RE: Do bugs care...

I want my woman to be like a bedbug....I just love it when she bites me in bed...grin

RE: Public sack scratchers...

Could we possibly have a private back-scratcher thread please? dunno

RE: Do bugs care...

I just want every bug out there to know....you're in my mind and my soul, and my heart goes out to each and every one of you...even if it's not my windscreen that we meet on...if I see you that way, I promise to slow down, and not turn on my windscreen wiper...I love you all...and I'll will cry a little bug tear for you, to be sure..crying smitten teddybear heart wings cheers

RE: Should there be a "debt" column on the profile



Gold always impresses....laugh

RE: Irritating phrases

laugh

RE: Irritating phrases

Ok, cutiepatootiepeachykins....angel

RE: Irritating phrases

Thanks for that.....hon..



rolling on the floor laughing wave

SWIMMING!!

How about "Ostrich Choker"??....or...

"Dogbox"??....laugh

RE: Irritating phrases

It's a heck of a lot better than "Piss off"...!!..dunno

RE: Irritating phrases

"You're in the doghouse"

...which doghouse??...I don't have one....I don't even have a dog!!...dancing dog

laugh

RE: Irritating phrases

"Please write me on this address: bigbreastedscammer@hotmail.com"

RE: Irritating phrases

"Have you put me in your will yet"...

RE: Irritating phrases

"Your call will be answered in the order that it was received"....frustrated frustrated very mad

RE: IF YOU RULED THE WORLD ..

Wooffy, the population is divided into the days of the month...you get one day when you're allowed to cross the street...laugh shock

SWIMMING!!

Speedo!....please!!...

RE: Where is the coffee shop these days???

Hmmmmm!!...idea wine

RE: IF YOU RULED THE WORLD ..

And then the italians would come drive over here??!....no thanks..laugh wave

Nitely nite

RE: Love songs for all you romantics.

Jesus, take the wheel...

RE: Where is the coffee shop these days???

Marti is a dish...stacked, pretty, and sense of humour...and she likes kareoke, but that's where the similiarity to Dolly Parton stops...laugh

RE: Where is the coffee shop these days???

That's really funny....but when Marti's had a few, she'll believe anything...laugh banana

SWIMMING!!

Went swimming today, late....waves were so big, I got tossed around like a soggy piece of paper in
a loo that's just been flushed....but I made it to the other side of the bay, where a couple were lying smooching...they looked at me rising out of the water like I was Davy Jones coming to take them on a tour of the deep...quite exciting really....I wish I could've stayed longer...but swimming ain't much fun when the sun's not shining, innit?...

wave

RE: rumour zone

Nah...I'm not indian...nor spanish!!..rolling on the floor laughing tongue

RE: IF YOU RULED THE WORLD ..

No...just a few less settlers...angel

RE: IF YOU RULED THE WORLD ..

1. Universal healthcare free to all, doctors on set salaries, employed by the state

2. Make corruption and graft in the public domain punishable by death by being buried up to your neck next to an ant colony. Then they pour a jar of honey over your head...(Old Apache idea..)

3. Welfare strictly controlled, work for all, wether you like it or not..

professor professor professor

RE: cook made by love...

laugh ...quite good, if a little predictable...

cheers

RE: cook made by love...

Hot puss?...confused

RE: cook made by love...

Chicken Piri Piri
Pesto Spaghetti
Tuna fish, salad
Toast, more toast...
Risotto, Mushrooms, bacon
Floppy steak, grilled sausage (big)
Deceased chicken in Coconut milk and lemon Grass
Corpse of Fish, flopped into the oven
Slapped Buttocks and hot butter
Large Cucumber and baby oil
ice cream on anything
Apple Strudel with vanilla ice cream
Apple Strudel and me


...howdat?....take it or leave it..professor batting giggle

RE: PRAYER

Beautiful...angel

RE: Jukebox..part 1, 2, 3.....

RE: Whats your favorite Invention

Instant coffee..

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