RE: YOUR OPINION IS APPRECIATED

You had a bad day dear? You can just guess what i did today, dealt with the "dreaded Hong Kong Export Order"laugh

Just so if anyone else tries to use a international company with a worldwide reputation for excellence tries to use the online version to arrange shipping, and then they hit a brick wall when moronic staff cant even work their own system when you to try to tell them Hong Kong does not use a Zip Code or Post code system.

Hell you would think this dumb a**hole thought the country in Question was a third world country when in fact it's been at the hub of trade with the far east before say the Inventor of this Company or their descendants even took their first steps out of Europe before escaping to the "new world".

Anyway today i found someone who wasn't a "computer says no" and found the magic code it's 0000.

With people like this in the world well you know what they do at night, cant even be arsed to answer their mail!!!

I wouldn't worry about it, besides "I don't want to find any blasphemous rumours but i think god has a sick sense of humour, and when i die i expect to find him laughing".

Whats the bet tomorrow the courier company's collection c*ck up and his van crashes into my car bursting into flames?

I'm watching you God, i'm onto your game nowdoh

RE: For Liberals Only: When should start holding Obama Accountable and stop blaming everyone else?

Definitely, got my tax return done!!!! There's only so much accountancy a grown man can take when having to retype a whole years invoices and receipts onto a computer system.

I hate corrupted computer fileslaughBut i have a feeling my stay will be brief....there isn't much to be entertained by! cheers

RE: Big women

Well 30 real resposes from people your incompatible with is better than 300 less than genuine resposes from people looking to part with either your money, or get your email address to bombard your inbox with spam.

I have a feeling there's an awful lot of those lovely phishing profilesdoh

RE: What's with every girls thread starting out....

You think the odds are about 25 per cent soliciting for other sites?

Wow.....shame..... as one who emailed me earlier was clearly a scammer (same old contract me on gmail etc etc) but had this lady been in london i would have been keen, even if she didn't own any pets.rolling on the floor laughing

Shamegrin devil

RE: The hound's turned vegitarian.

Where do i start.

I had a cat that thought it was a dog, and would growl and chew chicken bones and pork chop bones behind the sofa.

I had cat (sofie) who loved peas and carrots......

And then There's Ginger, what on earth and where do i start with him.He wants to try what i'm having...doesn't matter what it is.........

He's rather partial to pasta and sauce)( yep like Garfield) chicken, but is also keen on curry, crisps, cheese and tomato on toast and roast peanuts.

Never leave pizza unattended if you visit....when you go back to your plate it will be on the floor with him chewing on the crust.

As for Fuzz, well he attacks for chicken slice, cheese and tuna.

I should point out despite ginger looking like Garfield, and behaving like him, this cat makes Garfield look dulllaugh

Oh and he can and does internet searches!

RE: Earth-Venus smash-up possible in 3.5 billion years

I bet we've all killed our species and everything else on our little rock long before that.

That and the conservative long range efforts for remaining oil reserves are at a maximum of 60 years, with the less than optimistic consensus being say 30ish years away.

Buy a thick coat, and get used to reading by candlelightlaugh

RE: For Liberals Only: When should start holding Obama Accountable and stop blaming everyone else?

Don't even rise to the bait Conrad...isn't even worth the fontslaugh

Hey there's a lot of people on here not even worth a few fonts...lets make a listlaugh

RE: Best Part on A Woman

There the same animal. but i prefer to call the small ones with short hair alsations, but the mega big ones with the fluffy coat a German Shepperd.

they sound like you get more fluff for the animal, and everyone should realise by now i do like a monies worth fluffy animal.

Damn i'd love one...i just can't, there's no way ginger and Fuzz will stand for it...no chance sigh

RE: what turns you ...

Women with cabbages.

Hell if i cant be more interesting than a pair of friggin cabbages and a woman want to walk around with a pair of cabbages rather then spend time with me then i know it's time to call it a day.
professor

RE: Anxiety Attacks

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RE: Family on CS OMG!

I read a review of the site somewhere else that a man claiming to have been a CS member was deleted and that of his brother or sister and mother as they were suspected to be scammers!

Yep, not only is this creepy i have a feeling they might be the family that you can see in the movie "Wrong Turn/Wrong Turn2".

Have a good old google on dating site reviews and you'll find this review and you'll know i'm not spouting baloney.

RE: What do you think of when you see me??

Here's what i think, regardless of whether the picture belongs to the person who added it to the profile.

That amount of sheer dedication to do that to a human body is to admired if only for the amount of sheer dedication it takes to do so.

And now on a totally self indulgent matter regarding to the human body, does anyone have a suggestion without me resorting to surgery to be able to lift weights after an accident where i have detached the muscle in my forearm from the bone.

Clearly when i try to lift something really heavy, it feels like needles are being stuck into my right arm and someone is stretching piano wires to the point they feel like their going to snap.

Any serious ideas would be welcome from anyone who knows anyone who has suffered an injury or have a degree in sports medicine.

(Even non load bearing i can feel a pulling sensation in my wrist and have had the nerves tested for carpel tunnel and they have a resistance of between 55 and 59 when testing for electrical transmission).

So clearly any body builders would be good people to ask for muscle injury questions.

RE: the big announcement

Well that made my weekend, what's next?grin

RE: Aussie guy wants a wife

Some people like em like that, I don't happen to be one of them...you know i like a woman smaller than a bus....but some judge the woman they get my the metric ton.

Think of it like that, and you have got a stunner, not ballast for a shiprolling on the floor laughing

RE: Aussie guy wants a wife

Or if your really lucky, join the cue to date this stunner!

RE: Aussie guy wants a wife

Here you go, here's some available American women....enjoy

RE: Do men prefere thin woman to big and beutiful women

Oh with chilli powder its a case of try and experiment! Oh and start off with small measures, then increase to get the desired strength/chemical burn.laugh

Chilli oil is dangerous.....especially if someones drunk cooking at the time and takes a swig thinking it's the wine or beer bottle!

Whoopsdevil

RE: What u think before sleep ?

In all seriousness i have so much on my mind, i try to distract my brain to allow me to pass out with the use of the radio.

Anyone who has tinnitus and has used the same effect to distract their brain will know the effect.

Funnily enough, the only time i can sleep is if i have a partner asleep in the bed!

Strange, but true!!!!

RE: Do men prefere thin woman to big and beutiful women

Hiya matey, oh finished my tax return last week and now onto the business of studying for my qualification.

Then i can escapelaugh

RE: Do You Control ?

I don't think there's anyone dumb enough to pick a row with me on this sitelaugh

RE: Best Part on A Woman

I saw her profile as well, it was Trufel i think? I remember asking her what breed it was and she said it was a Pallas Catlaugh

It is odd seeing a moggie bigger than an alsation, so it was a fab picturelaugh

RE: Best Part on A Woman

It's my new diet.....Tetley tea with everything.

But if it has anything to do with tigers i will be very protective.

Many years ago i had the pleasure to "meet" a Siberian male tiger, who was fully grown and i won't bore you with the details but i conducted an experiment with him.

The results convinced me of something i won't talk about, but sure as hell as a result now i view all cats i come into contact with as something different as just "cats".

Yo could call the results life changing, and it was something akin to a Zen moment.

RE: Best Part on A Woman

I haven't seen that, I even feel tearful when i watch that Tiger movie "Two Brothers".

I'm a real big person on animal conservation, that's another admission on herelaugh

RE: Best Part on A Woman

I put another on the profile, with the cat playing the Xboxlaugh

RE: Best Part on A Woman

Well i cant have dogs because of my beasts, but then i'm not sure what they would make of a Siberian/Bengal/Sumatran Tiger or a snow leopard.

Ideally i'd like a giant cat, but i'd settle for a dog...but really i want a 700lb tiger like the one i can visit near home.

I'd post a wonderful pic i have with my son and a snow leopard but it's not appropriate as some weird scumbag would do something to the pic.frustrated

RE: Take it or leave it

Welcome to the new world where you can be crapped on!

I suggest finding another job, and that's not so easy at the moment.

RE: Best Part on A Woman

I'm sure i've seen beer essence when walking down the aisle in Tesco's looking for my Head and Shoulders.

Sometimes my hair will smell of catfood, as Ginger is prone to washing my hair at say 4am after a snack (he really is like a bigger Garfield and sleeps on the pillow next to my head).

Remember i've posted photographic prooflaugh

RE: Best Part on A Woman

Two fluffy dogs, damn....your 200 miles away, are you considering relocation to Hertfordshire?

And do they like chasing sticks?

I'm dead jealous, i'd dearly love two Golden Retrievers.

I might turn out to be a useless boyfriend, but i'd be great as a dog sitterrolling on the floor laughing

RE: Best Part on A Woman

I've never ever considered that! the question is what do you wash your hair with?

Some say use beer as a conditioner (seriously) and that will attract men for surelaugh

Kebabs as well will draw many men in, like going to the pub with Brittany spears before she turned into an advert for Ginsters pork pies with a shaved head.

RE: Best Part on A Woman

Real ones who don't nag is my criteria, oh and have a doglaugh

Did i mention i like animals, i'll look past all manner of faults if she has a pair of fluffy German shepherds.

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