Letter from grandma............. lol

Grandma writes:
God bless you all. I just had to write to you about the wonderful experience I had the other day. I went up to local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach."

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. Then I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing ... why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again. I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........

Yes and those who have read this but don't bother to answer should be included too....wave

The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........

This old fashioned people actually became rare now days.
The modern men doing everything now. and some men are better than a lot of women!


rolling on the floor laughing A few ladies would like to disagree with you.........rolling on the floor laughing

The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........

Recognized yourself as one of those man didn't you............rolling on the floor laughing

The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........

When a man volunteers to do the Barbecue, usually on a Saturday, the following chain of events is put into motion:

Barbecue Routine
1) The woman buys the food.

2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) They tell good old Aussie barbie jokes like:
Question: What do you call a boomerang that wont come back?
Answer: A stick.

12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

14 year old, pretends he is a cop and robs a blind man, mam turned the kid in................

Authorities released the video with the victim's face blurred out and several still images that led to Sunday's arrest. Though he looks younger than 14, judging by his face, police estimate the suspect is about 5 feet, 5 inches tall and weighs a hefty 150 lbs. In the video, he is wearing a dark blue shirt, black and white pants, boots and has his own backpack strapped on.

The teenager's name was not released because of his age, nor was the victim's. The boy faces charges of grand larceny and criminal impersonation of a police officer.


Checked it out further and the kid is black., what a way to start out in life and what will this kids future be?
So having the kids face on the vidio did the trick...............Bless camera's wave

14 year old, pretends he is a cop and robs a blind man, mam turned the kid in................

M4,Yeah this is for sure a good mamma............This misrable kid needs a good lesson, so glad she turned the kid in
The blind man is out $85 plus $500 and who knows what else.
Sure hope that people will help him out.............. wave

14 year old, pretends he is a cop and robs a blind man, mam turned the kid in................

14-year-old pretends he's a NY cop, robs a legally blind man

NEW YORK
A wily 14-year-old boy who posed as a New York City police officer while snatching a legally blind man's wallet in a Manhattan subway station on pretense of helping him was arrested on Sunday.

His mother turned the baby-faced youth in to police nearly a week after authorities said he fled the subway station at 34th Street and Eighth Avenue, near Macy's, leaving his victim behind.

On May 14, police said he approached the 64-year-old man, identifying himself as an officer and offering to lead him through the station and past a turnstile to his train.

Surveillance video shows the man standing quietly as the teenager unzips his backpack and takes the wallet. The boy then bolts out with the wallet, which police said contained $85 cash and several credit cards. One card was charged $500 at a nearby store, police determined during an investigation that is ongoing.

Imported Canadian, born in Holland, (Ned).......... How about you?

Hi Bearwoman you sure are a Heinz 57
I did have a question mark behing my remark anyway we now got this straightend out handshake

Imported Canadian, born in Holland, (Ned).......... How about you?

We used to have a girl here from Nunavet.
She was Eskimo but told that this name was not longer to be used.
Too bad as I liked the name Eskimo..............wave

Imported Canadian, born in Holland, (Ned).......... How about you?

Just checked your proflle and see yes you really are a Indian Princess.

When I first came to Canada it was 1959, The only natives we had ever seen, was in the movies.
One day in this town I recognized a man as a native.
I wrote home to Holland that today I saw a real life Indian.
Boy that was something seeing one in real lilfe.
Today I live on Indian land and pay my taxes to them............This band is self governed............ownes a large part of this town................wave

Imported Canadian, born in Holland, (Ned).......... How about you?

The Arrival of Jan Van Riebeeck in the Cape - 6 April 1652 | South ...
Aug 16, 2017 - On 24 December 1651, accompanied by his wife and son, Jan van Riebeeck set off from Texel in The Netherlands for the Cape of Good Hope. Van Riebeeck had signed a contract with the Dutch East India Company (VOC) to oversee the setting up of a refreshment station to supply Dutch

Interesting never heard this name before wave

Imported Canadian, born in Holland, (Ned).......... How about you?

Bearwoman but your parents were both Native?
I would assume they have past relations elsewhere? wave

Imported Canadian, born in Holland, (Ned).......... How about you?

More like it I would think..............Naughty
Are you born somewhere, or grew on a tree or............the stork brought you .???

RE: Do u miss any of ur old b/f's or g/f's ?

Two girlfriends, I would give anything if I could find out if they are still around and would like to know, how they are today.
wave

Imported Canadian, born in Holland, (Ned).......... How about you?

Yugoslavian
One day a man read my name tag and said; Oh you are Yugoslavian.
I told them no sir I am Dutch.
Oh no he said, your last name only appears in Yugoslavia. No other country.
It looks like around the 16th century there was a religious war and many Yugoslaves moved to Holland???



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Imported Canadian, born in Holland, (Ned).......... How about you?

Thanks for explaining this Snookums.
Lol that is a lot of European in there.

Imported Canadian, born in Holland, (Ned).......... How about you?

A friend of mine, was fed-up having to spell his last name. (Czechoslovakian)
He chose as his new name; Hamilton, pretty classy I thought
When he became an American I went with him to the swearing in ceremony.
Outside were ladies signing up the new Americans so they could be on the voting list.
Name? Hamilton. How do you spell that?
I piped up, it is spelled with the K from Apple.
He just had it official changed for a reason and your the first one to ask him how he spells it Grrrrrrrrrr

Imported Canadian, born in Holland, (Ned).......... How about you?

Okay Naughty can see you have not yet learned how to read.
That is okay keep at it and it will come to you someday wave

Imported Canadian, born in Holland, (Ned).......... How about you?

Snookums sorry, would you "translate" this for me as I don't understand what you wrote wave

Imported Canadian, born in Holland, (Ned).......... How about you?

My name is officially Jenny, given to me by an official when I became a Canadian citizen,who looked at my Dutch name, I supposed he did not wish to make a fool of himself by trying to pronounce my Dutch name,
asked me what I was called in Canada, and I told him; Jenny.
Do you like it, he next asked me. Yes I do Sir.
Good I will make it official.
So my name is Jenny, short and snappy, just like the way I am

The Royal wedding for Harry and Meghan........................

I felt personally the ceremony itself was boring.
The couple itself was loving and happy.............
I hope and pray also that this mariage will last.
Wishing them the very best for sure
wave

The Royal wedding for Harry and Meghan........................

Mercedes your a sweetheart for sure..............
Well I watched the whole wedding and found it to be very boring...........
Best part was the guest coming in and seeing their crazy hats and some dreadful outfits
Anyway it is almost over now so.......

Next rolling on the floor laughing

The Royal wedding for Harry and Meghan........................

Mercedes your a sweetheart for sure..............
Well I watched the whole wedding and found it to be very boring...........
Best part was the guest coming in and seeing their crazy hats and some dreadful outfits
Anyway it is almost over now so.......

Next rolling on the floor laughing

Few jokes, hope they make you smile

Galrad he should have been able to ring the bell wave

RE: What happens to overprotected children?

The biggest scandal that Canada and the US commited in my eyes, is taking Native children away from their homes and put the children in residential schools
They were abused, mentally, sexually, phycically.
The damage done will take at least 1-2 generations to recover.
Those who have undergone this experience, still cry when they talk about it today crying

Few jokes, hope they make you smile

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming.
Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?"
Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?
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Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45 minute wait for a table.
"Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said. "We may not have 45 minutes."
They were seated immediately.



Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives.."
Al said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"


A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down.
Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"
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A man goes to see the Rabbi. '
"Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is going to poison me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's going to poison me.What should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke to your wife on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?
The man said, "Yes" and the Rabbi replied, "Take the poison."

The Royal wedding for Harry and Meghan........................

There are some things that I know about Prins Harry that I am not willing to tell here.
Time will tell in that case......so will leave it by that for now.
Wishing Harry and Meghan also the very best wave

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