Elegsabiff Forum Posts (695)

RE: Narcissist

ah but those from the blogs are sneaking across ..

be afraid. Be very afraid

RE: LDR behaviours

Damn, KN, I missed your flying visit. I miss YOU! visit more often

RE: LDR behaviours

Aye, that'll be right.

RE: LDR behaviours

Agreed. I've been in an LDR before and you get fatalistic about it. If, IF, one of you suddenly meets someone even better suited and right next door, so be it. The odds against are gigantic.

And at least you live in the same country most of the time, relocation isn't an issue for either one.

And the ex is safe because he is already done and dusted as a possible and was kept as a friend. Right? Right.

If she's for you, she won't go by you.

RE: Do guys prefer high or low maintenance women? explain answer

Not a classic car fan, then. The trick is to get a good car from the start, then watch it get better, rarer and more valuable with age.

Your mates are always going to sni**er about an old banger

That's both ways, by the way, male or female. Hold out for a car you'll be proud to be driving in 20 years time, look after it well, and your motoring problems are over for life.

RE: Do guys prefer high or low maintenance women? explain answer

Right! Got to check it tastes good, if you are feeding people you love, right?

Sheesh, some people are so judgemental.

RE: Do guys prefer high or low maintenance women? explain answer

That's a bit like saying home-cooked with love. Translation 'I licked the spoon and carried on using it'

RE: Write a famous person or celebrity begining with the last letter of the one above

Luciano Pavarotti

RE: Women : Are you high or low maintance..& why?

High maintenance. As to why, it wasn't deliberate choice. Just the way things turned out.

I'm NOT materialistic, though. I need a LOT of attention to be completely happy, but also need my space and not to be bothered when I am engrossed in something.

It's a wonder I'm single, really.

Thanking my stars there are men out there who like high maintenance women because of the high returns and I found one.

Are you sociable at Christmas?

Just a shot in the dark here, but have you been invited to a lot of Christmas parties this year?

Could help if you promised cross your heart no pranks ...

Are you sociable at Christmas?

Come to Mike's. Bring your apron. Gonna be a party

Are you sociable at Christmas?

You got Christmas all wrapped up. I like it.

Are you sociable at Christmas?

You've been on sunless seas. Have a good Christmas this year and may every one continue to find you in better and better places

Are you sociable at Christmas?

Pedro you have come a hell of a long way in 5 years

Are you sociable at Christmas?

the success of your festivities is GUARANTEED

Are you sociable at Christmas?

I call my dishwasher Dorcas

Last time I went to daughter's I had the choice of

(a) watching her dotty gran like a hawk before she could put toothpaste in her hair, her knickers on over her clothes, or sit on anyone's lap seductively

or

(b) making the bread sauce, the brandy butter, laying the table, wrapping the last few presents, walking the dog, and opening the wine. I was exhausted. Fell asleep face first into the brandy butter. I do make extremely good brandy butter. Maybe all the taste-testing added to the exhaustion ...

Are you sociable at Christmas?

Tomcat

And of course none of them pull down into the reply. But they are AWESOME.

Are you sociable at Christmas?

Have a drink together here over the holiday and sneer at all those too hot and bothered to take a quiet 5 minutes on line?

Are you sociable at Christmas?

YAY but that was another reason to avoid going down to daughter's, she has the whole tribe at hers and would expect me to pitch in and help. I'm a terrible mum ...

Are you sociable at Christmas?

4 days off work for me before I plunge back into the delights of financial year end

Tell me about commercial - bought the dog's presents yesterday, yikes, cost a fortune. The cat will have to settle for a squeaky mouse.

Are you sociable at Christmas?

Ha, that's a top plan, but maybe you should stumble from house to house having a course at each? less cooking / washing up but okay, more stumbling. On the other hand, your way you do stay warm

Are you sociable at Christmas?

Pucker up then

LOVE the emoticon!

Are you sociable at Christmas?

And how far down does your hair go?

Are you sociable at Christmas?

Widdershins? Throw us some shapes, darling.

Are you sociable at Christmas?

Darling, if you squint and the lights are low enough, I even look a little like Joanna Lumley. I'm absolutely fabulous.

Are you sociable at Christmas?

Thank you sweetie, and your Christmas does sound like a good one

Are you sociable at Christmas?

All that hail-fellow-well-met and aren't we having FUN? *shudder*

Are you sociable at Christmas?

Interesting, lots of views, a few votes, no comments. Usually polls go the other way.

Green with envy because I managed to duck the happy families get-together? Or so sorry for me you daren't even risk a hug in case I break down in tears?

How little you know me

RE: What's in your mind part 28

Hey, Molly please message me. I can't message you, I'm blocked and you had said you'd read something for me, 'member?

RE: What's in your mind part 28

Hey, Molly please message me. I can't message you, I'm blocked and you had said you'd read something for me, 'member?