Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently.
HIS:
Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air. Pulls up to a 7 -11. Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky. Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway. Gets back into car. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was. Almost hits a deer. Curses the night. Curses you. Curses the large slurpee. Drives and fiddles with radio. Yells at you for suggesting the map again. Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway. He hates your sister. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel. He had to look up pernicious. Couldn't find a dictionary. Finally found a dictionary. Couldn't spell pernicious. Seethes at the memory of it all. But she is laughing inside.. And of course you're still lost.
I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
I don't like dying things. For me are flowers dying plants and I don't like it to get dead things. I like it more if the flowers are in a plant pot or in the garden.
Comes a woman in a bookstore and asking the saleswoman : " Did you have the book "The innocent" ?" The saleswoman is looking around but didn't find it. After a few minutes she asking her man in the backroom: " Karl did you have the innocent?" He reply: " If you don't have they in the your front I don't have they in my back neither!"
A man comes in a book store. He asked the saleswoman: " I'm looking for the book ´The husband- the boss in the house´." The saleswoman reply: " Sorry sir, but we don't have book of fairy-tales."
I have ecofriendly energy, I recycle all ( in Germany is it normal to recycle), we have solar panels for the warm water, I don't use a car I take the train or the bus, my fridge my cockle etc have a high energy save mode, I only turn the light on if I need it. I don't use any electrical in standby, I turn all it off. I try to by fruits and vegetables and some other food from my area, not from across the half world. I bye my milk and water etc in glass bottles not in plastic bottles. I don't bye plastic bags, I use cloth bag.
Joey was a great guy with wonderful qualities except for unbelievably stinky feet. Sharon was a fabulous gal with everything going for her except her terrible breath. Because of these qualities neither dared to date anyone.
When they met, however, they knew they were right for each other. As the relationship grew neither could reveal their embarrassing features to each other. When Joey wanted to kiss her, Sharon would decline. Sharon would want to take long walks on the beach but Joey would refuse.
Later they decided to get married and in their hotel room the moment that comes to all newlyweds had arrived. Sharon decided to reveal her secret and said' "Joey there is something I must tell you. I..."
A man had to attend a large convention in Chicago. On this particular trip he decided to bring his wife. When they arrived at their hotel and were shown to their room, the man said: "You rest here while I register - I'll be back within an hour."
The wife lies down on the bed... just then, an elevated train passes by very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she's thrown out of the bed. Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down once more. Again a train shakes the room so violently, she's pitched to the floor.
Exasperated, she calls the front desk, asks for the manager. The manager says he'll be right up. The manager (naturally) is sceptical but the wife insists the story is true.
"Look,... lie here on the bed - you'll be thrown right to the floor!"
So he lies down next to the wife... Just then the husband walks in. "What," he says, "are you doing here?"
The manager replies: "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"
I don't thing it is meaningless. Evolution is to improve oneself with every generation. And we all have a meaning. With our actings and the consequences of it we are learning and got wiser. And this helps us to teach the generations after us. We all leave one's mark of ourself. be it in our children, in our actings or speakings, someone is writing a book or making a artwork or something else. And all these things will influence the humans in the future. Our words and our acts in our whole life have a lasting effect on different person who we have met.
I´m back
After a long period of beeing away, now I'm back.....I had missed you all... and thx for all the mails and flowers...
I had a few hard months... lost my job, found a new in an other city and I had to chance my location...
And in my new apartment there wasn't internet until yesterday... ( I hate Phone-companys!!!!)
Big huge for all of you....