RE: What's the worst thing...................................

as a butcher, i always kept my hair smart.........while standing by the block........would always brush my hairprofessor i did,nt need a hat.............roll eyes

RE: What's the worst thing...................................

wow all that messing about.....have it all cut off,and wear a wig..... giggle giggle giggle giggle :giggle

RE: What’s your favourite sweet treat?

stewed slugs with ice cream vanilla.grin

RE: Start Your Own Dating Matchmaking Agency.

.....buy the prunes you tight git............rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What's the worst thing...................................

no. just a thought............laugh blues

RE: What's the worst thing...................................

seriously had a meal out....found this long black hair init.........went into toilet brought my heart up.......said to the waiter ,if you think l,m paying for that......think again and walked out..............yuk.

RE: What's the worst thing...................................

you order a drink at the bar.....he hands it to you......then you notice ....a big black bogey on his finger...................wow wow wow barf blues

RE: Start Your Own Dating Matchmaking Agency.

i mssed my wife a few times..............the last time,i got pulled over for recclessdriving.......................professor grin

RE: Is There Anyone Really Looking For Friendship Which Can Be Serious Some Day?

your welsh really the only bit of scot in you is in a bottle........scotch.......professor laugh

RE: Is There Anyone Really Looking For Friendship Which Can Be Serious Some Day?

do you wearthe kilt in winter.............???????????with the icey winds and frozen thistles.....???laugh

RE: Is There Anyone Really Looking For Friendship Which Can Be Serious Some Day?

it suppose to mean.......may the smokealways rise in yer chimmney.......scottish saying......grin

RE: Whatcha singin?

i mostley sing opera....................as in swan lake....................professor ......i was taught in milan.........snooty snooty snooty

RE: Start Your Own Dating Matchmaking Agency.

hi ladies................starting my own agency up........asite for all your dreams........just plck the gender that suits you.............there is a slight fee...........of 20.000 dollors every 2 months....but it,s money well spent.....................i will pay your fares....to your dream one...........as long it doesent exceed 10 dollors...........the only requirment....needed is having a clean mind and a virgin.........just to be safe. you will be seen ,by my local vet.........must go my phone is ringing........bye......................bye..................wave

RE: Say Anything part 3

how yer doing jack.............????laugh .

RE: Say Anything part 3

to all thos protesters.....please dont spoil our one special day...(rememberance day)...we the people ,respect your feeling............so please respect ours................thank you......................tru.

RE: Say Anything part 3

.....your a decent guy.......i will note thisprofessor grin

RE: Is There Anyone Really Looking For Friendship Which Can Be Serious Some Day?

awwww. lang my yer lum reeklaugh

RE: Say Anything part 3

oh dear....am i on the right site..........theres a problem in our street. thought it wise , to talk toan agony aunt.....?......at this moment not sure if its a dating site.....or agony aunt site........can you help........?????????giggle giggle giggle dunno

RE: How long does the relationship last?

no they are plums....like you have beween your legs.................scold rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How long does the relationship last?

take no notice of bob. being a scot ,he,s to tight to buy any................tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How long does the relationship last?

tongue tongue grin

RE: The Last Person To Post

pooooooo. jesus.you just farted.....................very mad laugh

RE: How long does the relationship last?

when i married, thought it was for life..like my parents........how cananyone can be that wrong..................doh

RE: What’s your favourite sweet treat?

i know..........hug

RE: What’s your favourite sweet treat?

please... send slice......laugh devil laugh

RE: What’s your favourite sweet treat?

any fruit crumble with cream..........i tried sour cream first time.........never againbarf laugh

RE: What Are You Wearing

oh dear.....has he got the prune urge...........doh dunno

RE: Win a prize if you can name everyone in this Photo!

they are waiting for(KFC)........to deliver em.tongue tongue laugh

RE: Win a prize if you can name everyone in this Photo!

ali//pele......wyatt earp......al capone......machine gun kelly........bonnie clyde/ jim bowie........doc holliday.......the bostonstrangler........annie oakley.........jessie james......and the arm.......their local bike..............professor grin

RE: Keep One / Remove One

keep six/remove 7.............confused

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