RE: Breaking News............ :)

Well, if you're asking about supper...does this mean you're inviting yourself??...wow


RE: Breaking News............ :)

I do not consult anyone when making breakfast...when it comes to food, I am inkredibly kreative....


idea shock popcorn


RE: "YewEye & Venere08 Announce Their Tryst"

Oh shucks....I cry when I see a good love story...crying crying


applause banana cheering


angel

RE: beware

Nah...she didn't mail me...so the dastardly one remains unknown...doh

RE: How does your life change when you quit smoking?

What she said!..thumbs up thumbs up


RE: Why do nice guys never get the girl?

Last time I had a Thai massage, the lady walked all over my back!!....thankfully they're all small people..!laugh

RE: Why do nice guys never get the girl?

Hey, with a Thai massage they pull everything you have, including your toes!!....it's luuuuurverly!!..applause banana


RE: Why do nice guys never get the girl?

Maybe I can help you export your wine to places like malta and switzerland?


RE: beware

send me a mail...I wanna know who this guy is..

RE: Why do nice guys never get the girl?

Tally-ho...Yellowtail is my favourite wine here at the mo....wine


RE: Why do nice guys never get the girl?

I prefer pulling other things, but her leg will do...laugh blushing

Oi, how's the harvest??
...
wave


RE: Fans of German culture

Whatever you do, don't mention the WAR!!...rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Fans of German culture

Correction....lol...WURST....doh laugh

RE: how many times do i need to lie to you..before its over??...

Sorry...I just forgot to wear my platform shoes that night....sigh blushing


RE: how many times do i need to lie to you..before its over??...

if you cannot be honest with the one you love, then who are you going to be honest with??...yourself?...not likely...

RE: How does your life change when you quit smoking?

Sahha..thumbs up

RE: How does your life change when you quit smoking?

Take up snorkelling and fishing with a harpoon...either you smoke or you dive, you can't do both...otherwise you end up with blood in your face mask...I did. Listen, you have some of the best bays I have ever seen to swim in...at the far end of the island, the other side of the mountain....go for it....you live in paradise...


banana applause cheers


RE: Are you satisfied from you life? If yes how?

I'm scheming uncontrollably as we speek...!!...typing dancing dog

RE: Breaking News............ :)

Gosh...that made my day...

...now, wot's for breakfast...


doh


RE: Fans of German culture

Es ist alles würst, ich sag dir!! professor tongue

RE: How does your life change when you quit smoking?

Oh, by the way....if you want chicks to throw themselves at you, then just tell them you live on the most idyllic, romantic island in the Aegean...that should get some response...thumbs up laugh


RE: How does your life change when you quit smoking?

Of course it is....do you think I want an agonizing, horrible death??...the choice is yours, the information is plentiful, the time is short...the only issue is your own self-discipline..

RE: How does your life change when you quit smoking?

Yeah...it's funny that....my last 5 dates were all over 75....laugh


RE: How does your life change when you quit smoking?

Well, all you have to do is start painting crap paintings, and call yourself an artist...and then they'll have mercy on you, they come over n' cook for you, and do your laundry, and then they bonk you too because they feel sorry for you ....it's eezy peezy...angel


RE: How does your life change when you quit smoking?

it's brilliant....chicks throw themselves at you cos you're fit, you can leap tall buildings, and you're better than a bunny in bed...

...Howdat??..


bunny giggle

RE: Are we still teachable?

..."Are we still teachable?"

...It seems not....





doh

RE: which colonge do ladies like to smell on men

Which colon smells better??.....you don't wanna know....doh

RE: rating photos on here

Yeah!!...I rated her a "10" too....what a babe!!....laugh


RE: which do u like the guys to be

Ok, here's the question then....when did "nudity" become an issue of embarrasment...how far back in history do we have to go til we find that society was not uncomfortable with public nudity...??


dunno

RE: which do u like the guys to be

No, but I saw "Ballbreakers"....it was a while ago tho...they showed it at my bachelor party....laugh


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