Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them use to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
The longest place-name still in use is Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupo-kaiwenuakitnatahu, a New Zealand hill.
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
If you look at this page right now and refresh a couple of times you will see that one of the dating websites advertized on the sides is calle "HERPES DATING UK and Ireland"!!! What kind of a moron did choose that name?? Even though there is a company called "S.T.D contractors" in the UK, that's not a joke, I saw pictures of it...
During world war two, three allied spies are parachuted over France. One is English, One is Scottish and the last one is Irish. As they walk into the night, they see a column of German soldiers and look around to hide. The only thing they can see to hide is three empty large bag so they each hide in one of them. One of the German soldier get suspicious of the bags. He kick the bag where the English spy is and the spy says: - mmmeeeeeoooowwwwww "Ach Katz!!" says the German soldier. Then he kick the bag where the Scottish spy is and the spy says: -Woof woof! "Ach hund!!" Says the German soldier. Then he kick the bag where the Irish spy is hidden and the spy says: - Spuds!
Joe Dolan? I remember a few years ago there was a competition. The winner would have Joe Dolan singing in his/her own sitting room. What?? Darling where is the gun? Man I would be furious to have him in my living room
Is it just me or we are living in a crazy world? Every where you go to toilets (like bars, restaurants, super markets, etc...) they have these huge bog rolls!! It's like the freakin lottery!! You can never find the start of the paper so you roll the thing around and around... And never ever bring a mobile phone with you!! Trust me on that one, try to shake the unumployed with one hand and the phone on the other is NOT RECOMMENDED!!
Business System Analyst. What do this do? Well I look at big customers (more than 1 million a year in logistics) and try to find ways to make its solutions to work with ours. Did that make any sense, oh yeah, forgot, the company name is DHL (you know the yellow trucks that cause traffic jams)
I did barge into that forum without presenting myself. What a turnip!! Im a french man living in Ireland (Clare). I like fun things and cooking. I like going out and stuff. Nothing special really. Oh yeah I work as a BSA which allows me to do pretty much what I want in the office. Dunno what a BSA is? Well just ask
I managed to sleep a bit. Quite happy about it. Now it's monday and I have done my usual thing... Put everything on my desk in the "TO DO ON TUESDAY" folder. This is the best way to organize work Any one from Laois? If yes well you suck, Im sorry but I wasted my eyes watching that match yesterday. And it's a shame they are of a beautiful green
Here's another one: A guy walk in a bar, ask for a whiskey and while the barman is serving, take a little piano and a little chair out of his left pocket and put them on the bar. Then out of hos right pocket he pulls a small guy and put him on the bar. The little guy walk to the little piano and start to play. The barman is quite amazed and ask: - Where did you get that? - Oh, I found that thing And he show the barman some kind of oil lamp then he said: - I just shined it then a genie appear and granted me a wish. The barman look at the lamp and ask: - Can I try it? - Sure . Why not. So the barman start polishing the lamp an pppooouuufff! The genie appears: - What wish do want granted? - I want 20 millions smaking bucks!! And wwwwooosssssshhhhhhhhhh! The place is filled with 20 millions quacking ducks. The barman is stunned. Turn to the guy and say: - What the hell is this?? The the guy smile at him and says: - Did you really believe I asked for a 12 inches pianist??
I dont want to get technical here but... If no men die virgins wouldn't that mean that some of them actually screwed life instead of being screwed by life??
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