RE: How has this site improved you're life...?

The gas heaters were a godsend to ye.
No smell of sticks anymore.......

RE: How has this site improved you're life...?

Fifi & Molls are here waiting for yourolling on the floor laughing

Complete with horse drawn caravans.

RE: How has this site improved you're life...?

Just a minor correction.

RE: How has this site improved you're life...?

You shouldn't have crossed out the first bitlaugh

It prob was closer to realitywink

RE: How has this site improved you're life...?

Don't follow the light.
Look up "Will'o the wisp" in Irish folklore.

RE: How has this site improved you're life...?

Maybe cautious would be a better wordangel

RE: How has this site improved you're life...?

Would have to agree with you there.

Improved my life though?
Naw. Couldn't see it.

RE: How has this site improved you're life...?

"Will you come into my parlour,said the spider to the fly"

Be afraid my friend. Be very afraid.laugh

RE: What do you expect from future mate.

Where are our resident analysts when I need them mostsigh

RE: What do you expect from future mate.

Don't know why that put an image of a terrier trying to hump a greyhound in to my headdunno

RE: Are you tattooed or tattooless?

Tattoos mostly the story of a drunken week in Ibiza?

Must have seemed like a good idea at the time.

RE: Does the conscious mind live on after death?

Seems like a lot of minds are scarcely alive even before death.

RE: The eighth""

Away too cryptic for us mere mortalsdunno

RE: Facebook

Don't do much Facebook & certainly not sharing my life on it.

That paper clipping is one of my few public postslaugh

RE: Share What You Are Listening To -- Part XX

RE: The eighth""

What u takin bout Willis?

RE: Car test in the morning

I paint all god botherers & religion freaks with the same brush.
You don't have to pinpoint Islam to find zealots.

RE: What happens when we run out of trees and carbon energy ? And/or clean water?

Probably not. Can't say if she spoke English either.
But I can't speak French laugh

RE: What happens when we run out of trees and carbon energy ? And/or clean water?

In the alleged words of Marie Antoinette "Let them eat cake"

RE: Car test in the morning

Ooohblushing

Ok. A word of caution so about the dangers of getting battered to death with your big prayer bookprofessor

But you probably were already aware of them........

RE: Car test in the morning

Do ye not have them in Limerick,thought they were a worldwide outfit laugh

Next one I meet- I'll tell them Limerick is ripe pickings for a new lodge.

Can I give them your number as a point of initial contact?

RE: Do ..Or Can Opposites Attract?

Opposites probably do attract.
But it's only with magnets that the attraction is guaranteed to last.

RE: Car test in the morning

Might be no harm if you were to ask some of the god botherers to say a few prayers for a successful outcome..

RE: How many goats do you have?

rolling on the floor laughing Think Pat's going to be in trouble.

If he uses the mathematical equasion

No. of goats / 5 = No. of wives

He should be ok.

RE: If you were elected President

Yeah. He could be the Director of Public Relations.laugh

RE: How many goats do you have?

We see what you're up to.
You want to know how many wives we have but are too shy to ask........

RE: Hotel rooms

Like as in ruminant.
Did she go MOO & have four legs? dunno

RE: The Doomsday Clock

Don't know why you're apologizing to me - think the whole CS world saw it.

I think you need to make a group apology to all us snowflakesrolling on the floor laughing

You're as well off saying it as thinking it cheers

RE: The Doomsday Clock

Possibly even more like a one pole marquee than a tent.
And yes, that did come out of your mouthlaugh

RE: Zoster

I think it's connected someway to chickenpox.
There's a website "Earth Clinic" that gives home cures for different ailments.
But I'm taking no responsibility for the outcomelaugh

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