MikeD12MikeD12 Forum Posts (2,809)

RE: English is language or measurement of intelligence

Beautiful Darling K
I did not want to confuse the issue - But Now you know why I love you wink kiss hug wine grin

RE: English is language or measurement of intelligence

** If I don't speak English language very well . its mean I have no rights to talk educated peoples.**
Not true - Written English can be learned to some extent by study however you wish but, like with all second languages IMO your education & spoken English would be improved by talking to English people.
All the best cheers

RE: Who wants to get married ?

YES Can I wink kiss kiss kiss

RE: Who wants to get married ?

Quite - So tiny - Unless you've had the Penoplasty op she would never be able to hold it let alone use it. tongue tongue cheers

RE: Some guys are strange


message me kiss

RE: For everyone ( please read )

After reading all his boring STUFF to be polite, and by choice & A.N Other with interests in History of various subjects for my work & Interests, I am left Dazed & wondering who he refers to as "Conran" is ? laugh yawn: sleep cheers

RE: Some guys are strange

Maybe they are actually looking but by what you have written - are too scared to approach you laugh laugh

RE: Fox News


Well said - I agree - I stopped taking any daily paper in 2008 and since 2010 have made a rule to watch the news once or twice daily Only, (Morning & Night )
I am extremely abusive to all cold Phone callers. Any politician who cold calls at my door against a warning NO cold callers of any description for any purpose gets told twop words Foxtrot Oscar -- My view is. - They who disobey my polite request will get extremely abusive language in one syllable & told to Involve the police if they don't like it as I will say what I like how I like in OR on my property upon which they trespass.

RE: Not feeing like Cs tonight....

That's too easy sleep sleep sleep yawn

RE: In Four Words

Not in my book hug kiss

RE: In Four Words

I do - To You wink hug kiss kiss

RE: How do people on CS define you?

By the numbers of likes & messages in the inbox I am OK. grin wine cheers

RE: Ladies

What's missing from the shot is the primer - (A 10 inch Cucumber) rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

LAWS THAT ISAAC NEWTON FORGOT TO TELL US

my omission of the n was deliberate - but I forgot that on CS such subtle humour
is lost on most white Americans who can't even spell or speak english . rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

LAWS THAT ISAAC NEWTON FORGOT TO TELL US

So enlighten us - How does Newto compare intellectually with an Irish Spud pickin Guiness swiller rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers

LAWS THAT ISAAC NEWTON FORGOT TO TELL US

The facts
1.WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD
When the buttered slice of bread falls it always fall on the buttered side.

2.LAW OF THE QUEUE
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

3.LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

4.LAW OF TOOLS
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place.

5.BATH THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

6. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be with.

7.LAWS OF THE RESULT & PROOF
A - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
B - When you want to prove a machine works, it will breakdown

8.LAW OF BIO-MECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

9.LAW OF COFFEE
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

10.LAW OF THE EXAM
A book will remain in state of rest or covered in dust until exam time

11.LAW OF SLEEP
The nap becomes enjoyable when the alarm sounds.

RE: At what age must u stop wearing a mini skirt/dress ?

Low cut dress and Micro skirts - Any age if she's got the looks figure and legs IMHO wine wine

RE: Greek

Both Fine as are Mum's & 1 is pregnant again. cheers

RE: Visa Versa

But it doesn't work like that with Visa laugh laugh laugh laugh

RE: The women are getting a day of doing the cooking.............yeah right..........

Barbecue Routine 1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

There's No point in paying a dog and barking oneself :-) laugh: laugh laugh cheers cheers cheers

RE: The Royal wedding for Harry and Meghan........................

I say a big Thumbs DOWN to all Knockers of our Royal family and especially to anyone who knocks "The Diana Quartet" as they are now, who like harry & wills' mother have always done good works for the under-privileged & disabled, - against the wishes of politicians.

RE: Don't download images

Bloody crap doh

RE: Deleted Profiles and Likes

It happens all the time almost daily to me so its just a CS thing - Forget it & move on


kiss hug wine wink

RE: say something

Maybe related to Pick, Pock and Puck dunno cheers

RE: say something

I would probably if your profile described your trade more spefically than just as a craftsman. JMHO cheers

RE: "America First" - (to Mr R.. )

When? Did Nelson have 2 eyes and both arms or Trump serve in the US Army ? laugh laugh laugh

RE: "America First" - (to Mr R.. )

Who the F is Mr R cheers dunno

RE: Best Affordable Cars for the teen

Who says - Not you puss head ? tongue

RE: Gone For Good!

Yeah Man she's super good . thumbs up

RE: What is the perfect Election in Europe?

Judging by all the crap on the forums even saying upset the apple cart could piss off the Health freaks and the Veggie & Veganista mafiosi
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wine

This is a list of forum posts created by MikeD12.

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here