Hey, it's much more complex than that....here's watcha gotta do... Smile broadly all the time that he's telling you what a big deal he is.... While he's not looking, eat half his brownie, he's too busy telling you about his new Lexus anyway.. Stand up, take a fistful of his hair and yank upwards....that way you can see if he's wearing a toupee... Now that he's on his feet, cup your hand between his legs and firmly squeeze his crotch. This is the best way to see what the man's packin'... As he doubles over in pain, spin him around, and lift his wallet from his jeans pocket... A quick thumb-through will tell ya if he's thick enough... Before you sail out the door, smack him on the butt and say, "Thanks for coffee darlin' I'll call ya"..
But Mike...it's a big place....surely you can't generalize??....but I do know that Spain's unemployment is pretty bad, and it has experienced the worst real estate crisis in the EU area...
..Malta has it's challenges no doubt, but I have to admit, the maltese do impress me with their patience. My guess is, is that it's a result of being invaded constantly in the past, and getting used to life in crowded and trying conditions...as they say in Deutsch...."Was dich nicht umbringt, mach dich stärker.."
...What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger..yihaa.
This is a very deep question....I have many thoughts on the issue, but somehow feel they are irrelevant here...at the end of the day, we all have to reflect on our own lives, and consider wether they were worthwhile...we all will be faced with this scenario..
Listen, if you have dust balls collecting in the corners, and your cats are prowling around your kitchen counters while you are cooking....it's like instant death....I'm outta there...if you haven't cleaned the toilet when you know I'm coming to visit.....don't even bother...let's rather meet at a café...I don't want to know ,about it...
Swimming in the bay is like taking a tour of your bathtub.....25 degrees is too warm to really refresh, but with these temps, if you don't have airconditioning at home, it's the only place to cool off...
No...because I've warned people regularly....I'm really the wizened old wife of a sheep herder living in the Appellachian mountains of North Carolina...call me white trailer trash, and I'll set my border collie on you, ya hear!!...
I've just had one of Fat Harry's insider hamburgers, only made by the kitchen for a handful of regulars...the chef comes out personally to deliver it.......as I picked it up off the plate, oil poured off it onto the serviette.....this shouldn't have been eaten with a knife and a fork, it should've been eaten with a snow shovel....it was disgusting, ....and gloriously delicious....if I eat more than one of these a week, I'm guarenteed of a coronary by-pass within a year. But what perfection!!...making the perfect burger, is also an artform...
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RE: Coffee
Please do not make any references to "Lagoona's 22"....I've just had an email from a woman asking me if that is in inches or centimetres....