I GOT A CAR.....

Ok, I'm in my best years, I just been paid, friday night's for fighting....and....

I GOT A CAR....

....ok, so beg me for it...

I know you wanna...

laugh dancing

motorcycle violin idea flirty

RE: marg999

Yeah cool....give us your file number and name....heck, throw in your bank account number too for good luck...thumbs up applause

RE: marg999

Yeah...it used to take a couple in love, a break-up, and lotsa ricotta hitting the fan....now all it takes is some guy with a car!!....

doh

RE: marg999

Blondie babe..wave hug

RE: marg999

Jeezuz H Chrysler!!!!....a car!!!!...now I know why I don't have a date!!!....doh

RE: marg999

Oh gosh...how I miss CS!!....


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popcorn

RE: WOW ---- whats this ???

Uli looks great...her photo reminds me of Andrew Wyeth's great painting, "Christina's World"...

RE: The Smoking and Honesty Thread, cont...

I wanna know who's still on the bandwagon here.....we need a public flogging....where's Miss Hotpants, and Curvy Jan, and all the others...??...Come out, come out, wherever you is!!...applause applause

RE: is there anyone for me out there?

Nah...I'm old enought to be her grandaddy...I was just welcoming her with a line of Afrikaans....the little that I know...laugh laugh

RE: is there anyone for me out there?

Spoil sport!!...I was hoping to fill her in myself....batting

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RE: is there anyone for me out there?

Ag jirra toch meisiekind...vir jou, klim ek die hoogste building in die Kaap, en somer jump da af....kiss teddybear

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RE: Are you a foreigner....?

I'd prefer to be tit-slapped actually....laugh

RE: Have you been 100 % honest about your Profile? I Have'nt!

Ag kak man...giggle

RE: Hell and Heaven, where are they?

Go inside yourself, and when you get to the crossroads, sit down and ponder the matter until you have an answer. angel

RE: Love songs that mean something to YOU.....



[English translation:]

Fools who don't understand
Tell of a legend
That a gypsy woman
Consorted with the moon until sunrise
Crying she was asking
When comes the day
When I marry a gypsy man??

"You, you have your man of dark skin.."
From heaven spoke the full moon
"But in return I want
The first son
That you beget from him
Whoever sacrifices his son
Not to be alone
Would barely love him"


Moon wants to be mother
And you don't find a lover
Who can make you woman
Tell me silver moon
what do you expect to do
with a kid of skin?
Son of the moon

From a cinnamon father a boy was born
White as the back of an ermine
With the eyes grey
Instead of olive
Albino boy of moon
Damn his stamp
This son is from a non-gipsy
And I won't shut up



Gypsy man believing himself dishonored
Went to his woman knife in hand
Who's son is this?
You've cheated on me permanently
And he killed her with his own hand..
Then he went to the mount
With the kid in his arms
And he abandoned him there



And in the nights with full moon
It will be because the baby is smiling..
And if the boy cries
The moon will wane
To make him a cradle
And if the boy cries
The moon will wane
To make him a cradle

RE: I care about you....

Maybe it's a communication thing.....at 4ft 1" maybe he has trouble reaching his clients....laugh

RE: The Smoking and Honesty Thread, cont...

Sometimes a little punishment is not a bad thing Marti.......blushing laugh

RE: One of our friends in hospital ....

Well, why is it taking so long??....and why can't he access the internet from his bed so he can tell us firsthand??!!....I'm gonna send him a web cam....I want to see the nurses!!....laugh

RE: I care about you....

Maybe he's a gyneacologist....

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RE: have i lost it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just do him...cool

RE: Dilemma of a married person?

Honest question: How would you feel if you had read this post, and your wife was the author??....
Temptation is a constant in life. By entertaining thoughts of infidelity, you do a disservice to your marriage and your wife. There's a very old saying, "You can't have your cake, and eat it too.."
Have some character and discipline, and show some respect to your wife and partner. You must have had a reason for marrying her, right?....She's stuck by you thru thick and thin, now it's your turn to deliver...


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RE: You are judged by your photos

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RE: You are judged by your photos

Yah...I like that a lot....why don't both of you do "Warrior-Queen" photos for here.....naked to the waist, lost of leather, bow and arrow, wicked -looking axes...bandana, the whole 9 yards.....the guys will love it!!!....yihaaa!!...

RE: Are there any Barristers here on CS?

Thanks Steve..thumbs up cheers

RE: Are there any Barristers here on CS?

Of course you are a lady...and I know just how awful legal issues are...I hope you sort it out somehow....
I also hope my puny attempts at humour brought you some light relief..cheers hug

Keep us updated if someone helps you...

RE: Are there any Barristers here on CS?

However, there are the rare exceptions. barristers can sometimes be suave, svelte, sophisticated and rackishly good-looking. Because they are also powerful and influential in court, and they wear kit that has religious overtones, a lot of wimmins get damp underwear at the mere sight of them at work, cutting great verbal swathes thru the legal opposition. I can only refer you to the award-winning british film "The Bonking Barrister of Bristol"...1973 to give you an example.

I think it would be entirely appropriate for any legal eagle to step up to the plate here, and offer his assistance to this good lady. The perks would probably be profound...angel

RE: You are judged by your photos

Everything the OP said is spot-on...I concur completely, totally, and without reservation. In other words, I agree with what she said.... And that is why I haven't posted a photo...I wouldn't want to incriminate myself...

cool

RE: You are judged by your photos

Some people post pictures of their dogs, because their dogs have very high IQ's...laugh wave

RE: Are there any Barristers here on CS?

A Barrister is an portly lout dressed in a robe, who hangs out in Barres, drinks stout, talks loudly spouts hogwash in the Queen's english, and charges like a wounded bull.......

RE: You are judged by your photos

Ullo mate....laugh wave

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