RE: Why is it......

Jesus, women will see rough through different eyes if he's in the music industry.

Look at Kate Moss, she'll date any guy as long as he's in a band, and can get a drug dealer round the house in 10 mins.

Myself, I'm not a little angry man, with a mono-brow eyebrow that looks like a dead caterpillar.

Takes al-sorts, but as the famous interview with Debbie McGee said, "What do you see in the millionaire Paul Daniels".laugh

RE: Why is it......

I hope your not considering them to garrotte or strangle me withgrin

Hopefully not a thrashing either,maybe something nicer like being led around like a ponylaugh

I could prance about abit, long as we take turnsrolling on the floor laughing cheers

RE: unemployement

Believe me that's been the case here for a very long time.

Last year i was asked to apply for a management role, supervising pickers in a cold weather environment for a food wholesaler.

I made the short-list, that the Human resources gent i spoke to told me i jumped straight through onto the short-list of 60 people.

That was the short-list, and over 670 people applied for the post, and the picker roll.

RE: Why is it......

I have to say, someone dressing up all scruffy, like Liam Gallagher, looking like they've fallen through a hedge, I ask you who's going to find them gorgeous?

I have to dress sort of formally for work (A suit, a good shirt, good silk tie,nice belt,shoes) but also escape into a company fleece if the weather is cold.

Even when i went out last night, straight from work, after a full tiring day, i still wasn't concerned that someone would think i'd look scruffy!

And that was after travelling and working for 14 hours.

In short, thankfully i don't look like roadkill.

RE: unemployement

I don't envy anyone looking for work at the moment, which is pretty much the only reason now i'm staying in my current position.

Cut's in the Government purse here in the UK, mean 1 job in every 9 (in the public sector) is being cut.

That and Ireland expecting a mass exodus, mainly to the UK, means it's not a good time to be looking for a new job here.

Good luck to everyone looking, as i maybe joining you pretty shortly.professor

RE: just want to meet single women

No i haven't slid downhill too far, although i was far nicer when i was 30.

I'm hoping to look distinguished when i'm older, so growing my hair for the ponsy designer look, as i haven't tried that yet.

And yeah, 200 miles to meet me, is probably 199 more than would be necessary, but if your ever lost down this neck of the woods your always welcome.

To hope, and finding a friendly woman with a fluffy dog (with small extremely warm hands.grin

RE: Why is it......

Me love you long time, play hide the sausage, it not go soft and wonkey for many moon cycles.
Pwoblem is, owner is knackered, must do DIY, a lotrolling on the floor laughing

Right, got to vamos for 4 hours, i'll be back, with my sequinned tutu later.doh

RE: Why is it......

Possibly, but wasting a month, and not having much time for anyone, or anything has put a new kick in my pants, to get out there and remind myself i'm alive.

A websites all good to pass the time, but i would like to meet some new people, make friends and god forbid have a woman jump on merolling on the floor laughing

If she did it in the week, she'd knock me out fast thoughhelp rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Why is it......

It's terrible, but i'm mindful that it's a job, when so many aren't lucky enough to have one.

The problem for me isn't necessarily the money, it's the fact what time i have left after work is so little i'm actually wondering if it's worth it?

After all, what's the point working all day...I get up at 4.45am, then get home at 8.30pm or 9pm......and i'm 42 now and would like to have a little more out of life than working all the time.

I'd rather have a life, and work slightly less... doh

RE: just want to meet single women

I'm good Summer, actually pinned down by my cat, but he likes itgrin

How you been? Please tell me you've found a decent man by now, or at least worn a few out while i've been away.

Note :Am available to snog friday night to sunday night, during the week i turn into a pumpkin at 10pm, prompt.laugh

RE: just want to meet single women

Really the thread should just be a checklist, of requirements.

Such as:

Heigh
Weight
Measurements
If their a religious mental case?
Do they own a firearm?
Do they have bankruptcy proceedings ongoing?
Do they smell like boiled cabbage water?

Then after that filtering is done, then we can work out who's suitable for whom.

RE: Why is it......

For the record, i'd like to state i'm currently 42, and don't look like a pensioner.

I'm well groomed, have manners, a sense of humour and irony in particular, and i'm articulate.

I've travelled a lot, am interested in many things, am keen to explore new places and new experiences, but here comes the but.

The but is i've started a new job, 1 month in, and i work 8am to 7pm, plus 4/5 hours on top of that travelling to and from work.

I'm available part time, from friday night to sunday afternoon, and that's why it's possible you don't see us nice 40 year old cultured types, it's because were either working, or travelling home from work.

That said, need a new job, as i'm just working instead of living.angel

RE: What would you like for Christmas?

It would be nice to spend Xmas with a friendly nice human being.

I'll do the cooking,I'll do the washing up, I'll even roll in the snow as entertainment.

Best of all, hopefully what would make my Xmas, rather than feel terrible is receive a phone call from my son in Canada.

Failing that, anything to distract me while i'm hoping for the above.

RE: How do you heat your home?

Cat central heating.

I'm not at home, monday to friday (pretty much) and the weekend the cats basically make the most of the opportunity to flatten me since 9pm till 8pm sunday night.

RE: Sarcastic comments.. what do u think is the cause ?

Well sometime you have to "over egg" a pudding to ensure people can taste it.

It's an aquired taste, and not fo everyone, but veiled attacks are just that, and it has very little to do with sarcasm, nor dry wit.

What can i say, if they don't get it, it's not my fault, and i hope they choke on itrolling on the floor laughing

RE: would you 'sacrifice' your pet for your lover?

my beasts come first, people seem to come and go but Ginger, well he's 14 now and i'll put him 1st every time.

Any person even stupid enough to even mention my cats, and anything involving "they have to go", will be met by a walk to a pier, and then me throwing the offender into the sea.

Would be totally callous to dump animals on the whim of someone new in your life.

Tip to anyone, don't even ask me...or you'll soon find yourself cut out of my life.

RE: Give a Christmas present to the person above you

How about smoked kipper necklace, and a boiled egg sandwich for xmas dinner.

Hows that for spoiling a friendgrin

If your good you might even be let out of your cage for a run, before being locked back up in time for the Queens speech?

RE: How can they love me with?

Twas before your time, but i was going blind with pain as the morphine wasn't working anymore (diamorphine).

The good old NHS patched me up, and it wasn't until i was given the drugs intravenously that they worked.

How i didn't die in hospital is actually a mystery.

You know how many people have met someone, and got married from the site?, well i very nearly was the 1st one to die while posting on the forums.

Some are still cursing that i'm still aliverolling on the floor laughing

(Special thanks go to all those doctors who were/are on the site who gave me medical advice, it is appreciated).

RE: Did You Learn Anything?

Just look for the swamp, near Heathrow Airport, and look for a crowd of women yelling "burn him" and throwing rocks.

That will be me, i dare sayblushing

RE: How can they love me with?

You never know what will happen with your health, or love life.

I speak from experience, as not so long ago i came home from my intendeds, to find a misdiagnosed case of pneumonia, and 5 days later had double lung failure!

I'm fine now, but the week before i was sat on a beach feeling tired eating icecream, and the following sunday throwing up blood.

There fore the grace of god etc etc.

Hopefully, touch wood i won't have any health problems again, as that case of being misdiagnosed very nearly killed me! Thanks doc!!doh

RE: Did You Learn Anything?

Wasn't me, I'm too knackered to tell porkies about myself to impress a woman.

1)Look like Shrek in the swamp.
2)Smell like Shrek, just after he fell in a new swamp.
3)Lives in a hovel, like Shrek, just down the road from a swamp.
4)Finances are on loan, last seen...you guessed it, with Shrek.
5)Manners of Shrek, burping, farting etc.


And there the good pointsgrin

RE: Give a Christmas present to the person above you

Have a turnip, wrapped in the Sun newspaper.

There you are, happy Xmasgiggle hole

RE: If you could be.....What would you be?

Simple one for me, Happy.

Nothing else matters to me, bar my son, my pets welfare and my future happiness.(Assuming i'm allowed to have anylaugh )

RE: In response to 'Rate Obama' - how happy were you with Bushes?

The cat looks like he's really fluffy and soft! I only saw the cat (but then i'm a feline person!).

Must change profile to mention more pictures of cats.angel

RE: Did You Learn Anything?

Best advice i can give, is never ever if your considering "declaring your undying love for someone you met on a forum".

Seen this too many times, and know of people that have gone out of their way to break couples up.

Yes folks, on THIS SITE.

So beware, because some on here are not normal (now there's a surprise).

RE: Undetectable Explosive

I'm assuming were discussing the IRA's favourite crystal based explosive, acquired from somewhere i'd rather not go into?

If you think that's the only thing that's on the shelf that's available, well i hate to mention it, bus sadly this isn't the case.

Add to that simple ways to close an airport, and well you can kiss goodbye to swift air travel.

If you have to travel by plane, be prepared to wait, be scanned, be cavity searched if necessary.

But most of all, be more scared when your on an Internal flight in the continental US, because the same checks are not performed as are done on International flights.

Then write to your elected officials, and ask them what security procedures are in place regarding cargo or freight.

You won't like the answer, is the short answer.

RE: Rate President Obama A, B, C, D, F

Yeah, that proves my point, he's a good a statesman as Ronald McDonald.....

RE: do you enjoy xmas now as much as when you were a kid?

Last year i did computer games! So i guess this year will be simular, or i might be volunteering at my Zoo, looking after the animals and seeing their all mucked out and fed etc.

Will give me a good excuse to spend time with the big cats, and that will distract me, spending time with a 700lb tiger.angel

RE: do you enjoy xmas now as much as when you were a kid?

Yep,That's why i'm always trying to laugh and joke etc, because i'm trying to start a new life, and think about my son, but everything else i'd rather forget.

It's not easy, and Xmas is the worst time for obvious reasons, but i don't want to dwell on it or drag anyone else down.

Thus comedy, and laughter, without that i'd be in very big trouble.cheers

Hope your Xmas will be a good one this and every other yearcheers

RE: do you enjoy xmas now as much as when you were a kid?

No Xmas at my end, my child is living abroad, and Xmas is for kids, so it's all i can do not to want to basically cry on Xmas.

I try very hard to keep busy, as busy as i can, and pretend i'm not thinking about what my son will be doing.

Other than that, and feeling like jumping off a cliff, it's a great day for me.

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