* 2 cups flour * 1 stick butter * 1 cup of water * 1 tsp baking soda * 1 cup of sugar * 1 tsp salt * 1 cup of brown sugar * Lemon juice * 4 large eggs Nuts * 1 bottle tequila * 2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
A Catholic man dies and goes to heaven, when he gets there, the attendant says, welcome, you'll be in room 21, but be very quiet when you walk past room 8.
A rabbi dies and goes to heaven, and the attendant greets him and says, welcome, you'll be in room 22, but be very quiet when you walk past room 8.
A Buddhist nun dies and goes to heaven and the attendant greets her and says, welcome, you'll be in room 23, but be very quiet when you walk past room 8.
The three of them happen to meet, and they're all wondering about room 8 when they see the attendant walk by. They grab him, he asks them how they're doing, and they say, oh, we're all very happy here, but we were wondering about room 8 and why we had to be so quiet when we went past it.
The attendant says, oh, those are the Mormons, they think they're the only ones here.
lol You haven´t read my post in the right way? Haven´t you. Maybe I hit the nail on the hat. Do you really thing that I will that you should believe what I believe. If I would that, the would I be bigoted like some others. No, never I would that someone follow a blind faith. And yes, I´m out of the, how did you told it, dark ages.
Believe what you want, I´m happy with all.
And if you have found the one , who does have the priority of the real truth, please, he should post here.
I believe in truth, in my truth. Nobody can´t to force their believing of truth upon others. These was tried a billion times in history. And all what came trough this was war, death and oppression. Nobody has the priority of the real truth. Nobody has any evidences for their own truth.
Let ppl be what they wanna be and what they wanna believe. For me, I have my faith, and everybody else can have his faith. I let the others believe what they want,but they should let me believe what I want.
No, then I have to buy a gift for the guy too. And I must cook for him and spend time with him! Only for a gift. And I don´t know what I get from him? Maybe it is not that what I want? Better I buy my own gift.
yes, and I have find my truth, that god not exist. And others believe in their truth of horoscopes. You can´t say that the fortune teller is a lie, because for these people is it the real truth.
It is good, that every ppl has a different faith. Nobody to claim the real truth for oneself.
Everybody should known itself what he wants to believe.
For example, In my case I think that you believe in a lie. But thats only my opinion. And some ppl believe the same like me, and others not.
Every faith ( dosn´t matter in what) is a own personal abandonment.
But who tells what is a lie and what is the truth? For one person is god the truth, for other is it horoscopes, for others is it natural mysiks, and for others is it nothing?
* I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people * How can I miss you if you won't go away? * Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not. * If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap, and easy! * Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. * Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen! * If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen! * Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off! * Out of estrogen, and I have a gun! * Next mood swing: 6 minutes * Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it! * Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time! * Do not start with me. You will not win. * You have the right to remain silent. So please shut up. * All stressed out, and no one to choke!
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RE: What does Christmas mean to you?
For me, nothing. I don´t celebrate it. Day like any other.