RE: Best Part on A Woman

No doll here. i like real women, not inflatables.

One day you'll right a whole sentence i can make sense oflaugh

RE: Best Part on A Woman

All women have holes, and when we've had a beer our main aim is to discover themlaugh

With luck i might discover one that's not in a fielddoh

RE: How would you feel if the man you had been dating told you he was bi?

Wasted until the early hours and crawling home on your hands and knees.

You should be ashamed of yourselflaugh cheers

RE: How would you feel if the man you had been dating told you he was bi?

Well clearly i'm the son of the devildevil

It must be Gods will i'm here taking the piss?help laugh

RE: CS IM

Think of it as lucky dip, though generally there always crooks and scammers, sometimes there even real people!!!!

RE: How would you feel if the man you had been dating told you he was bi?

The sum parts of the thread were assumption a man was gay, bigotry and ignorance.

That where i am from sat on my lofty sofa is abject stupidity.

RE: Caring for an elderly relative

Well my sister is resorting to hounding me and anyone she thinks she can coax to make a false statement against me.But even if i loose everything i own, and i have to rehome my cats and be financially broke i will not let my sister benefit from my fathers death.

That is how important it is to me.No friggin way.

RE: Caring for an elderly relative

I've done it, cared for both my parents till the the day they died.

It's hard work, and physically and mentally draining, and if you don't have any support from a partner it's clear there not interested.

I won't put my views on here, because everyone is different, but i put my parents first and it cost me 2 relationships, a business and other things as well.

The aftermath is i'm still stuck in a legal case where a will is disputed by my own sister.

The only thing i can add is i can look in the mirror at myself and have a clear conscience, as if i left my parents to the mercy of someone else, well i wouldn't be able to look myself in the eye.

RE: Do men prefere thin woman to big and beutiful women

My cats attack me when i prepare chicken, and they look at me like their all deprived...so i cant help feel sorry for them!

I have soom couscous in the cuboard that i have to get shot of, so i guess i will have to get around to eating even that soon.

Mind you, i've been poisoned by food last weekend at a bbq and a week prior i managed to poison myself with some dodgy mince that was past it's sell by datedoh

Anyone can make mistakes and it needed using up....boy did i regret that for 10 daysblushing

RE: Do men prefere thin woman to big and beutiful women

Too late!rolling on the floor laughing

One day we can test the sweet tooth thing with some Belgium chocolates, or a dry lump of stale carrot cake.

Personally i can leave both, but if samosa is about, or a hot Cornish pastie or cheese biscuits...or pecan nuts.....or pitta bread and coriander humus don't stand in front of the food, you might get mowed down in the rush.

I didn't get this size by eating just lettucelaugh

RE: What ARE You Looking For ?

Who said i'd like to cage it up? I'd be happy living in India in one of the National parks where they live in their own environment and chase peacocks for fun.

I saw a documentary once where an adult black leppard and a bengal tiger lived with a guy and jumped through the kitchen window like housepets.

From outside they showed the leppard effortlessly jumping up a very large tree to enter the house through the second floor window!

You had to see it to believe it, and these were wild animals that viewed the persons house as a home from home!!!!!

RE: What ARE You Looking For ?

How close have you been to a real 700lbs tiger? It's the size of a car, will make dogs run for cover and as for the dreaded pitbull, well walk one of these moggies to my place and any chance i have of meeting a woman with a dog will be vaporised...no dog in it's right mind will ever want to go out ever again for walkies.

Standing upright this cat could put his paws on your garage roof while standing on his back legs...and ive fed himlaugh

Actually i'd like to see a dogs reaction to seeing him! I imagine it would be abject horror, and hoping all cats never grow that big.laugh

RE: What ARE You Looking For ?

AS pets!!! I don't want to hump or eat them!

What do you take me for? I'm not some sick weirdo from the deep south who's best friend is "bubba" and who's idea of a partner is his own sister, with black teeth, a checked shirt and a pick up truck with a dead animal on the bonnet.

RE: What ARE You Looking For ?

I really need to get some more pets, it's turning into an obsession!

Maybe a 700lbs Bengal Tiger, or a snow leppard will crown a pair of fluffy Pallas cats, but in Hertfordshire i'm more likely to find a woman with dog.

Besides, i have a tiger, 3 snow leppards, 3 tapiers, a cheetah and some wallabies nearby.

Even the lions let me pat them!

I'm the pied piper with animals....it's uncanny, i'm sure if they let the Tiger follow me home it would sleep on the bed or just crush me on the sofalaugh

Most men want a foxy chic....i just want a chick with a fox (has to be fluffy though)laugh

RE: What ARE You Looking For ?

Easy, mainecoon kittens,pallas cat kittens, russian blue kittens,German Shepperd puppy, weinemara puppy,Grey parrot's, tigers of any description and another family of tapiers to befriend.

Oh, i think you meant something human?

Ok, a woman with any of the above, and a lot of patience.

RE: Another add caption/title

"My owner is really proud of his new Maserati that he was given today,little does he know this is all that's left after he let me play out back with it"

RE: Places to meet woman

I'm sort of staring at a pile of boxes about 6 foot high thinking i might look there next! And to think less than a week ago i remember having them sitting on a futon upstairs, but they have moved......and disappeared...but in a house that's crammed full of books it's just not easy to spot 10 already wrapped labelled books.frustrated

RE: Places to meet woman

Tell you what.When your over well go to a concert! That way even if you want to punch me in the face and spray caen pepper in my eyes after 5 minutes i guarantee i can put you near hundreds of other menlaugh

RE: Places to meet woman

Yeah, i was honest and told him he's meet women, not they would notice the man unless he was using a ticket gun to reduce the prices, then he's know what an injured tuna feels like, with 30 sharks slowly following himlaugh

All a nice woman needs to do to meet a man she likes the look of is walk upto one and say the majic words, "hello, i'm single, fancy a drink" and bingo....it's that easy.

I regularly get hit with frozen food or baguettes while talking to women in my local Tesco's, so just walk around happy looking smile alot, and in my case jus walk with a dog and i'll be yours, especially if the dogs fluffy.

RE: Places to meet woman

I just had a though, you weren't carrying a knife or have blood on your person, or maybe an axe.

That might put em off, other than that.....well.....maybe your part of Spain the guy's are all going gay!!!!doh

RE: Places to meet woman

Are you sure your not going to a gay blind bar?

RE: if u meet the person above u what would u do

Oh Riya is an easy one.....Take her to a beautiful cake shop, in fact when she comes to the UK at some point that's exactly where i'll take her....to a very nice Italian Patisserie in Soho.

Might be hard getting out the door thoughlaugh

RE: Places to meet woman

Anywhere where they serve cold beer.....were real easy to find...problem is not finding a complete drunk before one latches onto you when you walk in!

RE: Places to meet woman

Maybe find a designer shoe outlet and volunteer to work there for free.

Your looking for a place that sells Jimmy Choo, Manolo Blanco and if they have a handbag section that stock Prada you will meet lots of women!

You'll also notice they won't bloody shut up if your friendly and offer them a discount....jesus you'll need a stick to beat them off.

Good luck!!!!

RE: which beer would you prefer?

I cant believe Kronenborg hasn't been mentioned! You lot haven't lived.

Come to think of it the Czech beer "Boheme" has to be the best beer in the world.

There the company that Budweiser basically stole their idea from and have as a result been in a legal dispute for over 100 years.

Here's an article, and if you like a beer every now and again try this, and then you won't even consider buying the other crap listed above this post!!!

Seriously...it's that goodgrin

Published: 23rd August 2007

Written by: Christine Boggis

Tesco has waded into the most hotly disputed arena of the beer world with the launch of an own-label lager from the Czech Republic's Ceské Budejovice - home of Budweiser Budvar and its 100-year-old, worldwide legal battle against Anheuser-Busch's Budweiser.

Boheme 1795 is a pilsner brewed by Budejovicky Mestansky Pivovar, the oldest brewery in the city, which started brewing in 1795 and produced the original Budweiser in 1802.

The brewery was forced to give up its trademark rights under Communism, but in 1989 was once more granted the right to use the term Budweiser in the Czech domestic market. It still uses the same recipe and brewing methods as it did two centuries ago - making it the manufacturer of the "original" beer from the region, according to Tesco.

Beer & cider senior buying manager Andrew Carpenter said: "We recognised that the Czech Republic is perhaps the premium beer-producing nation in the world, with a history of brewing that goes back hundreds of years. With Boheme 1795, we have produced an affordable but truly authentic Budejovicke Pivo which has outstanding quality and flavour that will surprise and delight customers."

Budejovicke Pivo, which means beer from Ceské Budejovice - Budweiser in German - is a Protected Geographical Indication under EU law. But Tesco has chosen a different name for the beer in a bid to stay out of the legal battle that has been waged between Anheuser-Busch and Budvar for more than a century.

Denis Cox, spokesman for Budweiser Budvar, commented: "We at Budvar should be grateful for the existence of this brewery, because it was only because of it that the Budweiser Budvar brewery came into existence in the first place in 1895. The reason? The Czech community in Ceské Budejovice so disliked the beer brewed at the German-owned Mestansky brewery that they decided to build their own brewery.

RE: What was your most romantic moment?

Well i remember once being being belted by a copper frying pan.Does that count?

Other than that it's me always trying to avoid being hit, abused or physically assaulted.

I even get into trouble when i'm on my own without supervisionlaugh

RE: Are women more forward than they used to be

They are especially if your driving a clean Maserati.

RE: Do men prefere thin woman to big and beutiful women

I heard a funny trailer on a radio show which featured the term "hey chunky, want another bun" and i'm just itching to use itlaugh

RE: R.I.P David Carradine....

David Carradine found dead in wardrobe of Bangkok hotel
David Carradine, star of the television series Kung Fu and the Kill Bill movies, has been found hanged and half-naked in the wardrobe of a Bangkok hotel room, according to reports.


By Anita Singh, Showbusiness Editor
Published: 3:34PM BST 04 Jun 2009
David Carradine: David Carradine found dead in wardrobe of Bangkok hotel
David Carradine appeared in more than 100 feature films with such directors as Martin Scorsese, Ingmar Bergman and Hal Ashby Photo: AFP

The body of Carradine, 72, was discovered by a maid early on Thursday morning. He was in the Thai capital to shoot Stretch, his latest film.

A spokesman for the US Embassy confirmed that Carradine had died either late on Wednesday or early on Thursday, but said he could provide no further details.

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Carradine spoke of death wish

Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found by a hotel maid sitting in a wardrobe with a rope around his neck and other body parts.

The local Bangkok newspaper, The Nation, cited unidentified police sources as saying Carradine was believed to have committed suicide and had hanged himself with a curtain cord in his suite at the Park Nai Lert Hotel.

He failed to join fellow cast and crew members for dinner on Wednesday night but they did not raise the alarm, believing that he was resting.

Carradine was a leading member of a venerable Hollywood acting family that included his father, character actor John Carradine, and brother Keith.

In all, he appeared in more than 100 feature films with such directors as Martin Scorsese, Ingmar Bergman and Hal Ashby.

But he was best known for his role as Kwai Chang Caine, a Shaolin priest traveling the 1800s American frontier West in the cult TV series Kung Fu, which aired in 1972-75.

He reprised the role in a mid-1980s TV movie and played Caine's grandson in the 1990s syndicated series Kung Fu: The Legend Continues.

He returned to the top in recent years as the title character in Quentin Tarantino's two-part saga Kill Bill.

(Taken from the Daily Telegraph online)

RE: R.I.P David Carradine....

Why is was found naked in a wardrobe with a rope around his neck and other parts of his body is beyond me.

He was in Thailand making a film, but it appears certain no fowl play was at hand.

And supposedly he's been off the illegal substances for years.........

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