RE: Hey CS people there have been sooo many Negative threads on here lately

Wow, this ones real pleasant.

Can't you fart on her or something?

This one will require some toilet training, or failing that it might have to develop the ability to be at least witty, or at least mildly interesting.

I'm guessing this is the latest weirdo troll?

RE: 40% of women have done this to their partner at least once...

I'm hoping this isn't a probing question about requesting a partner to rub on cold pile cream or something?devil

RE: we need to laugh

I think i might be related to this lady, i think we must share some common geneslaugh

RE: I like em' real big ;)

That counts me out then, unless there's a market for 42 year old hamster jugglers.

RE: I like em' real big ;)

Damn, there was me thinking the most beautiful woman on the planet, was single and mad enough to come on the forumslaugh

Who knows, she might not be filming?

RE: How does a person build up their self-esteem,keep a positive attitude,deal with there past?

It's a relief to have found an employer who not only understands, but will appreciate me.

I basically applied for a job i was really overqualified for, and he asked my why i wanted that job, and i was just very honest and i told him my circumstances.

The guy was so taken back he said he wanted to see me for a far better job! So hopefully, i'm going to the right boss!!

Normal life, here i come.laugh

RE: Support America! Obama deserves recognition! Solidarity America!

I'm guessing in the next election he will get what he deserves, unemployment.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What is your most embarrassing moment?

The following events are accurate, and worrying absolutely true.

When i was in my early 20's i was working in an office, where i was the only man present, so the girls would always be making comments towards me in fun.

So after a while i was just adopted as one of the girls.

So one fateful day, our office was required to attend a training day, in Peterborough, where the new computer system was being provided for our days pleasure.

Anyway, to cut the story short the key parts of the story apply to two fields i was enquiring about, and their search function.

The first field was a number, and this was a principle I.D.The lecturer who was female, for our purposes described this field as the "JOB" field.The second field was a three letter sequence, followed by three numbers (which was basically a customer code).

Anyway, i had a huge file to look at, as soon as i got back to the office, by the name of Blockcraven.

Anyway, i was more thinking about the contents of the file, and it was a nightmare on paper basically, and was working out in my mind how many of these subfolders and addresses i'd have to create for all the locations (etc etc).

So i was thinking, ok, i think i have this straight in my head, best i ask again as the female lecturer smiled and waited my question.

So in a room full of women, with a straight face i asked the the lecturer the following:

How do i get my next "BLO JOB".

Let's say everyone's jaw dropped, and the realisation hit me what i had said.....then the room erupted in laughter.

RE: Who will win 2010 Football World Cup

Well, on performance so far Argentina and Germany are doing well, as poor Australia found out.

As for England getting anywhere, ah we have much chance as a three legged donkey winning the "Grand National" as getting anywhere in the World Cup.

Evidence = Emile Heskey = the most useless player ever to pull on a shirt for his country.laugh

RE: Smartness

You mean captured from the Germans in WW2 from the Horton brothers and dragged back to the UK?laugh grin

RE: Texas Textbook MASSACRE !!

I know you well enough that i wouldn't put you in the argumentative bracket.

Debates are good, but normally the same old bunch just go for personal attacks because they cant address the issues.

Politicians do it,the public do it and the media portray it to steer those who are too stupid to use their own brain.

That's how inept morons who we wouldn't allow to collect shopping trolleys can get elected for public office in other parts of the world.

Example...George Bush JR....thick as 2 short planks of wood, and the Public elected him a second time after the 1st time the courts shoehorned him into office.

Debates are healthy, personal attacks are different, and that's why i stopped contributing to the site.

RE: Texas Textbook MASSACRE !!

I know you well enough that i wouldn't put you in the argumentative bracket.

Debates are good, but normally the same old bunch just go for personal attacks because they cant address the issues.

Politicians do it,the public do it and the media portray it to steer those who are too stupid to use their own brain.

That's how inept morons who we wouldn't allow to collect shopping trolleys can get elected for public office in other parts of the world.

Example...George Bush JR....thick as 2 short planks of wood, and the Public elected him a second time after the 1st time the courts shoehorned him into office.

Debates are healthy, personal attacks are different, and that's why i stopped contributing to the site.

RE: Obama is going to be rememberd as one of the best american presidents!

Your familiar with the term "One Trick Pony"??????

Well if his subjects could be called tricks, his diatribe is now so old and repetitive that if he were 4 legged he's have been taken to the nearest glue factory now.

I cant believe his still typing all this garbage....he's got to be insanelaugh

RE: Intimidation

Hiya Jan. Ah i struggle on but i still do have my sharp wit. I feel actually that that pretty much all that's left of me now as a person and even that's a struggle.

Hows Spain atm, I hear unemployment is 19 per cent at the moment so there;s lots of people even coming back to this god forsaken country.

I can't wait to be able to get out of this country nowfrustrated

RE: Texas Textbook MASSACRE !!

Kid the strange part is they think it's a good idea to permanently argue on a DATING WEBSITE....where call me foolish they would be seen as a nightmare partner!!!!

Note to all the maniacs : Behaving like a maniac will only guarantee maniacs or mental cases will contact you, along with the fake spam accounts.

Hell, i think some people joined the website just to argue all the time, and obviously need this outlet because nobody near them wants to hear their irrational ramblings.

No wonder their single, and i don't see that situation changing unless they at least pretend to be able to behave like a normal person.

Cant think why i stopped dropping indoh laugh

RE: Obama is going to be rememberd as one of the best american presidents!

I cant believe i pop back into the site and see more Obama worshipping.

You need a new hobby, a life, anything other than your Obama fixation.

Either that or sectioning under a mental health act.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Intimidation

Careful you might attract Obamas stalker from Denmark.

Then again he's so strange, well i wouldn't allow him anywhere near a horse, dog or even a bucket of pig swilllaugh

RE: Intimidation

Most normal people like animals right?

And i don't mean in a sandwich.

Animals are genuine for a start and don't have hidden agendas, like looking for a visa, or bank account to strip bare.laugh

RE: Intimidation

The sad fact of life and one very large truism is that there's a very large contingent interested in "online dating" who have mental health issues.

Sadly they can't function in real life, so the online variety enables them to project whatever they want......ie happy, multi millionaire,tall dark handsome etc etc.

The reality sadly is something different, especially when they cant measure their age, height and weight correctly.doh

RE: new to this!!

Beware tons of scammer mail, that and lunatics pretending to be normal.laugh

RE: Do bigger guys have a chance?

A better chance of getting to the hotel restaurant and eating all the free donuts and orange juice.

Yep, there there alright, and god help you if you pass out, there's some bbq sauce and the chefs late.

You might end up as breakfast if your not well and truly awake.laugh

RE: I dont get it?

I used to be a very regular poster, now i hardly post and even now it's to pass time while i'm eating a very late dinner,while looking at emails etc.

Hell, is this is the highlight of my life, watching a poorly medicated riot for the escaped inmates of a lunatic asylum in here, well there's no bloody hope and i better hang myselflaugh

I come back out of curiosity, but time and time again i ask myself, "Why the hell did you log in to read that craplaugh

RE: I dont get it?

You could say the same about the forums.

Way to many people with issues, and most of them cant even drool properly without supervisionlaugh

RE: Best City to Meet Single Women?

Go to Vienna, fast is my advice!!!laugh

RE: Sarah Palin takes Fox News Commentator job

Isn't the consensus on her that she's an idiot prone to making poorly thought out statements?

All in all she should fit in real well at Fox...they should rename it the "clown channel".

RE: Biggest mistake someone can make on a profile photo

Wedding photo's wouldn't be very good!!!

Police mugshot, wouldn't be good.

FBI "Most Wanted" Ad would be even worse.......

RE: Are anti-depressants killing the libido

they killed romance and stole all your shirts.

Go get dressed for gods sakelaugh grin

RE: Are anti-depressants killing the libido

You can detail the case, i know of quite a few in the UK and all over Europe and basically everywhere the drug was distributed there were higher suicide rates and worrying episodes.

The most chilling case i read was an American mad who awoke in the street very confused confronted my police, as he was basically covered in blood.

The police entered to house to find the poor man wife who had if i remember correctly had been stabbed to death in a frenzy while asleep.

The man himself didn't even know what he's done, and basically went back to the bedroom and slept in the bed before waking and walking out into the street.

You can imagine the horror, and don't think anyone should have to go through an episode like this ever again.

RE: Are anti-depressants killing the libido

I should point out anyone using Seroxat, (paroxetine)please go back to your doctor and ask to change your medication, because the side effects are very very worrying.

People have been known to commit murder, suicide and variations of this type of behaviour with no knowledge of any crime they committed while taking the drugs, and they are the ones who survived!

So please anyone taking this type of Selective serotonin re-uptake inhibitors, please see their doctor and discuss taking another form of medication.

Under no circumstances stop taking any medication immediately without consulting your doctor, or the consequences can be very serious indeed.

RE: What type of body turns you on?

Exactly what i've come to the conclusion of as well.

I realised that i'm domesticated, and somehow i end up being a housemaid if i let anyone move in with me.

As much as i like being a carer in a relationship, where i care what happens to the people i do not want to be another official carer where i have to wait hand and foot on someone to get even the slightest acknowledgement that they know i'm alive.

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