Lawyers in the courtroom, true happenings

Lol I can imagene you in the courtroom Mike sparks flying for sure. wave Jenny

Lawyers in the courtroom, true happenings

Good to get confirmation that these stories about lawyers are true. wave

Lawyers in the courtroom, true happenings

Difficult to believe this is it not Lin?
I am sure they all have gone throught university? Well it shows rolling on the floor laughing wave ..............Jenny

Lawyers in the courtroom, true happenings

Lawyer: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Lawyer: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Lawyer: And Mr. Johnson was dead at the time?
Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
Witness: No.
Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
Witness: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Lawyer: How was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By death.
Lawyer: And by whose death was it terminated?

Lawyer: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: And what were you doing at that time?

Lawyer: What is your date of birth?
Witness: July fifteenth.
Lawyer: What year?
Witness: Every year !

Lawyer: How many times have you committed suicide?
Witness: (looking confused) Is that a question?

Lawyer: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Lawyer: She had three children, right?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: How many were boys?
Witness: None.
Lawyer: Were there any girls?

Lawyer: Can you describe the individual you saw?
Witness: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Lawyer: Was this a male, or a female?

Lawyer: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Lawyer: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Witness: What do you think counselor.

Lawyer: Did he kill you?
Witness: Excuse me counselor can you repeat the question?

Lawyer: What happened then?
Witness: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me"
Lawyer. And did he kill you?
Witness: Yes!

Lawyer: (Showing the witness a picture) That's You?
Witness: Yes.
Lawyer: And you where present Right ! when the picture was taken ?

RE: Is there a GOD???

Ephesians 2:8-9 New International Version (NIV)
For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— not by works, so that no one can boast.

You can not work for your salvation, otherwise Christ died for nothing................wave ..............Jenny

RE: Is there a GOD???

When I say “I am a Christian I’m not shouting “I’m clean living,” I am whispering, I was lost, and now I am found and forgiven.
When I say “I am a Christian I don’t speak with pride, I am confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.
When I say I am a Christian I am not trying to be strong. I’m professing that I am weak and need His strength to carry on.
When I say I am a Christian I am not bragging of success. I am admitting I have failed need the Lord to clean my mess.
When I say I am a Christian I am not claiming to be perfect, my flaws are far too visible but God believes I am worth it.
When I say I am a Christian I am not holier than thou I’m just a simple sinner who received God’s good grace somehow.



wave Jenny

RE: Is there a GOD???

When I say “I am a Christian I’m not shouting “I’m clean living,” I am whispering, I was lost, and now I am found and forgiven.
When I say “I am a Christian I don’t speak with pride, I am confessing that I stumble and need Christ to be my guide.
When I say I am a Christian I am not trying to be strong. I’m professing that I am weak and need His strength to carry on.
When I say I am a Christian I am not bragging of success. I am admitting I have failed need the Lord to clean my mess.
When I say I am a Christian I am not claiming to be perfect, my flaws are far too visible but God believes I am worth it.
When I say I am a Christian I am not holier than thou I’m just a simple sinner who received God’s good grace somehow.



wave Jenny

RE: Anti Trump 2

So sad but so true Lindsay otherwise I can not understand this spewing of hate...... wave ..............Jenny

RE: This thread is for Trump lovers only

We all know who hates President Trump, so why did you come on this thread just to tell ones again how much you hate the man?
Lindsay clearly tittled this "For Trump loves only"
Some of you could not handle this and saw a chance to show your hate once again.
You could not pass up this chance to tell it again.................
I feel sad that so much hate is showing, why not simply stay out of this tread?
Start a "How much I hate Trump" thread and I promise I won't get in there.
Grow up! All this hate is getting us no where..................
Trump is the president and nothing can change that, accept it.....
wave Jenny

RE: This thread is for Trump lovers only

Lin, I lived in California for 11 years. My sister got me there in 3 month.
Came back to Canada in '78
It would now take 16 years, yeah you read this right, and my sister passed away so no chance

Jenny

RE: This thread is for Trump lovers only

If I could I would vote for President Trump for sure...........
He has courage like no one else before him has had..
Done things none before him had the guts to do.
He is against the "New World Order" Here too, he stands almost alone.
He keeps on fighting the good fight............

cheering applause : dancing wave Jenny

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

Rez, just one last thing.
You are using logic to get to your points. If, If, If, Never works. Facts do..............
Find out who and why hildebeest has and still is, protected.
It may surprise you wave

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

Rez, no comment on the above as you are allowed to believe what ever you want to believe.



wave

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

If, if, the unbelievers in hildebeest guilt have read it so often why she is not a nice person, they sure don't show it as they still believe she is "Saint" hildebeest.
frustrated
So there comes a time to give up and say; AMEN...............wave Jenny

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

Interesting how the tread went again and again to Presedent Trump, instead to hildebeest where it was
supposed to go too.
So many different sources talk about hildebeest, not just one source. Does anyone who hates Trump even read it?
No matter what some of us have shown here about hildebeest, it seems to me, they did not really read it
As the same remarks keep popping up.
If it had been read as it was meant to be, they would have had their answsers, but, but it was not accepted.

wave Jenny

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

Lindsy so much has been written about hildebeest from so many different sources
I showed why and by whom hidebeest is protected but I am sure they have not read it
Some people just can/will not believe that they are so crooked..nothing saintly about them .........wave

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

Riz of course we can trust this list we see here above rolling on the floor laughing

cheering dancing : applause

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

So many many different sources have told the same things about hildebeest
It is obvious you have a closed mind and no matter what is shown to you, or you
can look up for yourself, it won't make a differents to you as you have made up your minds
hildebeest is a "saint" to you and her buddy obadman also wave

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

Former CIA Officer and whistle blower Kevin Shipp says what Hillary Clinton did with her charity and Uranium One while she was Secretary of State was a crime for the history books.

Shipp explains, “Hillary Clinton used this to launder money in foreign banks so it wasn’t subject to U.S. laws, congressional subpoenas or FOIA demands for the evidence. This was done to launder this money globally into the Clinton Foundation so the U.S. government could not examine it at all.”

Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller was the head of the FBI while the Uranium One deal was being done by Clinton and the Russians. One fifth of U.S. uranium production was bought by the Russians in a deal Clinton pushed and approved. The Clinton Foundation received more than $140 million from some of the same Russian players who were involved with Uranium One. Why didn’t Mueller stop the deal? Shipp says,

“Mueller is either a complete moron, which he is not, or he overlooked the biggest counterterrorism cases in U.S. history. It involved Hillary Clinton, the Clinton Foundation, Uranium One and, of course, the destruction of all the emails and evidence and her secret server, and on and on and on it goes, and he (Mueller) ignored it all.”

How did she get away with obvious crime? Shipp says,

“The most bizarre thing is the people who protected her from clear felonious activity and violations of the Espionage Act. James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence, was protecting her and leaking things to the media and lying. You had John Brennan, Director of the CIA, protecting her by starting a false investigation (on Trump) and stirring things up with this (false/unverified) dossier. You had James Comey, Director of the FBI, protecting her...

Then, you’ve got Peter Strzok protecting her, and now it appears the United Kingdom GCHQ was using NSA information to target Donald Trump and protect Hillary Clinton. You have to ask yourself what kind of power or connections does this woman have to get all of these members of the Deep State, Shadow Government to risk their own criminal penalties to protect her and try to get her elected? That is the Shadow Government. That is the Deep State. That is what is so chilling about this whole thing...

This is deep. This is dark. This is as dark as it gets, and this is the biggest espionage case involving government officials in the history of this country.”

Full article:




Yess this is why she is not in jail she was protected

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

Former CIA Officer and whistle blower Kevin Shipp says what Hillary Clinton did with her charity and Uranium One while she was Secretary of State was a crime for the history books.

Shipp explains, “Hillary Clinton used this to launder money in foreign banks so it wasn’t subject to U.S. laws, congressional subpoenas or FOIA demands for the evidence. This was done to launder this money globally into the Clinton Foundation so the U.S. government could not examine it at all.”

Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller was the head of the FBI while the Uranium One deal was being done by Clinton and the Russians. One fifth of U.S. uranium production was bought by the Russians in a deal Clinton pushed and approved. The Clinton Foundation received more than $140 million from some of the same Russian players who were involved with Uranium One. Why didn’t Mueller stop the deal? Shipp says,

“Mueller is either a complete moron, which he is not, or he overlooked the biggest counterterrorism cases in U.S. history. It involved Hillary Clinton, the Clinton Foundation, Uranium One and, of course, the destruction of all the emails and evidence and her secret server, and on and on and on it goes, and he (Mueller) ignored it all.”

How did she get away with obvious crime? Shipp says,

“The most bizarre thing is the people who protected her from clear felonious activity and violations of the Espionage Act. James Clapper, Director of National Intelligence, was protecting her and leaking things to the media and lying. You had John Brennan, Director of the CIA, protecting her by starting a false investigation (on Trump) and stirring things up with this (false/unverified) dossier. You had James Comey, Director of the FBI, protecting her...

Then, you’ve got Peter Strzok protecting her, and now it appears the United Kingdom GCHQ was using NSA information to target Donald Trump and protect Hillary Clinton. You have to ask yourself what kind of power or connections does this woman have to get all of these members of the Deep State, Shadow Government to risk their own criminal penalties to protect her and try to get her elected? That is the Shadow Government. That is the Deep State. That is what is so chilling about this whole thing...

This is deep. This is dark. This is as dark as it gets, and this is the biggest espionage case involving government officials in the history of this country.”

Full article:



Taken from the blogs by Willy wave

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

Hildebees should be in jail and if you can not see who is protecting her than you are blind as a bat

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

There are none so blind as those who refuse to see wave Jenny

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

You nailed it Joy, these facts are well known but still some will not accept it
The stolen funiture had to be returned to the White House, amazing greedy people
wave

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

Right on Joy as always you can tell it the way it is.
It won't ever change the mind of some haters, no mater if you can show how wrong they are
I pray for the President of the USA, Yes the Lord is in charge thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up

wave Jenny

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up Your a breath of fresh air.
Yeah, Obozo and Hildebeest make a pair So thankful evil did not triumph this time wave

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................


I bring up hildebeest only, because of others who still talk about her like she is the saviour and some think she is "Saint" Hildebeest

They still can not, will not see, that this woman is evil and is working behind the scene, even as we talk.
She is out to destroy!. Some of you will never be able to see this wave

"Saint" Hildebees, yeah.well to some people she is.......................

First published on November 2, 2016

Hillary Clinton is crooked but she is worse.

She is a criminal in more ways than one.

Here is a list of her top five crimes.

Hillary Clinton’s crime sheet reads like that of an old mafia boss only with the added element of war crimes.

Here is a list of the top five reasons she should be behind bar.

..
.The War on Libya

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Hillary Clinton bears more responsibility for the ill-fated war on Libya than anyone else.

Even Barack Obama has admitted it was a colossal mistake.

The war has turned Libya into a prosperous state where terrorists were jailed into a failed state where competing groups of Islamic terrorists run the show.

The war did not have authorisation by the United Nations

America Might Not Deserve Trump, But Dems and Hillary Deserved To Lose Benghazi

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Not content with destroying Libya as a nation,

Hillary Clinton’s woeful and questionably premeditated lack of security at the US diplomatic compound in Benghazi,

one of the most violent cities not just in Libya but the world, must be investigated more seriously.

The family of the murdered Chris Stevens blame Hillary Clinton for criminal negligence.

I believe it is something more. It is analogues to when former British Prime Minister William Gladstone failed to

relieve the besieged General Gordon in Khartoum leading to his death. This is a contemporary equivalent only far more sinister.

Burning Bernie Sanders

Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt. listens as Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton speaks during a rally in Portsmouth, N.H., Tuesday, July 12, 2016, where Sanders endorsed Clinton for president. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)

Vladimir Putin has not meddled in the US election, Hillary Clinton has.

Leaked emails reveal that the popular socialist Bernie Sanders had his chance of becoming president stolen

from him by Hillary Clinton and her associates at the Democratic National Committee.

If defrauding democracy is worth going to war over, certainly it is worth going to jail over.

Millions of Americans had their votes stolen. Imagine how much more civilised an election

it would be if a traditional conservative like Trump were running against a traditional socialist like Sanders?


fbi-clinton-email fraud

Hillary Clinton’s use of private servers to send classified state secrets is inexcusable.

Hillary Clinton abused her power as Secretary of State, running America’s foreign policy like a mafia state.

If something like this were done in Africa or Latin America, the US Congress would be up in arms.

The fact that the case has been re-opened shows that perhaps justice may be done at last, whether for the right reasons or otherwise.

Funding Islamic Terrorism
Donald Trump was mocked when he said that Obama and Hillary were the founders of ISIS.

Anyone who knows how the world works saw a clear connection between American ambitions to illegally

overthrow the legitimate government of Syria and the funnelling of money through Saudi Arabia and Qatar to ISIS,

Al Qaeda and others of the same ideology. Julian Assange has vindicated Donald Trump and if the world has any sense of justice left,

Hillary must be held responsible for unleashing the hell that is ISIS and their compatriots.

The original source of this article is The Duran
Copyright © Adam Garrie, The Duran, 2018

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Obadman lovers? ..."There are none so blind as those who refuse to see"

It turns out the Obama administration knew the Russians were engaged in bribery, kickbacks and extortion in order to gain control of US atomic resources — yet still OK’d that 2010 deal to give Moscow control of one-fifth of America’s uranium. This reeks.

Peter Schweizer got onto part of the scandal in his 2015 book, “Clinton Cash”: the gifts of $145 million to the Clinton Foundation, and the $500,000 fee to Bill for a single speech, by individuals involved in a deal that required Hillary Clinton’s approval.

SEE ALSO
Obama administration knew about Russian bribery plot before uranium deal
FBI uncovered Russian bribery plot before controversial nuclear dealThe New York Times confirmed and followed up on Schweizer’s reporting — all of it denounced by Hillary as a partisan hit job.

But now The Hill reports that the FBI in 2009 had collected substantial evidence — eyewitnesses backed by documents — of money-laundering, blackmail and bribery by Russian nuclear officials, all aimed at growing “Vladimir Putin’s atomic-energy business inside the United States” in violation of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act.

The bureau even flagged the routing of millions from Russian nuclear officials to cutouts and on to Clinton Inc.

Hillary Clinton, again, sat on a key government body that had to approve the deal — though she now claims she had no role in a deal with profound national security implications, and during the campaign called the payments a coincidence.

The Obama administration — anxious to “reset” US-Russian relations — kept it all under wraps, refusing to tell even top congressional intelligence figures.

And when the Obamaites in 2014 filed low-level criminal charges against a single individual over what the FBI found, they did so with little public fanfare.

“The Russians were compromising American contractors in the nuclear industry with kickbacks and extortion threats, all of which raised legitimate national security concerns,” one veteran of the case told The Hill.

Yet the administration let Moscow move ahead — publicly insisting that there were no national security worries — and no evidence of Russian interference, despite many lawmakers’ concern at the time.

There’s more: Until September 2013, the FBI director was Robert Mueller — who’s now the special counsel probing Russian meddling in the 2016 election. It’s hard to see how he can be trusted in that job unless he explains what he knew about this Obama-era cover-up.

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