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RE: In my pants

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Micheal Jackson


"Beat it" in my pants

RE: In my pants

Tina Turner


"Goldeneye" in my pants. rolling on the floor laughing

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Guns N´Roses

"Don´t cry" in my pants

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Bon Jovi


"Dry Country" in my pants

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Deep purple


"Smoke on the water" in my pants

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Jennifer Lopez


"Do It Well" in my pants rolling on the floor laughing

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Rihanna



"Don't Stop The Music" in my pants

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Beatles


"Sargent Pepper" in my pants

RE: IVE JUST DISCOVERED IM A RASCIST BIGOT AND AM SO HAPPY

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Someone has forgot to lock the door from the Pharmacy-shop today.

RE: IVE JUST DISCOVERED IM A RASCIST BIGOT AND AM SO HAPPY

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RE: signs of the zodiac

>PISCES - The Partner for Life
>Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last
>word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around.Extremely weird but in a
>good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she
>wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

yes sounds like me. applause

Frustration

Do homework by frustration..... thumbs up

confused

But now I know, why my house is so clean. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Frustration

Good point

Frustration

Tired, but ok.

Frustration

Hi hello! wave

Good to see you. How r u ?

Frustration

If you are frustrated, what is for you the best way to let him out?

Screaming, pushing something on the wall, eating........

RE: do u like it FAST or SLOW and steady...?

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I agree 100%.

RE: are you a taker or a giver.

I´m more the giver.

But taken can sometimes also be very nice. grin

RE: Does the SIZE matter...?

The only size that matters for me is the size of intellect of a man.

RE: do u like it FAST or SLOW and steady...?

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RE: "Cyclone SIDR" !!!!!!! WE will again rise ................

I´m so sorry about this. I wish all in the country the best. I hope all will turn right soon. Be strong! handshake

RE: Are You Heading in the Right Direction

Not really.

I let life happen. Sometimes there comes good things, sometimes not. Thats life.

Plan all ? No. The most things are mostly happen others as you planned it.

You Know You're Too Hi-Tech If

You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.

You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

You call your son's beeper to let him know that it is time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.

You chat several times a day with someone from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.

Your daughter just bought a single CD of all the records your college roommate used to play.

Your grandmother clogs up your email inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses.

You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.

You've printed this out and are reading it in the "library."

RE: I am ashamed of the RCMP.

I agree, that the police is needed. I though, the reason that such things happen is, that officer are also feared. To make a decision of right or wrong in a few seconds.

By the way, in Germany is it not allowed that the police or security to wear teaser. Because people would rather shoot an taser as a weapon and the risk to kill people thoughtlessly is to high. The only which are wearing Taser, is a special unit.

RE: I am ashamed of the RCMP.

Yes, he has thrown the laptop and he has raised a chair. I have seen the whole video. But this was only because they would look them and he would look for his mother. Raising the chair for defense. There where many weaponed officers around him. Have you looked in his face as he had done this? I don´t believe, that he would hurt somebody.
Ok, this is only this what I think. And how would you react in such a situation? Unknown country, unknown language, you lost someone and instead of help you getting locked?

RE: I am ashamed of the RCMP.

I have heard from this. I find this unbelievable. The only reason for tasering was, that he was a little bit excited about losing his mother in the terminal hall. He was just looking at her and nobody could understand his language. A few years ago, htey had called a Interpreter and would be good.
Now it is, first shot and then ask. I can´t understand such a proceed. frustrated frustrated

RE: hey

Welcome Isreal! Have Fun !! cheering cheering wave

What Men Really Mean

Good morning to you too. wave

What Men Really Mean

"It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.

"We're going to be late."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"It's a really good movie."
Really means...."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."

"That's women's work."
Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"You know how bad my memory is."
"Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it."
Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"

"I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."

RE: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

cheering Happy Birthday ! cheering

party happy birthday

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