alabamabebe Forum Posts (4,404)

RE: For Those That Have Missed Me!

Whew, what a relief!

Welcome back to both of you. No one stays gone from here, when you run away they always find you!

RE: Say something to someone .. nice as far as possible ..

Don't change it now, ya got me hooked!

RE: Alternative film plots

You didn't say anything about spelling!

RE: Say something to someone .. nice as far as possible ..

Ooo wait, another bald guy! You've got competition Des!

RE: Say something to someone .. nice as far as possible ..

Hiya Desi, how goes it tonight.

Can I rub your head? I just came from the bald guy thread. You're not Bruce Willis but you're the closest we've got!

RE: Bald men are better lovers

Amen sistah! He is one hot bald guy!

I saw and ol movie of his a little while back, one of the first die hards I think, when he still had hair, and he really is better looking bald! I would love to rub that head! Ooo, and can you imagine with a little bit of stubble! OMG, I'm not going to sleep tonght! ::drool::

RE: Alternative film plots

When Hairy met Sally, a lesbian love story.

RE: Why are CS relationships of a very short time?

To wolfpack and gypsey, we don' t mean to rain on your parade. A few of us have been there done that, so we have our reasons for being cautious. And it can work, there's a few couples from here to prove that.

I think the ones Christina and most of us are talking about are the ones you see who do it over and over, every few months. You're not them, so we're not really talking about you. I do wish you all the best, and hope your happiness lasts forever.

To my true friends!

My bestest girlfriend sent it to me today, I just had to share it with everyone here.

RE: If you could do ANY one thing you wanted....

The only think I can think of that I would give my life for would be my daughter or my grandbaby, maybe my son-in-law, because he is crucial to their happiness.

The world has always had pain and sorrow, always will, that is just the human condition. Someone has already given their life for the world, someone way better than me. I don't see where my giving my measly existence could make one whit of difference.

To my true friends!

I agree, the world would be a much happier peaceful place if everyone would just do as I tell them!

RE: HERE'S WOADAN.........................

We'll wear extra dark sunglasses!

RE: HERE'S WOADAN.........................

Yeah, simple. I'll whup out my checkbook right now!

Know where I can buy a pilot?

RE: HERE'S WOADAN.........................

How far is Manassis from Knoxville? You need to come to our meet and greet next weekend. Katie and I are gonna be there, it's gonna be a blast! Literally, we're bringing water cannons!

RE: HERE'S WOADAN.........................

Your profile sounds great to me! Dammit, why are all the good ones 600 freakin miles away!

To my true friends!

When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!

When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.

When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!

When you are confused -- I will use little words.

When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I
don't want whatever you have.

When you fall -- I'll laugh at you, then pick you up and dust you off.

This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. Why you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND!



Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

RE: HERE'S WOADAN.........................

Woohoo, any friend of Katie's is a friend of mine!

Welcome to the funny farm woadan. Meds at 10!

Mental health day

Ach, there may still be hope. And whatever's meant to be will be, there may be something better out there, this is the only house I've even looked at. Only reason I even found it is cause my daughter was house hunting, we went and looked at it and I fell in love with it. It's not the only house on the river, just like men!

RE: The worst excuse ever......?

Sooo sooorrry.

I was under the mistaken impression that I was free to express my opinion too. I'll move on.

RE: Bald men are better lovers

Do-do do-do do-do-do!

You shore got a purty mouth.

Mental health day

I posted about it the other day, and it's on my blog. It went south too!

RE: Falling in love.

That is called falling in love with the idea of love, or in other words, infatuation. You can feel like you've fallen in love, but till you meet I don't think you can really know if you're in love with them or just the image you've made of them in your head.

It is possible for this kind of feeling to turn into real love, we have some examples of success here to prove that. But you have to be really careful not to idealize the person so much before you ever meet them that when you do meet, the reality will have no chance to live up to the fantasy. Life is not virtual, there are realities to having a real love.

RE: what make man to come back to woman?

At's why she said you were half joking.

Jeez, you have a gf, and one that cute? That is scary! (Sorry mischevious!)

RE: Why are CS relationships of a very short time?

Yep, we both been there did that at about the same time. I learned from it, know you did too. It wasn't bad just because it didn't last. Just got to remember the fun times, and be grateful, like I said before.

Mental health day

I plan to!

RE: Why are CS relationships of a very short time?

Ach, you're the one who said you wanted to be on it!

I never plan to dump, it just happens. Maybe you could change my streak!

RE: Why are CS relationships of a very short time?

I wish!

RE: Why are CS relationships of a very short time?

Great point Marty. All the guys I've been out with since my divorce, I feel grateful for the time we spent together. If it didn't work out for whatever reason, that doesn't make either of us bad people. If I thought that I'd seriously be worried about my judgement in going out with them in the first place.

Mental health day

I just couldn't make myself go to work today. I was all ready to go, dressed and everything, and called in. Bad sign, I know, the bad part is I really like my job, it's just the management that sucks, it's given me a real bad attitude. I'm really ok after I get there and start dealing with the patients and stuff on my job, it's just making myself get there. I just couldn't do it today, figured an extra day off might help my outlook some.

Soooo, I'm here for the rest of the evening, who wants to play?

RE: hello everybody

Hiya, welcome to the funny farm!

(That's not a hug, it's just the men in white coats restraining me!)