Thank God for pubs and laptops ... but still won't replace having got to your destination ...
May be you'll get to meet someone special while you're there ... (hope I'm not putting my foot in it and you weren't on your way to meeting that special someone)
I can still do everything I used to 10 years ago ... including playing 5 aside footy (in mixed teams of all ages at work) or dance the night away ... skip down the road ... run down the stairs or up the stairs ... run around a playground with my grandchildren ...
But I know I'm lucky my body hasn't started giving up on me yet!!
Imagine what fun you could have tonight down the norrow streets of Bugibba!!
Flash - a-ah Lagooooooooo!!! "Flash - a-ah - saviour of the universe Flash - a-ah - he'll save everyone of us Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Flash - a-ah - he's a miracle Flash - a-ah - king of the impossible
He's for everyone of us Stand for everyone of us He'll save with a mighty wand Every man every woman Everyone - with a mighty flash"
Only had to change a couple of words from the original Queen's version!!!!
RE: The real shortest joke of the year......
Well come on then Rilly !!! or are you playing no more????!!!!