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Go figure

RE: canadians

I was born in the County of Surrey, and am now a Canadian... I believe they do like most Brits. dunno

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Little Women

RE: New here

Welcome to the group. We are friendly for the most part.



Sometimes what gets posted is misunderstood even if meant to be funny or harmless. MMHO it's a good idea not to take it all too seriously. Join in, be yourself. Best of luck in your search.wave

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Fountain Pen

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Fountain (of) Youth

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Butterfly Kisses

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Chrysalis Butterfly

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Caterpiller Chrysalis

For Gordo, Brew, and Geo... from Bri

NDP surge?

Do not get too excited.

It is only premature eJackuLayton

For Gordo, Brew, and Geo... from Bri

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of
Psychiatry at Harvard University ....
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5.. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10 This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.




Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

For Trucker and Eyes

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears'.
'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.



'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'


NUTS TO THE SHRINKS..


HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

Could this actually be true?

Osama bin Laden is dead and his body has been recovered by U.S. authorities, U.S. officials.

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Pole vault

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Pole dancing

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book signing

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book sale

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book store

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Book Club

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Fight Club

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Fish Fry

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Fossilized Fuels.

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Correction

Lazy River

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Lazu River.

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Bank Rupt

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Bank Vault

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Tail Gate

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Chin wag

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Party Pooper

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Dog House

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