NFLgirl Forum Posts (4)

Santa....

Santa was very upset. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right!

Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.

Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours and all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree!"

He continued, "And I sent that stupid Little Angel out hours ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"

Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree behind him. He said, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"
And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas tree got its start...

RE: Try your hand at the test given by the Human Relations Department ...

I'm a 52 as well... and yes they did seem like the right choices at the time. But do you think we've learned from our mistakes? I hope so, but I'm not too sure I am a good judge of other people's character. My friends call me naive but I feel more like an idiot.....

RE: Try your hand at the test given by the Human Relations Department ...

The total number doesn't really tell you as much about a person as the answers to each question, so I'm taking the leap and here I am with comments added: javascript:emot('');
peace

1. When do you feel your best?
2. during the afternoon & and early evening
I work the late night swing shift, so the late afternoon early evening is my morning.... hmmm Maybe I should have rated this as a morning for me. Oh well.....

2. You usually walk
3. less fast head up, looking the world in the face

3. When talking to people you
4. touch or push the person to whom you are talking
I generally touch a arm or shoulder, and would only push the person if I know them rather well and it would only be in a joking manner. I am generally a very touchable person.

4. When relaxing, you sit with
3. your legs stretched out or straight.
I have a sectional couch with a lounger at one end, and this is my favorite place to sit at home. In a regular chair, I'd sit with my legs crossed, but that wasn't one of the answers.

5. When something really amuses you, you react with
1. a big, appreciative laugh
Always... I try not to snort, but I have been known to do that too! You have to be free enough to be yourself, and laugh at life.

6. When you go to a party or social gathering
2. make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted; do you ...
1. welcome the break

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
2. black
This depends on whether I'm choosing the color for my walls, car, or clothing! My walls are a warm olive with gold/tan accents and crimson curtains. But in clothing, I like to wear black.

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie
1. stretched out on your back
I find that I have to start on my side, slightly curled, then to the other side, and finally I roll flat onto my back to fall asleep. I have a hard time going to sleep, but if I follow this little pattern, I go to sleep easily. So, I guess right before sleep would be number 1.

10. You often dream that you are
2. fighting or struggling
5. you usually have dreamless sleep
I don't usually remember having dreams but the ones I do remember are the ones where I am being chased, fighting or struggling. So I'll choose number 2 I guess.

1. b=4
2. c=7
3. d=7
4. c=2
5. a=6
6. b=4
7. a=6
8. b=7
9. a=7
10. b=2
TOTAL SCORE=52

RE: 75% OF PROFILES/PICS ARE PROBALY FAKE !! WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS CARNIVAL MASKED BALL ??

<----- As real as they come. I think it's funny when the pictures are 10 years old and you're thinking, gosh... they look pretty good for being 45... then you find out they actually look like they're 60 in real life. This picture of me was taken last month by my 26 year old daughter. The other pictures are 3-5 years old, but I don't think I look much different. But they are all 100% me and undoctored.... except of course with my make-up on, and contacts in. I guess though I do look differently without any make-up on and glasses..... maybe I should post that picture.... than again... maybe not! LOL