Yesterday marriage proposal from a recruitment consultant.
Today i went to buy a new battery charger for the laptop, left home at 3.30pm, 5 minute drive to the shop.....and i just got home less than half an hour ago!
Your probably thinking there's a woman involved, maybe alcohol, maybe a meal....oh no not me!
I find two two complete strangers in a computer store where the owners are trying to stitch up these people, so i offered on the spot to help them, and resolve their problems!
So i drive the pair back to theirs, and start about sorting out their pc, chatting up a lady at Sky on Tech support and then gradually get their new PC all working happily on the net.
The best part, they have 3 cats......and i've been invited for a roast dinner in a couple of weekends time where i will sort out the laptop once and for all!
I can't stand people being treated like fools and being extorted because they were naive and trusting of anyone.
All she has to do is go to a crowded place,Smile at every passing man, say "HI" and not be holding any leaflets and the man will stop, chat and then all she has to do is say the magic words.............................................
"how would you like to go for a drink?"
Easy, after that club him, throw him in your boot of your car, get him home, then chain him to the bed and he's all yours.
Well, i'll pop in there next week in a business suit and see if she drools, or has sobered up
After all, she might have fallen off her medication.I'm so clueless i didn't notice as i was pitching more for a decent salary to even consider checking out if she had a nice bum
Hopefully by wednesday afternoon i'll be all sorted workwise, and then see if she has got any pets
I don't think i'm in a position to be proposed to, but they were amazed i was still laughing after i explained my predicament!
I might add i didn't try to make them piss themselves, remember i was after a job....not a cleaning position, and besides...they have a wooden floor.
There's a lady from Latvia who breeds Weinemara's who gave me really useful info about the breed and even offered me help finding a local breeder in the UK.
Sometimes any forum someone maybe able to provide some hints or tips on any subject!
That's what keeps me coming in here, that and hoping Halle Berry comes in with 2 Alsations.
It's even easier when you only have one front tooth like a yocal cross eyed farmer..............like me
My night out just got cocked up, seems my mates mrs is coming home tonight, so he better be in cleaning up as his house is a state after he's been a slob for the last week.
So it's a dvd on, forums, picking fluff out my ears and knitting my own eyebrows together...........great.
Ah, ive been for so many interviews now my head spinning! More tuesday, another wednesday!The wednesday one i have a feeling they will offer me on the spot!
I really should have asked if she had an alsation, or weinemara...but i'll be back there monday to see someone else, so i'll ask her then....and check she's not blind, has teeth and isn't related to any mafia bosses.
I turned sideways and my hard-on nearly took the eye out of some poor gardener who was mowing the grass.
The streets there with the grass in the borers look manicured, just like the women who entered the building!
If in doubt if you want to meet an absolutely stunning lady, just go to Singapore Airlines offices, but drink bromide first as you might be embarrassed knocking holes through the reception desk with something that might resemble a broom handle.
You cant ask for more than the service you'd get on Singapore Airlines, there so nice and friendly you don't feel like getting on a plane will be another trial like flying with Ryannair or BA's former GO airline.
Jesus travelling to Nice via go from London Stansted was a frigging nightmare.
Avoid BA.They always seem like miserable pissed off women when i fly with them.
Then again Singapore Airlines only chose happy looking friendly people to work for them and have an age policy on the stewardesses!
I haven't seen a man on one of their flights yet
If you want a surreal sight, go to the end of the main street in singapore, where the offices are on the right hand side.
Turn left and you'll find the British Embassy, and the Russian one!
Strangely i cant remember what was to the right of Singapore Airlines offices, must have been because of all the tall absolutely stunning women and i had brain failure i think?
Morning dear! Oh i know some people will post anything, but some things people post will be untrue or not and people will disbelieve anything!
Look at me for instance, or you...weve been very open about what happened to us,,,but some will probably question if i even have a child, or whether i nearly snuffed it last year
Frankly i take the position of i will post anything, so if someone sees ive been through something bad, and their going through say a nightmare and can see i am open and will discuss it, it will help others to gain the confidence to talk to other people, desensitise themselves against their predicament and this maybe exactly what they need to help them when they are at their lowest eb.
I speak from experience, and i've helped a few people as a result from making a terrible mistake and just because i posted and they feltable to talk to a stranger!
That's why i do it, and if it helps just one person me sharing my experience then it's worth it!
I should point out posting peoples emails in the forums is against the rules and will likely result in a temporary ban or a reminder from the site that this isn't allowed!
From looking at the email as well, if that's rude nasty mail then, erm i'd like to show you some of the stuff i've gotten in the past!
A good idea if you want to disagree with someone is to do it privately via email....and clear the air, not make things worse on the forums!
RobbieM Forum Posts (4,553)
I'm on a roll............
Yesterday marriage proposal from a recruitment consultant.Today i went to buy a new battery charger for the laptop, left home at 3.30pm, 5 minute drive to the shop.....and i just got home less than half an hour ago!
Your probably thinking there's a woman involved, maybe alcohol, maybe a meal....oh no not me!
I find two two complete strangers in a computer store where the owners are trying to stitch up these people, so i offered on the spot to help them, and resolve their problems!
So i drive the pair back to theirs, and start about sorting out their pc, chatting up a lady at Sky on Tech support and then gradually get their new PC all working happily on the net.
The best part, they have 3 cats......and i've been invited for a roast dinner in a couple of weekends time where i will sort out the laptop once and for all!
I can't stand people being treated like fools and being extorted because they were naive and trusting of anyone.
I can't be just me who helps complete strangers?
I wonder what tomorrow will bring?????????