rasgumby Forum Posts (4,665)

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When I was still married, I heard a TV commercial from a bank that said..." We want to make you a loan"

I though they meant that they wanted to kill my (then) wife

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Opening post...LOL

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I WOULD LOVE TO DATE YOU (BUT SEE THE OP FIRST)

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A car that runs on co2

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Excellent one truly!

now give us a funny one, as the thread is under jokes and humor

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A teen getting a job without being told to!!

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A baby changing it's own dirty diaper!!

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when the guys selling junk on TV, quit placing what they think the true value of said item is!

IE: A $49.95 value.... yours for only $19.95 and but now and get another one free.

What.. Is it such a useless "pos" that they give you a second one free because the first one is going to fall apart real soon

Two at a $49.95 value each = $99.90
how bout I just send them $19.95 and they just send me the $99.90 back in cash

RE: I'm getting sick and tired

You said it best

try harder

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the date:
Limo ride = $300
Fine dining=$800
Theater =$180
Motel room = $700

Total = $1980
Her paying for all of it.... Priceless !!
and still calling you back for another date

Name something Priceless.....................

RE: WHAT DID BUSH DO DURING HIS TIME OF PRESIDENCY??? (APART FROM STARTING 2 WARS)

All ears

how did you get them in your jeans

RE: The population of the world is raising very fast , why don’t u stop making kids ?

" why don’t u stop making kids ?"

I see your parents made at least one

RE: WHAT DID BUSH DO DURING HIS TIME OF PRESIDENCY??? (APART FROM STARTING 2 WARS)

We can thank Bush for 4000 and counting , of our men dead in his war............. and we still have even more homeless than ever right here.

RE: WHAT DID BUSH DO DURING HIS TIME OF PRESIDENCY??? (APART FROM STARTING 2 WARS)

Work Work Work....

I voted for Bush first term only.. has got to be about the dumbest thing I ever did!!

Still say he and Chaney need to be charged and in prison.

Sometimes you just can't win

Nope, Just saying that we have to be wishful thinking, hell.. I ain't giving up yet

Sometimes you just can't win

as long as we are having fun, I don't care

Glad they are called threads and not flights!

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Sometimes you just can't win

Just think how many Cubans would be saved from drowning

Sometimes you just can't win

seriously.. Isn't trying to find a GOOD partner... WISHFUL THINKING

Sometimes you just can't win

I see the price of cigs is going to double in April.. might be a good time for you to quit also

Sometimes you just can't win

And once we have grandkids (and I do) who needs kids to raise at home!

Sometimes you just can't win

Raised my kids..on their own.
I don't want to do it again,, my time now.

Sometimes you just can't win

Im sure if I were to take up smoking again.. the available women would turn non-smokers again

Sometimes you just can't win

Know exactly what you mean.
and it sucks!!

I do a search within 100 miles from me between age 37-52 and only like 15 pop up, only 5 with pictures and almost all still have kids at home

Sometimes you just can't win

Will be ok Obama is going to have all of the armies of the world, push all of the lands together to make it all one big cintinent soon

Sometimes you just can't win

Smoked for years.. most of the women wanted men that don't smoke.
I finally quit smoking and it seems like all of the women smoke and don't want a non-smoker

what other conflicts have you ran into when dating?

RE: A sincere question to those who don't believe the Bible is God's Word

Pretty easy really,
for the same reason Nostradamus was correct about so many of his prophecies.

Maybe we have been through all of this before.
we are destroying this planet, In time it will not be able to support life.
we are also looking for other planets that can sustain life.

Thousands or millions of years ago.. did we do the same on another planet?
are we just doing it again?

any number of things could destroy earth, global thermal nuclear war, meteor, massive earthquakes and blocking out the sun, the sun could explode- and many other occurrences.

SO-If we do find another Planet that will support life and we knew earth was doomed.. do you think we wouldnt at least attempt to go to the other planet and start over!?

And by human nature.. we follow the same pattern in time.

RE: Do We Truly Want To Date Or Just Chat?

I have used a screwdriver handle as a hammer, a hammer as a door stop, pliers to loosen a nut instead of getting the right size wrench out, used a butter knife as a screwdriver, I have even used a phone book as TP

You mean this site is for dating

silly me

RE: obama is winning the battle

I know we are in better shape now then if McCain had got in,
as far as Obama, I still have to wait and see, has been too short of a time to see what the long term will be.

RE: Need help understanding something

Kind of makes ya wonder whats next,
20 years from now is a scary thought.