this one was a lovely swan song I can't beleive people are ignorning the fact that she may be gone now, she wrote beautiful poerty but who cares? apparentently I do Love Di xxxx
is that the same fairies that hide things and then put them back as they run rampage through my house! we have a saying when something goes missin exp "If I were a key were would I be" sometimes it helps!!!!!!
I was walking down the street when I was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I got ten dollars out of my purse and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless woman told me. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I am going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight." The homeless woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."
RE: penguin joke
well get back to work on it, never tried crack so no comparison there, knowing what you mean by cs being addictive though