I started selling ice recently. Think I gotta raise prices though. By the time I send the ship north, load it up, comes back, and sells it, a dollar a bag is just not enough
The newfie walked into a bar in Toronto, laid down a $20 on the table and said to a bar patron "bet you $20 that I can double my money right before your eyes in a instant!". Patron replies "you're on" and lays down another $20.
The Newfie picks up both 20s, pockets them and runs away
The Newfie met up with his buddy at the bar. His buddy asked "Where were ya to by?" Newfie replied "I been in the lockup the last few weeks". His friend says "Really? What was the charges?" Newfie replies "No charges, it was all free"
One of my cats is so dainty and featherweight you are almost afraid to breath on her. The other cat is a big fat solid CHUNK that is nearly dragging his stomach, got to be pushing 20 lbs.
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RE: what do you hate?
The cat or dog jumping up on me and squashing my balls