1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
4. Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
6. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
7. All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
8. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
9. All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwarzkopf.
10. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.
11. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
12. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
13. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
14. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
15. If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
16. If you're dating a man who you think might be "Mr. Right," if he a) got older, b) got a new job, or c) visited a psychiatrist, you are in for a nasty surprise. The cocoon-to-butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies.
17. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
18. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
19. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.
20. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
21. Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
22. If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget... he didn't lose your number... he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
23. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
24. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
25. Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
26. Men forget everything; women remember everything.
27. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened
Japanese hotel room - You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid
Paris hotel elevator - Please leave your values at the front desk
Tokyo hotel - It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not read this notice
Bucharest hotel - The list is being fixed for the next day. During this time you will be unbearable
Leipzig elevator - Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up
Athens hotel - Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily
Belgrade elevator - To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving then going alphabetically in national order.
Sarajevo hotel - The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid
Moscow hotel - You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday
Swiss menu - Our wines leave you nothing to hope for
Hong Kong tailors shop - Ladies may have a fit upstairs
Bangkok dry cleaners - Drop your trousers here for best results
Paris dress shop - Dresses for street walking
Rhodes tailor shop - Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation
Hong Kong advert - Teeth extracted by the latest methodists
Rome laundary - Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time
Swiss mountain inn - Special today... no ice cream
Copenhagen airline - We take your bags and send them in all directions
Moscow hotel - If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it
Norwegian lounge - Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar
Tokyo shop - Our nylons cost more than common but they are better for the long run
Acapulco hotel - The manager has personally passed all the water served here
If you want a "normal" Tourist holiday, you can go to every popular country. In these standardized hotel and beaches and and and it doesn't matter where you are. Book a package holiday all will be fine.
But if you are looking for the real, for what is happening in the world and if you wanna see what is actually happening, go to the "poor" countrys. Go to Africa, some countrys in near East or South America and Asia.
I haven't many contact with my mother. Because I don't know her very well. My Mother is in a mental hospital, she is like a little child. She can't remenber if I'm talking with her.
Yes, in one way it is a programing... But nobody has compelled us to this. We have let this happened. Most ppl dont wanna think... Because if they do this, from this moment they can see that life is just a fake... a theater... noting more.. but it is better to close the eyes and life the life like evrey day else...
I can see only a few ppl in this world, who wanna think and wanna change something... but what to change and how?... what is the better "system"?
We have in our country many good things... If i take your example with gas.. We have alternative energies... solar, natural gas etc... we have many bio-food... but only a few use it... because it coasts a little bit more as normal things... all say that they want change the world... but only without loosing comfort ... Many of us are thinking about the´situation... they arent stupid or programmed... only to comfotable... if I pay 3 $ more for a vagetable and I buy 3 vagetables per week I cant buy me something else... ppl here think, but many of themsay why should I cange something if my neighbor is changing nothing... what can I do alone... and if the others dont changing something why should I do? I thing many ppl would have a change, but other should do this... all can chance, if I dont lose my way of life... Yes, we are all ignorant... and nobody accept, that they are part of the whole world... and that they are also responsibly of all whats happened.
I think wil still have a good life in our industrial countries. We have a life which is to good... yes, we are all angry about high gas-prices or food-prices, but we are still paiing for these things, doesnt matter what it coasts. We are to comfortable in our own little world to change something... We all have our luxeries... and the only thing why we are moaning is,that we can lost a few of our benefits. Most of us are to " good" to walk 5 minutes or some of us say that they havent the time to walk to the market... but wha did you lost? drive 1 Minute with the car or walk 10 Minutes ang meet ppl and see the world... Our time is to frantic and to much self-orientated. Nobody will provide something to an other... only they have a advantage from this provide. Yes all is getting higher in the price... but what did we lose in relation to other ppl in this world? Of course our govourments are corupt and "little ppl or workers " have nothing to say... but we have still our appartments, our foods, our tv, our cars, our playstations, our expensive hairdresser our marche waer, our McDonals etc... we all have a good life... for the gas, we are paying 1,60€ for a liter , its ca 7,50$ -8 for a gallon, and all are still driving with the car.. why? Because they have still the money... of course they cant fly 2 times a yoea in hollidays or cant by the newest TV or cellphone... but they have enough money for food and for energy and appartment and for the gas.. nobody will take the bus or train, because they want wait 30 minutes to the bus....
Yes, Ihave a bible at home, and yes I have read this bibkle. Also I have read the Coran and jewesh and Buddhistic words. But Ic cant understand why ppl belive in a fairytale? How much of the bibke is true autentic words do you think? Only a little bit. The Bible, for example, is a very old book, and one should have read them(it) at least sometimes.It is no Original text. She became from more than 5000 single works together. In the year 370 instructed the pope Damasus I the dalmatian Hieronymus to join everything to one book. Called in the beginning : The Vulgata. The secretary of the pope changed these Vulgata then at more then 3500 places. For example, Hieronymus mentions the Trinity from the first letter Johannes in none of his duplicates. But in book, which was presented to the Conzil by Trento this passage is included. Even theologians see, in the meantime, in it a forgery. On 15.01.1897 there was a papal decree that the Trinity belong to the steady component of the new testament and the change was inspired by the holy mind. And already everything was good again. This is only a recording of 1000 changes. Who is in this the concept of a true god? I dunno, I think ppl need a higher character to apoligy thier own failures. Its easier to belief that some "god" will save us as to take the own life in your own hands and make the best of your life. You can sit in your home and prey for a better life, but no one will knock on your door and will change your life.. only you alone can do this.. and for this you dont need a "construct of a higher power or maybe you will call it god. maybe I cant see it, but please ell me, if i'm wrong what is the meaning of a thing like god.. what did it changed in your life what you couldn't do by your own power?
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have money and time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is an absolutely highlight on every party."
But at which point is someone overweight? Who defines what is normal or what is to thin or to thick? I don't know.... what would it be for a world when everybody looks similar...
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