A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange divorce for him.The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances,and asked him the following questions:Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.No, I meant what is the foundation of this case? It's made of concrete.I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?No,we have carport, and not need one.I mean, what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland.Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her.Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me.What makes you think that? I got proof.What kind of proof? She going to poison me! She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read,and it say: "Polish Remover"
Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before, they got their behaviour and life-style changed once their vows were exchanged.
Finally, the riddle was solved. A social-scientist arrived at a simple and logical conclusion.
When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins. She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions: aisle, altar, hymn . . . aisle, altar, hymn . . . aisle, altar, hymn . . . . . . . .
Then finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is completed.
She looks up at him lovingly, smiling sweetly and thinks, 'I'll alter him.'
Cerrone Forum Posts (352)
nice to see you again Zell
RE: HAPPY St GEORGE'S DAY
We fly a flag and get pissed