Take up snorkelling and fishing with a harpoon...either you smoke or you dive, you can't do both...otherwise you end up with blood in your face mask...I did. Listen, you have some of the best bays I have ever seen to swim in...at the far end of the island, the other side of the mountain....go for it....you live in paradise...
Oh, by the way....if you want chicks to throw themselves at you, then just tell them you live on the most idyllic, romantic island in the Aegean...that should get some response...
Of course it is....do you think I want an agonizing, horrible death??...the choice is yours, the information is plentiful, the time is short...the only issue is your own self-discipline..
Well, all you have to do is start painting crap paintings, and call yourself an artist...and then they'll have mercy on you, they come over n' cook for you, and do your laundry, and then they bonk you too because they feel sorry for you ....it's eezy peezy...
Ok, here's the question then....when did "nudity" become an issue of embarrasment...how far back in history do we have to go til we find that society was not uncomfortable with public nudity...??
RE: Breaking News............ :)
Well, if you're asking about supper...does this mean you're inviting yourself??...