RE: Bed

haha seconded. We have snow forecast this weekend. Yay, bring on the pillows! I may not get out of bed at ALL rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Bed

King size, can't remember (Slumberland? something like that) and a firm mattress, don't like soft.

Pillows, yeesh, I have about 20. The perfect pillow exists, I just haven't found it yet.

I don't keep all 20 on the bed unless I am having a really, really self-indulgent weekend. It does mean a guest would be pretty hard to please if they couldn't find one they liked, though. grin

May even be time to go to it ...

RE: An extension of Kaybees cats cats cats

I'm giggling hysterically over the Note to self about playing lullabies rolling on the floor laughing

and falling asleep even as I roll to the floor ... wave

RE: Friends without benefits

Oh that's okay then.

And stock up on the blue one.

RE: Friends without benefits

Whoa, young fella. Re-read your thread. You don't want any part of this. scold

RE: Woman on the train

I was going to say that rolling on the floor laughing she went for the safe fatherly option.

RE: Friends without benefits

Guess this 6-pack and the 100 dollars cash will need another home, then. moping

RE: Friends without benefits

OK.

RE: Say anything to the person above u (in respect limits)

Colour me impressed at the quality of your kids. I love mine but doubt I could raise a fiver on her, she's in-yer-face bossy.

The apple didn't fall far from that tree ... innocent

RE: Say anything to the person above u (in respect limits)

That's a date. You pick the spot, you know the best places, Dream will bring the picnic, I'll eat everything in sight rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Say anything to the person above u (in respect limits)

That is so going to happen. One of these days. My Premium bonds HAVE to do that million quid payout sooner or later, I've been oh so patient!

hug

RE: Say anything to the person above u (in respect limits)

just looked at your profile, nice photos. What do you do around water, look at it? Ride rapids? Fish?

RE: Business Networking

Suddenly I can see what you're looking for, and LinkedIn isn't the answer either. Don't know what it is, but good luck finding it. Watering with ocean water - not a clue, but you want to find people who know. And hope some of them are single. handshake

RE: Genuine Unsolicited Compliments

Also a Scottish one - knocked on a door to drop off a mis-delivered parcel and the pre-teen who answered the door turned and shouted to his mum 'there's a lassie to see you'.

Lassie. I wanted to put him in my WILL.

I score big-time with little boys. I let 2 throw my dog's ball for a while in the park, about 10 minutes later they came panting up behind us with some wildflowers they'd picked for me. Aw!

RE: Why are you still single?

Funny I know why other people are still single. Some because they haven't a clue what they really want, they have no idea how to judge character and, AND, are not only inherently dishonest, they lie to THEMSELVES wow

Easy to look at someone else and know why. As to why I am, well, that's one of life's ongoing mysteries.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

I thought he was referring to me and called him on it. Maybe we're all wondering. uh oh

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

I've been flowered and am now being chatted up by an unbelievably (no, really) good-looking guy.

I thanked him for the flower but said I wasn't interested.

He said he was looking for a friend. Why? I asked. I'm a long, long way from the US

And now he thinks he has hooked me and is reeling me in. Long passionate loving message. Spelling and grammar helps but it so isn't everything. Fark off, ya berk.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

You have parents? Then I shan't be proposing on the 29th. Mothers-in-law make me nervous. help

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

Two. comfort

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

How very dare you.

(Goes in search of a hairbrush).

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

and yet you wrote that well. Didn't just say 'garn yore a snob i wont waist time on u.'

confused

RE: Am i invisible?

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RE: Am i invisible?

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RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

Accidentally, of course.

Ancient joke about that. Guy apologizes, 'if your heart is as soft and warm as your bosom, you'll forgive me.'

She eyes him, says 'if your elbow is as hard as' - damn. Forgot the punchline.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

Everybody to the blogs. Your input is requested on a knotty issue. Theng yew.

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

Oh aye. It's not unlike putting on a clean shirt for first meeting. If you ignore those handy little spellcheck lines under the words and just spew out hi i reely like yore pics i think were soulmates , don't expect to get back a lot of replies. Why do you even write to someone who makes it clear in their profile that they can spell? It obviously matters to them!
confused

Oh and don't get me started on upper and lower case. Really. If you don't see yourself as worth a capital i, why should I? rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Could correct Grammar and Spelling increase Your Dating Chances?

Yoda you are! wow

RE: women post in my thread but dont email/flower me coz

Because you describe the sacred art of lovemaking as banging dat woman snooty

It just sounds so - noisy. And unappealing. cool

RE: A new bad joke for all

Oh well if it is size jokes - a short spiritualist who had conned a lot of gullible people out of a lot of money escaped from jail. The search is on for a small medium at large.

Dressing up - do you, would you?

Letting the colour do its own thing, but yup, need a cut. Well, a trim. Best boy likes long hair, he's such a cliche. grin

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