The following is my impression of what happens anytime I try to buy anything anywhere these days: "Do you have a rewards card with us?" No. "Would you like to sign up?" No thanks. "Are you sure?" Yes "Only takes a minute." I'm OK. Really. "Save 15 percent!" No really I'm fine. "OK, can I get your phone number?" I'd rather not. "Alright, are you paying with cash or credit?" Credit. "Chip card?" Yes. "OK. Total is 8.75. Would you like to round up and donate the extra quarter to fighting obesity among the kangaroo population?" Yeah ok fine. "Receipt emailed or printed?" Just print it. "Alright. There's a survey at the bottom. Please fill it out and then sign online with this code for a chance to win a--" PLEASE STOP I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE [collapses on ground and weeps] "By the way, let me tell you about our new credit card..."
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flash light off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you"
The burglar relaxed "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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RE: Yo, Bo Jo
seems Natasha has put her Foot down!