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From the Book of Useless Information

Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving dinner. I don't know if that's actually credible, but if it's in a book, it's gotta be fact, right?

It's bad joke time, CS friends

Did anyone hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted some space. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh banana banana

Craigslist

I've always kept away from Craigslist, and here's why: Suppose you read an ad. Some guy is selling an old Nintendo. You answer the ad. Then you meet up with the guy, but when you get there, the guy is dressed up like the Gimp from Pulp Fiction. That's when you realize the guy probably doesn't have an old Nintendo to sell. rolling on the floor laughing

From the Book of Useless Information

In ancient Egypt, if a surgeon lost a patient while performing an operation, his hands would be cut off.

Getting a message from one someone who deletes their account

Hey, Pete. It's been a while. Thanks. cheers

Getting a message from one someone who deletes their account

Has anyone here received messages from people, only to check their profile, and see that their account is gone? I just got one of those today, and it's not the first. I've gotten a few of those every so often.

Bad Joke Time, CS Friends

That's a good one, Mike. cheers

Bad Joke Time, CS Friends

What's a zombie's favorite time of the day?

Ate o'clock.

rolling on the floor laughing

Bad joke time

Did anyone hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

He won the "no-bell" prize. rolling on the floor laughing

Logan (a.k.a. Wolverine Part 3)

Is anyone seeing Logan this weekend?

Bad Joke Time, CS friends

That's a good one, Karlorado. laugh

Bad Joke Time, CS friends

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was "soda pressing". rolling on the floor laughing

New word added to the Merriam-Webster's dictionary

And the new word added is "binge-watch". I heard it was added along with the other new word "Trumplestiltskin". rolling on the floor laughing

Bad joke time

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she thought it would be "egg-citing". rolling on the floor laughing

It's bad joke time, CS friends

That's a good one, Jac. wave

It's bad joke time, CS friends

That's a good one. cheers

It's bad joke time, CS friends

Where do pencils go on vacation.

Pencil-vania. rolling on the floor laughing

Ever get a message in a foreign language?

Thanks, I'll look into that. handshake

Ever get a message in a foreign language?

I got one. A woman from Berlin, Germany sent me a message that I can't read because I don't know German.

So I pose a question for all in the forums. Has anyone here ever gotten a message in a foreign language?

RE: How do you like the new changes of the site?

I voted "Ok". I've been so used to the original look. The change will take some time to get used to.popcorn

Doctor Strange

Yes, I've been to one before, but it wasn't a convention per se. It was more of a smaller sci-fi collectible type of show. There were some celebrities there from sci-fi shows. It was fun to go to.

Doctor Strange

Yes, I'm a Trekkie. I worship Trek.

wine

Doctor Strange

Is anyone seeing the new Marvel Cinematic Universe movie Doctor Strange?

RE: CS Saloon is now open!

I'm not a drinker myself. I've never touched alcohol in my entire life. Is soda pop available?

A new bad joke

What's a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Who would you most like to marry?

I picked successful billionaire myself. I don't mind marrying for money, or someone with a whole lot of money. Who wouldn't want that?

How 'bout a new bad joke?

Did anyone hear about those two guys who stole a calendar? They both got six months each. rolling on the floor laughing

A funny love poem

Thanks, Pete. cheers

A funny love poem

I love you in blue, I love you in red, but most of all, I love you in blue. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: whatever I want .....

That's really the reason I haven't posted anything for a long time. Not many replies, or none at all. But they sure do get a lotta views.

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