Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, saved more money, and had all the hot water to herself. She watched chick flicks, not football, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in tracksuit pants, and burped, and farted all the timeā¦
Why is it so much impossible for some religious people ( not only Christians, I mean all Religions and ways of believing. And I don´t mean all people who are believing in their way of faith. I mean only a few fanatics) to accept other meanings beside their own? Every believe has a beginning, based on other believing . And every faith ( in god, Jesus, Allah or science, etc) isn´t 100% true or right. Every believer should accept that all is made by man, and man make mistakes.
Why is it so hard to think about the own believe in a open minded way and look at all these story's without embarrassment? I don't say that a religious ppl should adopt my way of life and I also would not like if somebody else try to put their believing in me.
How would be our world without diversity of people, meanings, belief's and ways of life?
Why are some people fanatic in such a unbelievable way, that all other opinion would get attacked and the person who has a other belief would get affronted and derided? People with other opinions where getting attack, only for saying that all should look with a open eye on the world.
Is our faith and belief so breakable and instable , if somebody looks on this with a open mind, that you blight it before someone can do this?
I think, if someone has a deeply faith, he has nobody and no other belief to to apprehend and can talking about other opinions without attacking. Only people with a faintly fear other opinions and beliefs.
OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care". You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.
51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once, someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.
41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding, someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.
21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.
UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.
that helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees.
It's only 10 simple questions, so ... grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers
1. When do you feel your best? 1. in the morning 2. during the afternoon & and early evening 3. late at night
2. You usually walk 1. fairly fast, with long steps 2. fairly fast, with little steps 3. less fast head up, looking the world in the face 4. less fast, head down 5. very slowly
3. When talking to people you 1. stand with your arms folded 2. have your hands clasped 3. have one or both your hands on your hips 4. touch or push the person to whom you are talking 5. play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair
4. When relaxing, you sit with 1. your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side 2. your legs crossed 3. your legs stretched out or straight 4. one leg curled under you
5. When something really amuses you, you react with 1. a big, appreciative laugh 2. a laugh, but not a loud one 3. a quiet chuckle 4. a sheepish smile
6. When you go to a party or social gathering 1. make a loud entrance so everyone notices you 2. make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know 3. make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed
7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted; do you ... 1. welcome the break 2. feel extremely irritated 3. vary between these two extremes
8. Which of the following colors do you like most? 1. Red or orange 2. black 3. yellow or light blue 4. green 5. dark blue or purple 6. white 7. brown or gray
9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie 1. stretched out on your back 2. stretched out face down on your stomach 3. on your side, slightly curled 4. with your head on one arm 5. with your head under the covers
10. You often dream that you are 1. falling 2. fighting or struggling 3. searching for something or somebody 4. flying or floating 5. you usually have dreamless sleep 6. your dreams are always pleasant
I just would not reply anything in these threads again, because I think you don´t accept nothing besides you.
But first you ask a question to all here, and after people post their answers and own opinions here you attack them, you say that these peoples life is a lie and you call others false prophets.
You have asked and if people give other answers, if you would hear, you say these people should go away, they should go and you want not know what their opinions are? How Christian is that?
I´m normally not a gal who judges people, or attack people so directly, but in your case with your arrogance I could do it in a other way.
How gives you the right to judge and attack people for a different believing?
When I remember me right, is haughtiness a capital sin in Christianity.
I take the multitudes of Universes, it is more probable and logical for me.
And Buster, good thread! Every new culture increases from an other. And the legends, believing , faith and the whole history of the old culture dosn´t disappear from one day of another. Every new being culture has taken things from the old and has chance it and put it in their own. A culture and their believing can not disappear without leave one's mark. Best example are many kinds of myth, which exist since hundreds of years, they were told from parents to their children and and trough the years these myth have been chanced, but they still exists.
Everything is based on another thing, and I also think that the christianity is based of many ancient cultures and religions.
I think we would have a progressing climate change. And we all would be right in the middle of it.
Technical stuff is getting modern and computer are in every area of our life. Some disease maybe are curably. But I dosn´t think that this can be in the next ten years.
* Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben good boy all yeer. YeR FReND, BiLLy
Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawn care specialist. How 'bout I send you a book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell! Santa
* Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah
Dear Sarah, You're parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa
* Dear Santa, I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year! Love, Joey
Dear Joey, Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with. Santa
* Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy, What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the baby-sitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Santa
So you have had trouble with your neighbours? Can't stand then, in fact?
Well, now that you've found out that they are moving, here's some bon voyage lines you can send them:
* It would have been nice not knowing you
* Have a bad one
* We'll really miss you -not
* Life will never be the same without you. Now we can get some sleep.
* Thanks for all the things you haven't done. What you did was enough.
* Please keep the chainsaw. Use it on someone else.
* You have really been the best - at adding dis to orderly.
* You qualify as the junk in the mailbox.
* We'd love to have you visit - here's our address in Siberia.
* So you're going to a new neighbourhood? Remember - their loss is our gain.
* Goodbye - we hear Alcatraz has an excellent school.
* The crime rate has gone down, thanks to the number of times we had to call the cops.
* Thanks for being such bad neighbours. I worried so much I didn't have to diet to lose weight, didn't have to add extra bran to my food, never had to buy alcohol (there was always enough in the air), always knew the latest hits, and going to work became a lot more pleasurable.
* Goodbye, and good luck in terrorizing some new neighbors.
* You're moving? Please don't touch a thing. We'll clean it up. (Horror films start shooting in a week)
The Christmas tree isn´t a device of Christianity. It comes from pre-Christian cultures.
On winter solstice the ppl decorated their houses with fir branch. Christianity has only this taken over.
Wikipedia says to this :
With likely origins in European pre-Christian cultures, the Christmas tree has gained an extensive history and become a common sight during the winter season in various countries. Patron trees (for example, the Irminsul, Thor's Oak and the figurative Yggdrasil) held special significance for the ancient Germanic tribes, appearing throughout historic accounts as sacred symbols and objects. According to Adam of Bremen, in Scandinavia the Germanic pagan kings sacrificed nine males (the number nine is a significant number in Norse mythology) of each species at the sacred groves every ninth year.
According to Church records, Saint Boniface (who, also according to Church records, had felled the Thor's Oak) attempted to Christianise the indigenous Germanic tribes by introducing the notion of trinity by using the cone-shaped evergreen trees because of their triangular appearance.
Other notable traditions in relation to Christmas have also been derived from Germanic paganism, including the Yule log, Christmas ham, Yule Goat, stuffing stockings, elements of Santa Claus and his nightly ride through the sky, and surviving elements of Pre-Christian Alpine traditions.
Throughout all the ages, evergreen plants were used for decoration in the winter, from laurel, mistle or conifer, and trees had a cultural importanc
* Humor makes the mind go round. * A joke a day keeps the therapist at bay. * Laughing with your enemy makes for peace. * Laughing at your enemy makes for war. * Start off each day with a laugh. * The devil doesn't do humor. * You can always teach an old dog a new joke. * Humor makes time happy. * Never laugh at another's misfortunes. They may return the disfavor. * A false laugh betrays a false soul. * Lovers love a laugh. * The big picture is best framed by good humor. * Beware the person who does not smile. They would have you as unhappy as themselves. * Believing you are superior means you do not know what makes the other person laugh. * There's many a laugh twixt the lip and the quip. * Everyone is 99.9% identical. Laugh gloriously about that instead of killing over the 0.1%
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?
The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension. Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother".
The fairy godmother replied "it is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?"
Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life. With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered...
A couple is lying in bed........
The man says, "I am going to make you the Happiest woman in the world."The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"