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RE: The way to a womans heart!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch! YOU REALLY DO HAVE A HEART OF.....ICE!!

RE: The Perfect Man

The perfect man, the perfect woman, the tooth fairy & father christmas are standing in a room, there's $100 on the floor, who picks it up?

The perfect woman, as the other three don't exist!


The perfect woman, you know who I mean

RE: If You Had Three Wishes

Thanks druidess ta Oslo

RE: MY TURTLE...

No disrespect meant, but the fact that this was posted under "jokes and humour" I thought you wqere on about something completely different.... was gonna ask if you had a flushing goodbye!!!

RE: If Love was like a computer program, This is cute!

getting on in life for computer geeks!

RE: Mouse story........

It's a bit like......


First they came for the jews...i did nothing to help because i'm not a jew,

Then they came for the communists... i did nothing to help because i'm not a communist,

Then they came for the trade unionists...i did nothing to help because i'm not a trade unionist,

Then they came for me... and there was no-one there to help!

RE: If You Had Three Wishes

Tom, i've got it worked out!!!!

wish 1: world peace with no poverty

wish 2: that from this day forward whatever I wished would come true

wish 3: for the genie, to show my gratitude

RE: Definition of Agnosticism

very well put, but you can put it in a shorter way..... in a crass way it's "I NEED PROOF BEFORE I CAN BELIEVE"

RE: She chuckled and thought to herself....

RE: God is a concept

'ello there!

NFL Question....

I but I've always liked the Raiders logo, maybe it just became a statement clothing to wear???

As for Dallas, the American team- well I've noticed that it mostly seems to be their cheerleaders that get photographed the most!!!

NFL Question....

it was the colt corral & ravens roost bit that threw me never mind!!!

NFL Question....

Right.... I got some of that!!!!

RE: Generalizations.

well said

NFL Question....

One thing that I've wondered about (other than how you have the audacity to call it FOOTball!!!)

That is....when you live in a State with 2 teams, and yours relocates, you're not gonna support your arch-rivals, so who do you now support?
I mean, you're not gonna support the Cowboys if you were an Oilers fan, are you?

Also, if your team is replaced, like when it was Baltimore Colts, do you follow Indianapolis, then change allegiance when the Ravens were formed?






Thanks in advance

READ WHAT YOU SEE.....

Thankfully, I'm not the only one guilty!!!


to all

& for the ladies

& for the guys

READ WHAT YOU SEE.....

Just wait and see- more a guy thing I guess!

have a

READ WHAT YOU SEE.....

THEPENISINHERMOUTH





















IT'S THE PEN IS IN HER MOUTH, YOU DIRTY B*ST*RD!!!!

RE: I Wrecked My Peterbuilt!

I THOUGHT YOU'D DESTROYED A HOME-MADE TOY!!!!

RE: What you listening to? ...........

Rammstein- fever frei

RE: What you listening to? ...........

motorhead- rock n roll

RE: Up or down

RE: IQ Test

A MILLION TO THE POWER OF 11!!!!!

RE: What you listening to? ...........

ozzy osbourne- no more tears

RE: IQ Test

you're

RE: IQ Test

Apologies if your dyslexic

RE: IQ Test

I agree with you, it's a bit like your spelling!

RE: What you listening to? ...........

should have called it a day after Sabotage!!!

RE: Communist Party

alreet Joel! Hondo's just said near on the same.

checkout my reply to you on word association!!!

RE: Communist Party

Thanks for that Hondo