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Marriage proposal

Hey, armydoc4u! This one was for you but I just mixed the posts ( I think I'm too sleepy )

Marriage proposal

Oh, this was for armydoc4u

Marriage proposal

Marriage proposal

and your lover wakes up: OMG! He's gone! Now I have all what gained in 5 years!

Being a passenger in an outer-space voyage

It may be because as soon as you get naked, you'll be two !!!

Marriage proposal

still thinking??

Marriage proposal

Maybe you should stop dreaming yourself and get into the dreams of ladies

Marriage proposal

You are not playing fairly No woman can reject such a proposal

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Ooooopppssss... Sorry!!! It should be BAKED

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Naked

Marriage proposal

Hey, Jax!
Don't forget your back-pack

Marriage proposal

What if you'll regret accepting when the fog disappears??

First night

Once upon a time, there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Anele. The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins. Years past, and it was time to get them married. So, the parents found them the most suitable 'leng chais'. They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon. As 'concerned', Mr. & Mrs. Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night experience. So, before the daughters went on their respective honeymoons, Mrs. Ng told them......" Your father & I want to know about your 1st
night encounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity... you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences". So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed. Mr. & Mrs. Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine. They opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the newspaper and looked for Standard Chartered advertisement. Ah! here it is!!!!, exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for Standard Chartered was...."BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY".... Mr & Mrs. Ng were happy. A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took the neswpaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. Ah! here it is. 'NESCAFE: PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP'. Mr. & Mrs. Ng jumped in joy. Another week passed. A month passed. 2 months passed. There was still no letter from Anele. The Ngs became worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to figure it out. The code-name was "CATHAY PACIFIC". Mr. Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the pages frantically............. ah! here it is!!! Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and read aloud. Before she could finish it......THUMP!!!!!!...she fell off her chair........... The motto as........................... "7 TIMES A WEEK. 3 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP "

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You are complaining that your private stewardess is a hot chick???

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Welcome on board Chicken Wings Airlines

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Marriage proposal

what/where/how would be your dream proposal for marriage?

Being a passenger in an outer-space voyage

Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments

RE: Are there guys out there that like bigger women?

It's not healthy The first rule to lose weight is to burn calories, not to avoid feeding your body. If you don't do any exersizes and only make a diet, the only thing you'll lose will be water and your muscles. And... Your body stops to digest food in the evening and whatever you eat at night or late in the evening will be deposited in your stomach until morning. And if you won't have a good breakfast, you'll feel dizzy all day. You can burn the calories you get from the breakfast during the day. But in the evening, you can only eat soup or some fruit or yoghurt or salad, etc. It's also very harmful to stay hungry for hours because it will slow down your metabolism and you'll burn calories more difficultly. Anyway.. The best thing to do is to go to a doctor for check-up, diet list and advice on which exersizes to do.

Oh, one more thing! Try to lose weight for your health, not for your appearance! Always stay happy

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Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out of the window on the port, or left, side of the aircraft you will see that the inner engine is on fire just below the fuel tanks in the wing.

"If you look out at the starboard, or right, wing you will observe that a widening crack has developed at the wing root, making it unlikely that the wing will remain attached to the fuselage.

"If you look down at the surface of the sea over which the aircraft is flying, you will notice a small orange dot. This is a life-raft. In it are your co-pilot, your flight engineer and myself. This has been a recorded announcement. Please enjoy the rest of your flight.

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Remain in your seat with your seatbelt fastened and your seatback and tray upright until the airplane comes to a complete stop at the gate and we extinguish the seatbelt sign. There are television cameras in the cabin, so if you get up before we stop, your picture will be transmitted by satellite to Flight Attendant Central, and you will never get another bag of peanuts again.

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Frequent Flyer Rules

1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
2. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper. Or start to drink your coffee.
6. If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.
7. Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
8. The crying baby on board is always seated next to you.
9. The best-looking woman/man on your flight is never seated next to you.
10. The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.

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Hehehe, that's the exciting side of it If you knew the ending, it wouldn't be exciting to read a book, am I wrong?

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I agree

RE: New to this

Hiiiii Did you bring your pyjamas? Most probably you'll stay overnight

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Unfortunately this is a charter flight with only economy class. Only God knows when we'll depart and where you'll get your luggage

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Do you find it exciting or scary?

RE: can it possibly work....

I think they will complete each other

RE: Something

The road map to the castle where your dream princess lives??

What's the best reason to date a less attractive person?

Absolutely!