AlainnAlainn Forum Posts (449)

RE: See if anyone can figure this out

I have wracked my brain but can't figure it out. I gotta know.

RE: Explain the user name you chose

My grandfather used to call me Alainn. He said it means beautiful in Irish Gaelic.

RE: How do you explain.........?

How I tought my child was that horizontal was the same as the horizon. Vertical is like telephone poles standing up from the horizon

RE: Why do young people join dating sites?

I know I'm entering kind of late in this one, but I can tell you why I'm here.

I don't know about most people my age, but I have trouble meeting guys in bars and clubs. I get alot more time to talk to the person and can be talking to more than one at a time. I'm not interested in things that the average clubber is into. On here,I have a better chance of meeting a guy that has the same interests as me. I can't tell you how many times I have met a guy in a bar, went on a date, and found out we have nothing in common. It's a viscious cycle that happens all the time. Here I can talk and be myself with everyone, and then become interested in someone for who he is, his posts, his opinions, things like that.

I only get approached in clubs by one kind of guy. The get you drunk, wham bam thank you mam guy. I don't like dealing with them and trying to sort through to find the real sweet ones. If I meet a guy in a club, he hangs around all night, we talk, then the night was a waste because he only hung around to buy me drinks, get me drunk, and thinks he's getting some action. Call me old fashioned, but I don't think I want a guy who has been sleeping around with whatever girls he can pick up in a club.

All of the above, and I have a kid, so my party time is limited.

It's my birthday

Happy Birthday to you too hun.

Thanks everyone for all the bday wishes. Time to go out and party.

banana head banger dancing

It's my birthday

Woo Hoo. I'm going to bed. See you guys tomorrow, or should I say later today.

RE: smoking is killing me

I don't smoke myself, but I think it's up to around $5 or $6 for name brand now.

RE: Dusty's house of Laughter.....

Had I known I would have posted the Thanksgiving thing here too

Tori Amos wrote a song for Brittany Spears

I don't normally follow anything celebrity myself, but this has interested me. There are people loving and hating her right now.

I just wonder if it's all drug/alcohol induced or is she doing it to get publicity. Frankly, I don't think losing her children would be a worth while publicity stunt.

Then again some of these people are truly crazy. I think it might be a requirement to have a mental disorder to be famous.

Tori Amos wrote a song for Brittany Spears

I would like toknow how other's feel about this and the entire Britt fiasco. I found this song quite interesting. Any opinions?

(Spoken: Yes, I have a comment to make. Because I know something.)

Britney, they set you up
But you drank from their cup
Britney, they set you up
Oh, but this is what it looks like, love
This is what is looks like

When a star falls down
When a star falls down

Well, maybe you're a mother
But you still need your mother
Yes, I may be a mother
But I still need a mother
To pick me up
Yes, to pick me up

When it all falls down
When it all falls down

Britney, they set you up
Is your contract winding up?
But you drank from the cup
Boy, this is what it looks like
Yes, I said, this is, this is what it looks like, Disney, yes

When a star falls down
When a star falls down

You may be a mother
Baby, you still need a mother
Yes, I may be a mother
But I still need a mother
To pick me up
Yes, to pick me up

When it all falls down
When it all falls down
When it all falls, all falls down
When it all falls down

RE: The Riddle Thread...

I'm bringing this back because I'm interested to know the answer to this and see what else you guys can come up with.

RE: daaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAD.......

I told my child along time ago that if I don't answer the first time don't say it again. It worked. WOO HOO. Unfortunately I get a "mommy" before every statement. It gets anoying

"mommy.....can I have milk?"

"mommy...I'm going outside"

"mommy......I like orange"

and the kid talks ALOT.

RE: Would you do it again

I have only been married once. As of right now, I say I won't ever do it again. I guess that could change someday if I meet the right guy tho.

How to annoy your co-workers

I think if I had to work in an office setting I would be the clown doing these things. laugh I would probabaly go crazy. I like having to be serious all the time. I guess you could say I'm one of the class clowns. tongue

How to annoy your co-workers

I am in school in a salon setting. We do some of these thing to our fellow students when we get bored and there are no clients. Keeps us amused.

RE: How to scare your neighbors

And I yours dancing

How to annoy your co-workers

Run one lap around the office at top speed.

Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,
"Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.

Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way."

Walk sideways to the photocopier.

While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
open.

Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
double-barreled fingers.

Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all
that, I don't want to have to repeat it."

Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle

Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem then burst into a totaly differant song like Itsy Bitsy Spider

Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times

Refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob."

Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two."

After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
in "The report's on your desk, Mon."

While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"

At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my
witness, I'll never go hungry again."

In a colleague's DAY PLANNER, write in the 10am slot: "See how I look
in tights."

Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask, "You wanna
trade?"

Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

Put your waste basket on your desk and label it "IN".

Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk
about it."

Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very
important conference call.

Don't use any punctuation

Use, too...much; punctuation!

UsE ToO MaNy CapItal LeTters

don't use any capital letters at all

forgetwhereyourspacebaris

RE: How to scare your neighbors

Spends days calling your imaginary pets name out into the yard. After a week knock on thier door and insist you know they ate your pet for dinner . Tell them you are calling P.E.T.A.

RE: How to scare your neighbors

String ropes in patterns all over your back yard and theirs. When asked why simply claim you are half spider and that it's your feeding time.

RE: Little Green Men

I think they have had enough of our making fun of them in movies and tv shows. That and they learned all there is to learn so they moved on to the next inhabited planet.

RE: The Dark Dayz of Singeldom is ahead...

Guess it might not be a good time to bring up, but, did you know depression and suicide rates rise significantly during the holiday season.

RE: The Dark Dayz of Singeldom is ahead...

Let's think of it this way.

You don't have to wonder who's family to visit on the holdiay, it's obvious when there is only one.

You don't have to spend weeks stressing over what gift to buy your man/woman of choice only to find out they don't like it or you spent way too much.

Your New Year's can be spent however you want, and it will be cheaper to party if you're only paying for one.

You only have to worry about the crazy people in your family.

You don't have to worry about forgetting their family's names and embarrasing yourself.


It's not so bad now is it.

RE: Hello. I'm new here.

wave

Hi

wave

Hi

Now there's a name I think I remember. wave

Hi

I'm not seeing any faces I recognize. There are alot of new faces

Hi

No, no match, just got busy with other things and didn't have much time to post.

Hi

Had a differant picture then

Hi

No, actually I just haven't been on in a very long time. Since around July I think.

Hi

Eh, not too bad. Kinda bored so I decided to see what was going on here

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