RE: of to look else where

That was Lush, she admitted to laughing so hard she had an "Accident".....happened to another as welllaugh

RE: of to look else where

You have mail...I seriously suggest you follow my advice in the mail.

Join in more and try to have a laugh.Your certainly in need of it given your mail.comfort

RE: of to look else where

I think i've managed to soak monitors and keyboardslaugh

I also have on record a bowl movement,choking,vomiting and falling off a chair.

Anyone beat that...get a career in show businessrolling on the floor laughing

RE: of to look else where

How about a net....get a big net, set a trap....and throw some cakes on the middle of the ground.....and lay in wait, till the women rush in and sling the net over them and then find one that looks as though it hasn't crapped in the woods in the last 3 hours, then make sure IT hasn't got one large eyebrow that looks like a giant Asian centipede.

Club her, drag her back to the apartment(cave) and wait till the chloroform wears off and she might make dinner.....assuming she's used to food that doesn't come straight of a car tyre.

Good luck with thatlaugh

RE: Won't Buy Another Chrysler

So please explain to me why a business like Fiat wants to buy a failed business like Chrysler, and that's communism?

It's a business, after assets...dirt cheap?

Socialism would be propping up a failed business, manufacturing a product nobody wants.

Or did i miss something when capitalism and the rate of money supply can be changed to devalue currencies and collapse an economy for financial gain.

Or is there something i didn't realise? Please explain how you think there's a strange communist plan out there taking over industry?

Money supply runs things, and communists don't have the keys to regulate your American money supply, the Federal Reserve do,,,,you know the private bank that is owned by worldwide financiers, like Mr Rockerfeller, Mr Morgan,Mr Warburg, Mr Rothschild..you know,their descendent's.....and i don't think any one of these capitalists decided to become communist over night!

So please explain to me how you think communists are behind taking over an American failed company.

RE: web cams

Tina, you just know i'm telling the truth!

Seen a webcam once, then beware a 2nd time, and warn the bloke, "you better have your trousers on and i expect to see your face".laugh

RE: Won't Buy Another Chrysler

What they don't say or point out the obvious is that hydrogen cars require fossil fuels to create the hydrogen or electricity to power them!

How about water driven or alternative propulsion technologies.

When i was working in the motor industry in 1989 i believe Ford bought up another water driven patent that we even heard about in the UK, and promptly buried it.

Have to Say the duel fuel Lexus Hybrids are great to drive, well equipped and have low emissions....and make a Chrysler look like junk!

Compare say an RX300 Hybrid to the Chrysler Equivalent, it's a no brainer...and compared to an Audi...well not a chance in hell me wanting to own one compared to an Audi.

RE: Won't Buy Another Chrysler

Who in their right mind wants to buy a business where nobody wants the product?

It makes no sense Zee.

Please explain.

RE: Skype vs IMs

Feel free to add any differences i left out, be my guestrolling on the floor laughing

RE: Skype vs IMs

Bloody hell, I'm going around in circles here, i have them all!

The only difference is you can buy phones with the Skype facility already imprinted within them and can be used independently without having your computer on!

Yahoo, MSN and Gmail and others all require you to be on your computer, with a headset and microphone attached!

skype you can use a phone, or even a mobile phone (Skype) that you can call anyone on the Skype network or another phone network.

You asked the difference, and now you know....it's not a control issue...you asked a question and i told you the answer, there's a difference.....it's above...and it's a big difference....and if you don't want to use it because your happy with what you already have, then don't use it!!doh

RE: web cams

Do you mean you just sit there with your trousers around your ankles "chokin the chicken" to any woman who will look at your webcam?

Women are almost amazed when they see peoples faces you know, there shocked almost when a cam image of a mans face and he's fully dressed with trousers still on.

RE: Skype vs IMs

Very few people have my skype addy...it's preserved for people i know and call friends.

Anyway, I answered the difference between MSN Yahoo and Skype, so that should be this thread dead now!

RE: Skype vs IMs

The problem is whoever you call, will you get any sense if they answer? Whether the calls free or notrolling on the floor laughing

RE: Won't Buy Another Chrysler

There looking to try to sell it to Fiat.

Mind you if you take a look at the build quality and materials of say a Chrysler "Crossfire" you'll see it's a nasty plastic piece of junk with no headroom.

Anyone wanting to buy one of these cars is being ripped off, and other more well equipped, better made models are available.

If you want to live and die by the free market, then this is exactly what happens....crap product, that nobody wants...well it will go broke.

Rumour has it that Porshe is denying being offered for sale to the VW VAG Group.

Too many car manufacturers, and now guess what's going to happen to other parts of the company.

Vauxhall GM and others are all being touted around for sale.

Many companies use common parts,SAAB's are rebadged Chryslers in Europe with different body shells....so if thats not going to be dumped, well their soon for the scrap heap too.

Another premier German Company is a whisker away from the same situation.

So why anyone save Chrysler????????????

RE: FLIRT DIVERT

If you can't outflirt an man glued to the toilet your in serious troublerolling on the floor laughing

RE: Skype vs IMs

Mindful, you can get skype phones that you don't have to even be on your computer! Cant get easier than dialling a phone or mobile the same as what you already have but without any bill!

RE: Skype vs IMs

Yes, they all work well enough, and free calls are far better than paying for international calls.

RE: FLIRT DIVERT

So far i have what looks like melted hand marks on my toilet seat, then there's the teeth marks on the sink next to the loo.

My bathroom door keeps trying to shut as soon as the living room door opens so even the ghost in the house wants to keep me out of the bathroom.

I don't need romance, i need a corklaugh

RE: FLIRT DIVERT

Woman wanted, with cold hands, cold toilet rolls, cold/frozen peas and likes a man to stay very still for 3 dayslaugh

All takers must be able to travel to my address, and please bring a toilet roll as i'm down to the last onelaugh

Oh. and i don't want an adult romper suit, i just want to feel normal again and the burning sensation to stoplaugh

I have sudocream...and nitril gloves.......heeeeelplaugh

RE: Skype vs IMs

Skype is more robust, wont drop calls as much and you can use a skype phone without using your computer.

Other than that major advantage, it's uselesslaugh

RE: FLIRT DIVERT

Imagine that on webcam, hang on dear...i just have to sit on my potty.

That will drive the women wild with excitementrolling on the floor laughing

RE: FLIRT DIVERT

I'll flirt if you have an adult nappy, a cork and bag of peas for me to sit on, but if my voice goes quiet, it's not because i'm lost for words....or my wife came in....oh no, it's because of food poisoning and i can only run to the loo so fast with my knees held togetherlaugh

Anyone got a chilled toilet roll in the fridge?blushing

RE: FLIRT DIVERT

I can't flirt, i have diarrhoearolling on the floor laughing

RE: Dating tips for shy men

You could also mention to shy men that women really want to cut off their nuts and use them as dice.

I have a funny feeling thy will just prefer computer games after that confessionprofessor

RE: HOW do u knw its true love ?

Yes it involves a bucket of water, 24 volt battery, jump leads some rubber shoes, masking tape and a drug i won't name.

Then they will officially agree to anything, including love with camels if you ask often enoughlaugh

RE: Movie you would want him to see.....

Gladiator over Fudgepacker Mountain any dayrolling on the floor laughing

RE: Correct mistakes, But don't be self-righteous..

In some parts of Denmark it adds up to 37laugh

RE: If was not computer invented........

I have another tried and tested method, you write a note "hey you look really nice, i'd like to jump your bones" and wrap it around a brick with some string.

Then again you walk down the street in true UK hooligan mode and then throw the brick at someone.

Sometimes you can see this happening all over the world, but some people think these people are rioting, but their not...there just speed dating and their in a hurry.

RE: Things you women hate to be called by men?

Strangely i found yelling "hey ugly features" gets a major frown, especially when you do it in a bar.

Must be a common theme, as lot's of people always turn around with a frown on their face with their jaws dropped open.

RE: If was not computer invented........

Simple, the old version, where people cut their letters into a potato and then dipped the spud in ink to print something.

It's simple, cut potato in half cut into it "hey stupid, fancy going out" then dip it in ink then throw it at complete strangers in the street.

You'll get almost the same results from internet dating, but less potatoes to eat for dinnerrolling on the floor laughing

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