RE: Anyone love God in here?...

devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil devil



grin tongue


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RE: Good Scottish logic......................and it worked!..............

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RE: What you listening to? ...........

Masters of Reality's 1st albumthumbs up head banger

Is there anyone...

wave D! No, a Freudian slip is verbal not visual!professor grin

Is there anyone...

I don't mind a harmless bit of flirting but a certain lady might!!!roll eyes grin

Is there anyone...

Hi, handsome, athletic co-star!!

Yes, it has happened to me, but I can't, offhand, remember which ones. I am with Irishlass though.... I have sometimes inadvertently clicked on the name.... they must think I have viewed them??!!

Oooo errr...!![/quo

Why I do believe you're flirting with me!!!blushing

RE: What kind of job could I do in an English speaking country?

you're welcome!!!tip hat troll grin

RE: i can't believe none of you wished me a happy 50th birthday today ! you're all terrible people !

Happy Birthday Mr. Tin- foil hat head!!!!handshake cheers

RE: Whats your current mood?

wave cheers

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RE: Whats your current mood?

I'm in a silly mood, so do NOT take offence to anything I write!!!thumbs up grin

RE: Amount of Time from Initial meeting to making love?

straight away, behind the bar in the airport departure lounge!!!grin rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Is there anyone...

thanks for being understanding!!! laugh

Anyone else suffer from this?grin

Is there anyone...

The one that gets me every time is:

mylifewithu

I ALWAYS READ IT:

mylfwithu !!!!doh grin

Is there anyone...

Is there anyone else on here who reads the odd persons name incorrectly every time???

I'm not dyslexic but one person's name just does me every time!!!doh

RE: Maths Mystery... Unsolvable?????

You don't know who tells truth and who lies but whatever way whatever is pointed to ignore and do the opposite!!

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RE: Maths Mystery... Unsolvable?????

wave N- go back to page 3 of thread

RE: Maths Mystery... Unsolvable?????

You are right!!! Only ONE question to only one of them. One ONLY TELLS TRUTH, other ONLY TELLS LIES.

So ask one how the other would answer

If you ask truth teller, "what door would your friend say was the door to freedom?" he would point to death door, as the other is the liar

If you asked the liar the same question he would also point to the death door as it is not what the truth teller would say

So therefore choose the other door!!!

RE: America's Sense of Humor

America's always had a sense of humour!!

I mean, they must be wetting themselves laughing that loads of countries all over the world bought every series of the so called "comedy" Friends!!!

Friends- the entire back catalogue in a charity shop near YOU!!!grin

RE: To all of us beer drinkers, I say this prayer for you (us)

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!!thumbs up

Brew, you're a star!!! I'm gonna learn this off by heart!!!grin


Respect dude!!handshake cheers

RE: Should Australia invade the USA?

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thumbs up grin

I love the bit about sending in ex- home and away & neighbours actors to secure the west coast, you should scare them first by sending in the cast of cell block H!!!!cheers

RE: Maths Mystery... Unsolvable?????

Enduro is relying on the obvious, the number will always be 4, so the country starts with a D, (D=4), therefore most people would say Denmark when asked to name a counry beginning with the number's letter equivalent, then 2nd letter of country being E, he expects you to say elephant.

my answer would screw him up though!!!tongue

RE: Maths Mystery... Unsolvable?????

Dennis, are you a Doctor Who fan by chance? Pyramid of Mars with Tom Baker has this very riddle!!!

solution: you ask one guard what door the other guard would say is freedom, whatever the answer go to other doorwink

RE: During these bleak times..one question come to mind...

er.... not sure about this, do I really want to become fashionable?

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RE: IF YOU COULD BE ANYWHERE

Right now? I would have to say a little place in Washington state!! love grin

RE: when going through profiles......

Are you talking about GRAMMAR??? grin laugh

RE: The Atheist Starter Kit

Where's Crotalus? wait for the sparks!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: If you could play a roll in the movies, with one would you like to !

Mr Blonde - Reservoir Dogs devil grin

RE: When we are feeling sad.

I stay away from McMurders anyway!!!grin

RE: How many steps are there on ur stairs up to ur house's door?

It could be a cunningly disguised question for the ladies to find out how long it takes to get to their *ahem* "front door"!!!!wink

RE: How many steps are there on ur stairs up to ur house's door?

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...or anything that involves breathing!!!

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