I use firefox, had many problems with internet explorer. above all with internet explorer 7. Many programs had a problem after installing them. I have delete Internet explorer and only use firefox. Had tried netscape few weeks ago, but haven't problems with this side. He could't show me the forums and the profiles.
This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place and he takes a seat at the bar.
"This is a nice place. I've never been here before," he says to the guy next to him.
"Oh, really?" the other replies. "It is a nice place. It's also a very special bar."
"Why is that?" the first guy asks.
"Well, do you see that painting on the far wall? That's an original Van Gogh, and this stool I'm sitting on was on the Titanic."
"Gee, that's amazing!" says the first guy.
"Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out you'll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you're pushed back up."
"No way! That's impossible," the guy scoffs.
"Not at all. Take a look," the other man replies, and with that the walks over to the window and opens it.
He climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops 10... 20...30...40... 50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through the window.
"See? It's fun. You should try it," he says.
"Try it?! I don't even believe I saw it!" the first man shouts.
"It's easy. Watch, I'll do it again." And with that, he falls out the window again. He drops 10... 20... 30... 40... 50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh! He comes right back up and sails back through the window.
"Give it a try. It's a blast," he says.
"Well what the heck, I'll give it a try," the first man says, and proceeds to fall out the window. He falls 10... 20...30...40... 50...60...70...80...90...100 feet and Splat!! He ends up as road pizza on the sidewalk.
After watching this, the second guy casually closes the window, heads back to the bar, and orders a drink. The bartender arrives with the drink and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk."
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are some resolutions that you can actually accomplish! Enjoy! :-)
* Read less. * Put on at least 30 pounds. * Stop exercising. Waste of time. * Watch more TV. * New Years Resolutions * Procrastinate more. * Drink. Drink some more. * Start being superstitious. * Spend more time at work. * Stop bringing lunch from home: Eat out more.
* Throw out nonessential numbers; this list includes age, weight and height. * Keep only cheerful friends; the grouches pull you down. If you really need a grouch, there are probably family members who fill that need. * Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Just never let the brain idle. * Enjoy the simple things.... When the children are young, that is all that you can afford. When they are in college, that is all that you can afford. When they are grown, and you are on retirement, that is all that you can afford! * Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. Laugh so much that you can be tracked in the store by your distinctive laughter. * The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with you your entire life is you. * Surround yourself with what you love, whether it is family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. * Cherish your health. If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. * Don't take guilt trips. Go to the mall, take a trip to visit friend, the next county, a foreign country, but not guilt. * Tell the people you love, that you love them, at every opportunity.
Remember - Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Hours mean no more or less than years. A moment is a point with no dimension. People count to undermine their fears, Persuaded numbers lead to comprehension. Yet time is an illusion of our motion,
No realer than the rising of the sun. Each line we draw rests on a restless ocean, Way, way beyond the scope of more than One.
Years do not begin and never end Except for purposes of calibration. A need to share our yearnings, friend to friend, Requires just one point of celebration.
For all people here on CS............
I wish a Happy New Year. May all be great for you in the new year.
Don’t you know They’re talkin’ bout a revolution It sounds like a whisper Don’t you know They’re talkin’ about a revolution It sounds like a whisper
While they’re standing in the welfare lines Crying at the doorsteps of those armies of salvation Wasting time in the unemployment lines Sitting around waiting for a promotion
Don’t you know They’re talkin’ bout a revolution It sounds like a whisper Poor people gonna rise up And get their share Poor people gonna rise up And take what’s theirs
Don’t you know You better run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run Oh I said you better Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run
Finally the tables are starting to turn Talkin’ bout a revolution Finally the tables are starting to turn Talkin’ bout a revolution Talkin’ bout a revolution
While they`re standing in the welfare lines Crying at the doorsteps of those armies of salvation Wasting time in the unemployment lines Sitting around waiting for a promotion
Don’t you know They’re talkin’ bout a revolution It sounds like a whisper
Finally the tables are starting to turn Talkin’ bout a revolution Finally the tables are starting to turn Talkin’ bout a revolution Talkin’ bout a revolution Talkin’ bout a revolution
Yesterday was a million years ago In all my past lives I played an a**hole Now I found you, it's almost too late And this earth seems obliviating We are trembling in our crutches High and dead our skin is glass I'm so empty here without you I crack my xerox hands
I know it's the last day on earth We'll be together while the planet dies I know it's the last day on earth We'll never say goodbye
The dogs slaughter each other softly Love burns it's casualties We are damaged provider modules Spill the seeds at our children's feet I'm so empty here without you I know they want me dead
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