a bus driver and a priest die at the same day Both go to heaven and meet Saint Peter Saint Peter addresses the priest - You have been a good servant of God and you will get to stay in a cozy apartment . Then he greets the bus driver -Hey, welcome,you have been a very good servant of God and you will stay in the Villa on the beach... The priest was confused and asked, why, my church was always full of believers , why does a bus Driver gets a better accommodation Saint Peter- well see, tho your church was always full, most of the people were napping, or pretending to pray while in the case of the bus driver. all the passengers were sincerely praying ...
woow, thats` a lot of symptoms now here`s my list, which by the way is much shorter
1- having to ``go`` after being constipated for a week 2- the toilet is finally free after you feel your back teeth are floating 3- being alone when you have to fart
we had the IM function here , it was direct messaging and i think at some point a video option was available too - but it seems there were some complains made...on my account
how far in to the future do you wanna go and are we talking about plausible scenario based on what is going on now or our wishes, phantasies and perhaps funny replays
for the love of God, go back to trimming your eyebrows tovarish Brezhnev-
everyone is either a communist , a conspiracy theorist ... or both - thats your rhetoric ... hey here`s an idea, try electroshocks to stimulate synapses in your brain
you summed it up very well - if i may reorder your words so that it makes more sense - -You wont believe my words even when there is evidence- See, now we`re getting somewhere By the way -All politicians are professional liars ,tho some may give them a more likable attribute and call them ``Actors``
Im not fluent in English but I think I`ve got the message
As for actually reporting the news - its like talking about selective memory - the news they`ve been reading are very selective and i wouldnt go as far as calling it the truth or facts
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RE: The deep thinker---Carl Jung---->
Carl Jung? wasnt he flipping burgers in Mc Donalds?