Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and.....
OH, MY GOD !'
Silence followed!
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Irish passenger yelled....
'For f@#k's sake ........ you should see the back of mine!!!'
Glow in the dark mini putt is fun ... would be great to have a group of us go and play a game. Great ice breaker (better reality date than whats on TV)
I highly recommend this type of stuff to relax everyone and get lots of laughs
Jupp it's huge. Try to avoid it on a weekend. Saturdays are a killer. (I only went once on a Saturday, and I'll never do it again)
Now that school is out, it might be verra busy, but worth the visit. (I have yet to see all of the mall and will be bringing my daughter when she comes to visit this summer)
OH YEAH My big news.... MY DAUGHTER IS COMMING FOR A VISIT .. I'm a little EXCITED ... (sorry I don't show excitement very well)
Why don't you go to the Works? You'd have some nice art work, entertainment, and well there is always the 2 legged type of art work strolling around to improve the view for you? You can both have a beer and watch the barely there sites.
RE: TWO WORDS....KEEP ONE THE SAME
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