jpunk Forum Posts (1,897)

RE: do u like men with long hair?

fascists!

RE: what is your biggest memory problem

what was the question again?

RE: Would you clone yourself to harvest the organs

Claayer! You do realise, that you've put yourself in the firing line for loads of comments from blokes who'd love to "harvest your organs"!!!

RE: What you listening to? ...........

Sabbat - History of a Time To Come

RE: why are there more succesfull black women in the world than succesfull black men ? are women preffer

Do I look like a hippy?

RE: Do you think that there is Extraterrestrial life?

Ok, fair play, but that's just my point, a simple biological approach. Biological to what? To conditions WE can live in.

Think outside the box for a sec, how many planets do you think the entire Universe contains? No-one knows. A hell of a lot more than the ones we've discovered in just our own tiny little bit of it, that we call our solar system that's for sure! It is impossible for Earth to be the only inhabited one!!!

RE: Do you think that there is Extraterrestrial life?

Very good Mr President!!!

RE: Do you think that there is Extraterrestrial life?

To think that we are not only the only planet in just our solar system, but also the only planet in the entire Universe to have a lifeform occupying it, you'd have to be incredibly stupid!!!

RE: why are there more succesfull black women in the world than succesfull black men ? are women preffer

You don't WANT to go out shopping at 3-4 in the morning, but somethings can't wait.... like having no kingsize rolling papers
left!!!

RE: is anybody fed up of this world and wished they lived on another planet ? what's your dream planet ?

Joel you'd be f**ked, or more to the point NOT f**ked!

you'd be their servant, and they'd continue to exist by using you for artificial insemenation dude

soz for the reality check!!! I'll f**k off shall i?




Gilly, answered another of your threads seriously, hours ago dude

RE: is anybody fed up of this world and wished they lived on another planet ? what's your dream planet ?

well before you go thinking about what your ideal planet would be like...... first things first.... like breathing / gravity !!!

RE: A true friend

oh no! this thread is turning into the Hugz v MF slanging match.....

.....so just to lighten the atmosphere....


A true friend is someone who doesn't laugh at you, pity you, and will even walk down the road with you when you've shat in your pants!!!

RE: why are there more succesfull black women in the world than succesfull black men ? are women preffer

This is a very difficult one to put into words, I know what I want to say, but I know it's gonna come out scrambled!! Here goes:

You know the saying "It's a man's world", well nearly all the biggest businesses on our planet are headed by men, right? In the business world a woman is generally limited as to how much power is given to them (I'm not on about political power, but yes, Thatcher was a monster of a mistake!!)
Now, in Britain (or more to the point,England) we have this thing called "the old boy network", which is to do with Public Schools ( paying schools for the incredibly posh & rich), basically the top jobs in Britain are nearly all held by ex-public schoolboys, the"I'll rub your back if you rub mine" kind of favours to get each other these positions of wealth.
Now the public schools are near enough ALL white, and through the "old boy network" they sort each other out, so you can imagine how hard it is for a black man to break into their "in bred family" circle, it just wouldn't be cricket to Sir Incredibly-Posh double-barrelled surname now, would it? Positions would be discussed over a "business dinner" in an exclusive members only "Gentleman's club", and if you didn't go to the right school, you're out!!

Ever see the Eddie Murphy film, Trading Places? It might be funny, but unfortunately there is a realism to the 2 brothers' attitude!!! It's ugly head exists!!


Finally thought: If loads of people still think their saviour is white when he was meant to be born in the Middle East, what hope for success has an ORDINARY black man?


Maybe Obama will prove me wrong!!!

RE: A true friend

I think that's a different thing,if i'm thinking what you're on about that's just someone who isn't insensitive....

ie: you're saying something really tragic, and they just go "anyway..." as if it's unimportant

was that what you meant Trish, wasn't sure as you used the "I dunno" emoticon ?

RE: So what are you?

Now if you were to say flobbadobbadob.......

I think you'd know my reply!!!!

RE: Guys would you rather have your lady.....

I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY LADY ....ON THE COFFEE TABLE!!

RE: The Past.... can you ever forget it... do you still live in the past

RE: The Past.... can you ever forget it... do you still live in the past

I hope, like my comment, that was meant to be humourous!?

RE: Does a person's online moniker put you off?

Awww!!! Thanks Hugz! for you

RE: The Past.... can you ever forget it... do you still live in the past

Have a look at the thread title and you'll work it out!

RE: The Past.... can you ever forget it... do you still live in the past

UG!!!

RE: Does a person's online moniker put you off?

Ok, fair play Starlite, but for people who aren't from the States, it's generally heard in a negative manner, thus my Dirty Harry qoute, as I recall I never heard anyone in Friends call someone "punk" affectionately!!!

RE: Does a person's online moniker put you off?

Hello you!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, in America "punk" is a word used for a low-life! I mean, was there a mohawk or mohican in sight when Clint Eastwood said "do you feel lucky, punk?" No there bloody well wasn't!!!! GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

we'll miss you A.... you're er.....A1!




Howdo Woody!!! You know what I mean, don't you? First time we spoke was when I commented on Conrad using the word punk in a derogative manner!!!

PUNK lives!!!

RE: Does a person's online moniker put you off?

Well this is an interesting thread!

I done a poll thread about a month ago, (thread killer) and thanks to words having different meanings in different countries, out of 22 votes, 10 people admitted they ignored my threads because I have the word PUNK in my screen-name!!!

So Sommer, there you have it, the answer in some people's case is definately YES!!!

RE: what are you thinking about the election.........

Oops, sorry about that! My mistake, just thought you were suffering neighbours!

TAXI!!!

RE: Witty quotes, cute and clever bumper stickers and interesting thoughts, funnies...........

"Which animal in the red coat gets YOUR support??"


That's excellent! I used to be a hunt sab

RE: what are you thinking about the election.........

What are you thinking about the election?

HURRY UP AND END!!!!

RE: Do you know what people think about you?

ahh! thanks MF!!!

RE: The Grand Finale - High School Musical

Who would have thought that my tough new exercise regime of being hours hunch-backed over a computer could have got me in such good shape!.....and I've become a dab hand at basketball too!

Thanx for thinking of me to use in your final one, I'm flattered and honoured


Alison for an Oscar!!!!

RE: music from your country!

I forgot to mention FILTH OF MANKIND!!!