paddy1 Forum Posts (982)

RE: 6 truths of life

ha ha

34 things too make u think

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend,...but she left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever......so far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

34 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

RE: paddy1 c+c

i be here 4 a while yet had a snooze earlyer so i be ok 4 a few hours yet

RE: paddy1 c+c

ant u gone yet, ant u tried, leave the ladies alone u have 1

RE: paddy1 c+c

u only saw the cut version of the ad. there's a longer 1 which is much better with jess in it i may go c it who know's. u need with all the

RE: paddy1 c+c

good luck chuck in the cenima got jessia abla in it may b good jess mmmmmmm yum yum, better go 2 bed u look tired

RE: paddy1 c+c

oooo yes just need 2 sort out accommodation and flight and that's it....
estoina not a deer as here so booze will b cheep and the accommodation....
so it will be fun

RE: paddy1 c+c

yea a long weekend of getting pissed brill.... i ment estonia

RE: paddy1 c+c

aaa well..... im off 2 esotonia in the summer me mate toomas getting married and iv'e got a invite 2 go he he

RE: paddy1 c+c

could have been form amanda's side of the family... or another chan mail letter who know's.......

RE: paddy1 c+c

u didn't send mike a present or gift at all.... he was in amsterdam 4 the hole of last week and got a letter saying there was a parcel 4 him waiting go collect

RE: paddy1 c+c

ok i will try later and let u know tmw

confused need help

thanks losty and everyone 4 the help......

i ran norton last nite so theres no virus in the system......


ok will keep that in mind. and c how things go

confused need help

midship: i rebooted 4 times in a row ......
when i just tried again and now it working google came right up...

confused need help

well im running windows xp 32 bit op system on a 64 bit motherboard and proccesor

well ive tried reboot several times and no luck the service may be down me thinks...
i unplug all network cables and power then pluged them back in and still nothing.

had no service since 6 pm tonite now that suck's....

confused need help

i now i was ranting earlyer about me broadband....

but at the mo it has died on me any one out there could offer any help on the matter.... it run through me local network port but checked the status and there little or no sent or received info beging passed back and forth......

has the service been switch off. or me computer haveing problems


help please.....

no more dial up

thats lads must admit the pink elephant cool

no more dial up

yep good huh.....

thanks for the support....

<- there i go again

no more dial up

<- thats me at the mo.....

just got me broadband installed bang on 9 oclock this morning the guy arrived and installed yahoo!!!!! so i'm quick now...

RE: Hey folks

welcome there some brilliant people here funny 2. enjoy

RE: no one

ok little brother talk u tmw.

RE: no one

i sent u a email read....
yea dad what's that

i was going 2 c saw 4 too night but no money in the cash point here and was not driving 2 limerick 2 get money out. may c it tmw nite....

RE: no one

ha ha ive just got the tried feeling just come over me, broadband dude comming tmw have 2 b awake 4 that he he u going 2 c saw 4 yet, and mom wants a pair of size 6 trainers 4 xmas

RE: no one

what u doing up bit late 2 b loging on now dude

just be

You can travel the world
But you can't run away
From the person you are in your heart
You can be who you want to be
Make us believe in you
Keep all your light in the dark
If you're searchin for truth
You must look in the mirror
And make sense of what you can see

They say learning to love yourself
Is the first step
That you take when you want to be real
Flying on planes to exotic locations
Won't teach you
How you really feel
Face up to the fact
That you are who you are
Nothing can change that belief

cause now I know
It's not so far
To where I go
The hardest part
Is inside me
I need
To just be



there i only used three

how 2 impress the ladies

so nuala what did i miss out then inlighten me,

how 2 impress the ladies

Wine her,

Dine her,

Call her,

Hug her,

Hold her,

Surprise her,

Compliment her,

Smile at her,

Laugh with her,

Cry with her,

Cuddle with her,

Shop with her,

Give her jewelry,

Buy her flowers,

Hold her hand,

Write love letters to her,

Go the end of the earth and back again for her.





































HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked,

bring load's a beer

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tessie07: have 2 b care full or Oslojente just might show u what's in her dungeon

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