I wanna know who's still on the bandwagon here.....we need a public flogging....where's Miss Hotpants, and Curvy Jan, and all the others...??...Come out, come out, wherever you is!!...
Fools who don't understand Tell of a legend That a gypsy woman Consorted with the moon until sunrise Crying she was asking When comes the day When I marry a gypsy man??
"You, you have your man of dark skin.." From heaven spoke the full moon "But in return I want The first son That you beget from him Whoever sacrifices his son Not to be alone Would barely love him"
Moon wants to be mother And you don't find a lover Who can make you woman Tell me silver moon what do you expect to do with a kid of skin? Son of the moon
From a cinnamon father a boy was born White as the back of an ermine With the eyes grey Instead of olive Albino boy of moon Damn his stamp This son is from a non-gipsy And I won't shut up
Gypsy man believing himself dishonored Went to his woman knife in hand Who's son is this? You've cheated on me permanently And he killed her with his own hand.. Then he went to the mount With the kid in his arms And he abandoned him there
And in the nights with full moon It will be because the baby is smiling.. And if the boy cries The moon will wane To make him a cradle And if the boy cries The moon will wane To make him a cradle
Well, why is it taking so long??....and why can't he access the internet from his bed so he can tell us firsthand??!!....I'm gonna send him a web cam....I want to see the nurses!!....
Honest question: How would you feel if you had read this post, and your wife was the author??.... Temptation is a constant in life. By entertaining thoughts of infidelity, you do a disservice to your marriage and your wife. There's a very old saying, "You can't have your cake, and eat it too.." Have some character and discipline, and show some respect to your wife and partner. You must have had a reason for marrying her, right?....She's stuck by you thru thick and thin, now it's your turn to deliver...
Yah...I like that a lot....why don't both of you do "Warrior-Queen" photos for here.....naked to the waist, lost of leather, bow and arrow, wicked -looking axes...bandana, the whole 9 yards.....the guys will love it!!!....yihaaa!!...
Of course you are a lady...and I know just how awful legal issues are...I hope you sort it out somehow.... I also hope my puny attempts at humour brought you some light relief..
However, there are the rare exceptions. barristers can sometimes be suave, svelte, sophisticated and rackishly good-looking. Because they are also powerful and influential in court, and they wear kit that has religious overtones, a lot of wimmins get damp underwear at the mere sight of them at work, cutting great verbal swathes thru the legal opposition. I can only refer you to the award-winning british film "The Bonking Barrister of Bristol"...1973 to give you an example.
I think it would be entirely appropriate for any legal eagle to step up to the plate here, and offer his assistance to this good lady. The perks would probably be profound...
Everything the OP said is spot-on...I concur completely, totally, and without reservation. In other words, I agree with what she said.... And that is why I haven't posted a photo...I wouldn't want to incriminate myself...
A Barrister is an portly lout dressed in a robe, who hangs out in Barres, drinks stout, talks loudly spouts hogwash in the Queen's english, and charges like a wounded bull.......
I GOT A CAR.....
Ok, I'm in my best years, I just been paid, friday night's for fighting....and....I GOT A CAR....
....ok, so beg me for it...
I know you wanna...