A bit about me i have a photographic memory (just run out of film ) i intend to live forever - so far so good !! I’m looking for someone low maintenance (im still paying for the last ) i still feel like a 25y/o but will settle for someone older can’t believe my luck some good guess what i got for christmas last year my 2 neighbours who are lesbians bought me a rolex watch !! i think they misheard i only said i wanted to watch some bad don't want anyone to panic but i'm posting this from casualty. turns out the new dyson ball cleaner wasn't what i thought it was.
spent £40.00 on e-bay last week for a pen1s enlarger.just opened it & some b4stards sent me a magnifying glass.
i've just started a colonic irrigation business & then got hit by the hosepipe ban i love animals i have 2 dogs , i call them 1 and 2 the reason being if 1 dies i will still have 2
my last girlfriend wanted me to buy her a siamese cat. my mate told me that they are really expensive, so i bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together. i love the gym i've just got back from the gym. i only went for an hour though as i started to feel sick. they have this new machine there that does everything............ kit kats, mars bars, dairy milk, snickers. love fast cars i just put down a deposit on a new porsche and mentioned it on facebook, saying, "can't wait for the new 911". now 50,000 muslims have added me as a friend.
A BIT ABOUT ME
A bit about mei have a photographic memory (just run out of film )
i intend to live forever - so far so good !!
I’m looking for someone low maintenance (im still paying for the last )
i still feel like a 25y/o but will settle for someone older
can’t believe my luck
some good
guess what i got for christmas last year
my 2 neighbours who are lesbians bought me a rolex watch !!
i think they misheard i only said i wanted to watch
some bad
don't want anyone to panic but i'm posting this from casualty.
turns out the new dyson ball cleaner wasn't what i thought it was.
spent £40.00 on e-bay last week for a pen1s enlarger.just opened it & some b4stards sent me a magnifying glass.
i've just started a colonic irrigation business & then got hit by the hosepipe ban
i love animals
i have 2 dogs , i call them 1 and 2
the reason being if 1 dies i will still have 2
my last girlfriend wanted me to buy her a siamese cat.
my mate told me that they are really expensive,
so i bought 2 normal cats and glued their heads together.
i love the gym
i've just got back from the gym.
i only went for an hour though as i started to feel sick. they have this new machine there that does everything............ kit kats, mars bars, dairy milk, snickers.
love fast cars
i just put down a deposit on a new porsche and mentioned it on facebook, saying, "can't wait for the new 911". now 50,000 muslims have added me as a friend.