RE: Why do people think that monogomy is....

I believe if there were no s*xual diseases and absolutely no chance of being caught or found out, everyone would take advange of it.

RE: At what age do men lose interest in sex or are unable to perform? Be honest now guys.

When they have been married for a while. I guess things become boring.

RE: 10/08 gas is 2.87 here

I really NEVER thought gas would get down to under $2.00/gallon. It's really nice but I really wish I could figure out WHY. (This is my downfall, always trying to put a reason behind everything.)

professor

RE: I have flowered woman on this sight I have IM'd them what am I doing wrong?

Well why in heavens name would you come up with a screen name like sneakypete? I'd be wary too.

RE: Have you ever texted the wrong person?

Truth is stranger than fiction lusciousmile

RE: Have you ever texted the wrong person?

Luckily I haven't sent anything by mistake but a man I was corresponding with thru e-mail for a while sent me a naked picture of himself. Oh, boy did he apologize. He sent it by mistake and hoped I would excuse him. Then he added . . . "Did you like it?"

That was the end of him.

RE: Lets start by lying about our age

Actually I'm 36 and live in the Trump Towers in New York. I put 66 and changed my location to try and attract the serious ones. I guess the cat is out of the bag now.

RE: I need some advice

It's the old "string along as many as you can to bolster the ego".
Dump him, or at least be "unavailable" to him a lot more.

RE: Child Support

Sometimes the older generations could use some help but even if your stepfather doesn't I would find some way to show him your appreciation for what he and your mother did.

RE: Child Support

Whatever you do, don't accept any money from him personally. My ex decided he didn't want to pay thru the court and paid me directly. I needed the money so I accepted it. I kept records but of course the court had no records. The court then decided that he didn't have to pay thru them. He then paid me when he wanted to and I didn't have a leg to stand on.[

RE: What was the reason for your divorce?

Married without knowing him well (6 months). He turned out to be mentally and physically abusive. I took pictures of my bruises to court and voila, a divorce.

RE: What would you make of this?

A 24 year old man that has to lie to his parents about who he is seeing???? Dump him.

thumbs down

RE: i bet none of you has ever propper sex in your life !...AND CAN TELL US WHAT PROPER SEX IS ?

I think you answered your own question with your screen name.

My Old Home State

I do miss NJ but was back for a wedding in July. I loved the weather then. It seems like NJ waitrf until I left to turn out some ideal weather. And what happened to all the snow you guys used to get??????????

My Old Home State

I love Jazz too and WBLS was great. Too bad all the great things have to disappear or do they just reappear in a different place?

RE: why online dating doesnt work

Hey, I'm still around, lurking in the background sometimes.

cheers

RE: why online dating doesnt work

I agree and writing is a good way to learn about a person. A person who is comfortable writing for a while is a person open to new things. I never understand why you meet a person thru email and the first thing they say is they don't like to write. Of course, then there is the person who writes and just "disappears". What better way to weed out the rejects.

RE: Affordable places to retire in the U.S.

Aiken, South Carolina, is in all the "Where to Retire" magazines. I think some parts still qualify as "country".

RE: What do you think is the right time to have sex in a relationship?

I agree and this is the problem with long distance. You feel the need to make every encounter count. Spoils the getting to know someone slowly.

RE: ALL HONEST MEN AND WOMEN SIGN UP HERE

I honestly wish I was taken!

wine

RE: Careful, men and women are waiting to exploit the gullible! My worst encounter, ridiculous but true!

Why is it women like that always get a man? The decent ones are left alone!

frustrated

RE: Again I beseech you pc almost experts for help-Vista

Nobody really wanted Windows Vista with its problems, but now that's all the new PC's come with. Amazing how it was forced on the public.

RE: lyrics to a favorite love song

Four Seasons

You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I want to hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you

Pardon the way that I stare
There's nothing else to compare
The sight of you leaves me weak
There are no words left to speak
But if you feel like I feel
Please let me know if it's real
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you.



smitten

RE: Think you've heard it all? Think again!

A woman down here in South Carolina was arrested after she "forgot" her 6 week old baby and left him in the back seat of her car. She thought her friend riding with her had taken the baby from the car. The temp in that car must have been 105 at least. They had comments from her friends saying what a good mother she is.

RE: Gods Will.

Words are hard to come by at times like this. Prayers and thoughts are with you.

RE: Institutionalized medical care too pricey for many seniors

I wish you good luck too but there will be that one person who will "rat" you out. Always the way.

RE: Why are CS relationships of a very short time?

A lot of people need someone to validate their being. Whether it's a companion or the constant need to be praised to show everyone how great they are. I think they are just trying to convince themselves when in truth it comes from within.

Definitions

Thought these were pretty funny... and clever.


Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here
are the winners: - These are great!

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.

3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
Person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's
like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido : All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
the fruit you're eating.


The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are:

1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has
gained.

3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat Stomach.

4. Esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only
a nightgown.

7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been
run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by
proctologists.

13. Pokemon , n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with
yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies
up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by
Jewish men

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