jimgi Forum Posts (978)

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Dec 31, 2018

RE: Guess What?

Bet you're sorry you didn't ask Santa for a new keyboard now...

Dec 31, 2018

RE: Guess What?

Maybe skin on a hand for pic 1

ISPCA is en route to you for pic 2

Pic 3 is a belly dancers arm pit.

And I have a clean(ish) mind

Dec 31, 2018

RE: Guess What?

Has it been magnified?
It looks like some sort of skin

You're not at that flashing again,are ya ?????

Dec 31, 2018

RE: A very

Happy New Year to all.

P.S.
Last one out please turn off lights

Dec 22, 2018

RE: What's on your mind ?

Back at ya,MG.

Dec 19, 2018

RE: Who said?

The meek couldn't afford to inherit the earth.
Inheritance tax would bankrupt them.

Dec 13, 2018

RE: Ex-girlfriend.

If you're really serious about pulling her:
#1 Brown suit is good.
#2 Old Spice is better than Hai Karate
#3 Buy a pair of cheap green wellies to go with the suit.

Wishing you a successful mission.

Dec 10, 2018

RE: Prelude To Meeting Someone

And your point of view has decided what I am.

Even if he had a stammer, what about it?
It would be a bigger disability if he was missing his spout

Dec 10, 2018

RE: Prelude To Meeting Someone

Can be sometimes.
Depending on your point of view.

Dec 10, 2018

RE: Prelude To Meeting Someone

It's pretty obvious really.
He has a stat tat tat mmm mmmm ee rrrrr.
Or maybe a ssssstut tut tuttt eeeee r.

Dec 5, 2018

RE: Marrying for money

If the fundraising takes off,you American ladies may still be in ~~danger~~ the running.

Dec 5, 2018

RE: DETERMINATION TO WIPE OUT OVER 90% OF THE EARTH'S POPULATION

Don't know about him being a troll,Tom, but certainly someone looking for a platform to preach doom & gloom

Dec 5, 2018

RE: DETERMINATION TO WIPE OUT OVER 90% OF THE EARTH'S POPULATION

Looked at that Reb.
Interesting piece with a lot of unanswered questions.
Commissioned in 1979 by person unknown.
A case of more money than sense maybe ??

Dec 5, 2018

RE: DETERMINATION TO WIPE OUT OVER 90% OF THE EARTH'S POPULATION

Did you read all that?

Dec 5, 2018

RE: DETERMINATION TO WIPE OUT OVER 90% OF THE EARTH'S POPULATION

So is it the Earths population or Americas population?

The place is getting a bit overcrowded anyway.

Dec 5, 2018

RE: Marrying for money

Sorry man but you've only got €21.06 left.
Looks like you're going to the bargain basement. Again.

Dec 5, 2018

RE: Marrying for money

Very decent of you.
Will it be via Western Union?

Is that 4 cents or 0.04 cents?

Dec 5, 2018

RE: Marrying for money

At todays exchange rate his $50 is worth €44.06 (£39.26) before bank charges.

We should have a collection for him.

Dec 5, 2018

RE: Marrying for money

The topic probably has ran it's course.
Unless you've got something deep & meaningful to add.

Dec 5, 2018

RE: Marrying for money

I'll give you a miss at the mo. Hope that's ok.

Keep posting your bank balance though.
Never know how I might feel in the future.

Dec 5, 2018

RE: December 5, 1933, a day which will live with great Cheer in the USA !

It was started because the Yanks couldn't handle their drink.

It was a misthought attempt to reduce violence & corruption.

Dec 1, 2018

RE: Sock puppets

Dec 1, 2018

RE: Sock puppets

Is a sock puppet anything like a willy warmer?

Nov 30, 2018

RE: Songs about eyes

@ M4
There's a 10 min version of that on the Back to Front tour.
Well worth listening to.

Nov 30, 2018

RE: Songs about eyes

I think Limp Bizkits' cover of Behind Blue Eyes is better

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IEQpfA528M

Nov 30, 2018

RE: Songs about eyes

Billy Idol, Eyes without a face.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs

Nov 29, 2018

RE: The Island Dwellers have conspired

Damned Islanders

Nov 29, 2018

RE: Santa is coming to town soon! Besides peace on Earth, What’s on your wish list for Christmas 2018?

I'd settle for another sweater this christmas.

Or a screamer.

A screamer would be nice...

Nov 29, 2018

RE: Why Oh Why!

How did you get rid of it?
Cutting down on your beer intake probably helped

Nov 28, 2018

RE: But what about fleas?

Always beware of cute Kark women.

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