Puddlecracker Forum Posts (36)

RE: Describe yourself in one word?

magical

RE: who should of won the supper bowl..

Who should have won??......The team that scored the most points.

RE: need some help on something

They say self-pleasuring makes eye site diminish!!

RE: WATER Conservation in times of drought

I have just invented instant water; one bag of my product and fill with water up to line. Funny I haven't sold the patent yet.

RE: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING BRITISH AND BEING AMERICAN ..GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

I see your one of the...if I fall asleep now that would be 6hrs........................now if I fall asleep, I'll get about 3hrs.....ect.
Glad I could bring humor to your night!

RE: WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING BRITISH AND BEING AMERICAN ..GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Dental plans...Americans win
Craziness....Brits win

Sleep deprivation...tie

Round three with some other cultures mixed in:

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.

Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Aussies: Export all their programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.

Americans: Love to watch sports on the idiot box.
Brits: Love to watch sports in stadiums so they can fight with other fans.
Canadians: Prefer to actually engage in sports rather than watch them.

Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.

Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.

Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

Canadians: Encourage immigrants to keep their old ways, and avoid assimilation.
Americans: Encourage immigrants to assimilate quickly, and dump their old ways.
Brits: Encourage immigrants to go to Canada or America.

Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters, and are proud of it.
Brits: Endure oppressively wet & dreary winters, and are proud of it.
Americans: Don't have to do either, and couldn't care less.
Aussies: Don't understand what inclement weather means.

Aussies: Have produced comedians like Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious.
Canadians: Have produced many great comedians, like John Candy, Martin Short, Lorne Michaels (SNL producer), Jim Carrey, Michael O'Donohue (SNL writer), the Kids in the Hall, Dan Akroyd, and all the rest at SCTV.
Americans: Think that these people are American!
Brits: Have produced many great comedians, but Americans ignore them because they don't understand subtle humor.

Brits: Are obsessed with the Queen, and royal family peccadilloes.
Americans: Are obsessed with the President and his family.
Canadians: Would gladly settle for Prince Charles having an affair with a Canadian girl.

Brits: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their past citizens.
Americans: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their present citizens.
Canadians: Prattle on about how some of those great Americans were once Canadian.

RE: Is the person above attractive to you

You nose-it now don't forget it booger.

RE: Is the person above attractive to you

Not so much, being that I am a man and all. Sorry buddy nothing personal but I fly straight.

RE: Do aliens really exist???

You sure it was sirus and not mistaken for uranus? Anyway in respone to the question; anything and everything is possiable. Recognition is the door-way to discovery wether it be a rumor or fiction. To think that we are the only inteligent life in the whole universe, which is I'm sure far larger than we can fathem, is such a conditioned thought. That is what keeps us from evolving to a higher conscious state. So to answer the question from my point of view, yes and there is far more dimensions and possibilities than we are able to grasp at this point in time. the future is bright we have to wear

RE: What makes you dispair of the human race?

Speach! Think on the lines of animal-kind. Pets, why do we love them unconditionally almost from the start and never stop??? They do not speak literally. Just food for thought. Also religion main reason for wars.

RE: What flowers can tell you

I mean two .... well you get it. It's a man thing

RE: What flowers can tell you

I myself, just love tulips!! lol


ME

RE: Hey! Is there any women that are really interested in dating me?

Well I'll need about the same amout of paint it would take to paint the pink elephants trunk!! Well maybe just enough to paint a banana. Very appealing...pun intented. Would you like those pictures during, after or while I'm trying to rub it off???

RE: Hey! Is there any women that are really interested in dating me?

Blue balls take presedence over headachs!! Take some asprin and ....I'll call you tomarrow.

RE: Hey! Is there any women that are really interested in dating me?

Ok than, How about a bj??

RE: Be honest...do you think you're eligible?

I will be eligible in three for paroll that is!! hehehe

RE: mass Telepathic experiment

A single apple tree in a field

RE: do you really,really miss someone alot.

My friend the pain or emptyness will last forever, but as the seasons change you to must adapt and move forward. Void of that feeling, try never to fill it with anything else. I does not work even with all the meds in the world. There are worse thing to die from than memories.

Take care my friend.

RE: do you really,really miss someone alot.

Indeed I do! May never be the same without her. 11yrs and thoughts of her can not be avoided. But like the man I am, I pleasered my share since!.......I miss who I was at that time.

RE: Taken or Not Taken........Which are you?

not taken but then again, thats probably the reason......think deeply...

RE: Do u mastrubate ............?

Yeah baby yeah...

RE: Do u mastrubate ............?

I'll get back to you....I'm kinda of in the middle of something right now.

RE: What Is The Greatest Thread of All Time On CS? Part One

I like white thread, it seems to blend with all sorts of fabric. Or maybe medical thread, it heals wounds. Yea medical thread, but what to do with those life time scars?!!!

RE: When does a day begin?

I believe that life is bigger than just me and therefore and endless day and endless night. Have a wonderful and relfecting Christmas!

RE: When does a day begin?

Keep in mind sunrise here is sunset somewhere else!! I think that the day starts when your born and ends when you are no longer free spirited. Just a ponder.

RE: desires of your heart...........

Bedrock philosophy......

Do unto other as yabba dabba do unto you!!


Fred Flintstone!!

RE: IS ANYBODY getting fed up of looking for love ?

Hug schmug step on a bug...

wispers....softly-thanks

LOL

RE: A Test For Smart People

Dids the elephant get arrested? Why did he have to come to quart?

RE: IS ANYBODY getting fed up of looking for love ?

Ask ourselves, what is love?? The answer is: just a lazy excuse
so we can stop looking in ourselves and rely on others to bring out the best in ourselves. Love is a codependant concept that turns many into procrastinators, including myself. Did it, loved it and then cursed it time and time again. Why blame ourselves?. because its the true cause.


blah blah blah....Might as well ask what the meaning of life is. LOL





Jamey

RE: heyyyy

Yet another victim in the web of "CS" ......
buuuuwwaahhaaahaaaa--mawaaahhh...



Peace diddum barkissthat!