mickeyscouse Forum Posts (2,065)
and help me launch my big rod into the pond
you mean if I mention the game they will put me down and start talking about the West Ham match 
I come out of the stockroom in my thong and you cynical lily and bestbefore smoother me in babyoil and make a fuss of me
I just thought they were extra large hampsters
never mind the bbq will come in handy for the chicken masquerading as parrot in the cage 
sure will bring the customers flocking in.
leaflet drops, I hired a catsuit and want you to come down the cellar so I can help you squeeze into it before going down to the working mens club on the next block to hand them some leaflets
but carefull cos its long so make sure you get a good grip and try not to spill anything
a syringe aint no good bring a big bucket, no bring two as it will be messy 
this place cant function if Mickeys pipes are all bunged up
will take some licking to finish that one off
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RE: Woo's coffee shop is now an all night club
I got some superking size maggots in the industrial fridge in the cellar, they are the only ones that fit onto the end of my rod