In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system...
Simple Duties You make the bed...................................................+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........................-1 You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5 You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...................0 When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........-1 When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2 You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings.......+5 But return with beer...............................................-5 You check out a suspicious noise at night...........................0 You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing...................0 You check out a suspicious noise and it's something................+5 You pummel it with a six iron.....................................+10 It's her father...................................................-10
Your Physique You develop a noticeable potbelly...........-15 You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it...+10 You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts..........-5
Finances You spend a lot of money on something impractical............-5 Something she can't use...................-10 Such as a motorized model airplane..............-20 And she got a small appliance for her birthday.............-40
Driving You lost the directions on a trip..............-4 You lost the directions and end up getting lost..............-10 You end up getting lost in a bad part of town........-15 You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal.........-25 You know them.........-60
The Big Question She asks, "Do I look fat?".................-5 (Sensitive questions always start with a deficit) You hesitate in responding............-10 You reply, "Where?"...........-35
Communication When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression......0 When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..........+5 You listen for more than 30 min. without looking at the TV........+10 She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep.............-20
Social Engagements You stay by her side the entire party..........0 You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy........-2 Named Tiffany....................-4 Tiffany is a dancer...................-6 Tiffany has implants...................-8 When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly...........+1 When mingling, you introduce her as "the ol' ball and chain" and pat her on the rump..........-5 When your mate points toward a hot-looking woman and asks you if you think she is attractive, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as attractive as you"................+1 When your mate points to a woman and asks if you think she's attractive, you say, "Yeah, but she's lousy in bed"......-6 That woman is her sister....................-90 You have one drink, and that's it................0 You have more than a few & perform the tango with a poodle.........-2 You have a lot of drinks, vaguely remember being fingerprinted....-18
For me it is important, that I like my job. It doesn't matter how much I get in a job if I hate the job. It's more important for me to be happy, not to have a lot of money. It is enough for me if I can pay my rental, my bills and my food.
What's in it for me in the end of my life, if I had millions on my bank but a life full of a hated job. I'm rather poor and happy as rich and unhappy. Btw, I think, if somebody is making a job which he doesn't like, he can never be make a good job.
I´m just a little bit different as some other, tough. I don't like to get flowers or gifts or get the whole day compliments. Most important to me is that he made me laugh, that I can kidding with him and that all is starting in an easy way. Good conversations is important. And show each other how much like the other with little gestures, with helping each other, with make things together what the other like( for exemple, I go with him to a soccer game, although I hate soccer, such these things). Little details are more important for me as the whole day kissing, and hughing and compliments and, and and... That is nothing for me. That scares me away. Just me.
John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery: Reader if cash thou art In want of any Dig 4 feet deep And thou wilt find a Penny.
On Margaret Daniels grave at Hollywood Cemetery Richmond, Virginia: She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her.
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England: On the 22nd of June - Jonathan Fiddle - Went out of tune.
Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont has an epitaph that sounds like something from a Three Stooges movie: Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go.
More fun with names with Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England: Gone away Owin' more Than he could pay.
Someone in Winslow, Maine didn't like Mr. Wood: In Memory of Beza Wood Departed this life Nov. 2, 1837 Aged 45 yrs. Here lies one Wood Enclosed in wood One Wood Within another. The outer wood Is very good: We cannot praise The other.
On a grave from the 1880's in Nantucket, Massachusetts: Under the sod and under the trees Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod: Pease shelled out and went to God.
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumer tip: Who was fatally burned March 21, 1870 by the explosion of a lamp filled with "R.E. Danforth's Non-Explosive Burning Fluid"
Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903--Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.
In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go.
These epitaphs are reported to be from actual tombstones...
On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle Age 102 The Good Die Young.
In a London, England cemetery: Ann Mann Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann. Dec. 8, 1767
In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery: Anna Wallace The children of Israel wanted bread And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.
Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery: Here lies Johnny Yeast Pardon me For not rising.
Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery: Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake.
In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery: Here lays Butch, We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger, But slow on the draw.
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery: Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes who died January 3, 1803 His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted.
A lawyer's epitaph in England: Sir John Strange Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.
Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont: I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.
Lester Moore was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona: Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a .44 No Les No More.
I got an email from a guy, who described itself as a good looking guy, and I have replied on him that I don't like it if people describe itself in such a way and his reply was, that it is necessarily describe the own selfishness to get attention, if he write someone.
I feel secure in a relationship if he let me be myself, If he doesn't try to chance me. I feel secure if he let me my space to make the things I like. I feel secure if he respects me. And I would give him the same space and respect.
I ask bluntly for all what I need.
It is a loosing battle, if I woke up, look at him and have no more feelings inside, or when he is getting abusing, or if he tries to chance me and tries to cut my own space. For me it is a loosing battle if he tries to fix the relationship with control and jealousness.
And the most important thing for give up a relationship is, if you realize that there is nothing more to say each other, if it is only living beside the other but not more together.
I haven't a problem if ppl find itself attractive. I have just only a problem if somebody tries to contact me and the first sentence is like look at me I'm the hottest guy of the world and you will die if you don't answer me.
I find myself attractive too. But I don't know if my counterpart see it like me. I think, if somebody starts massages like this, the person isn't looking for a relationship but looking for self-affirmation.
yes, and the amount of these massages are some day more as the massages from friends or nice guys. Sometimes I haven't much fun to look at my mail account. Some guys are thinking that the woman here are so much ravenous for love, that they would the first man who contact her.
* Fingerprints on glasses can be explained to guests by your continued fascination with Cluedo. * Dust on furniture is not really dust, but the latest in UV protection. * The get-well cards on the sideboard attest to your inability in recent days to attend to tidying. * Your daughter's studying of psychology has led to the pet hairs on the couch. She is noting your reactions. * Lipstick on cups has been left so cup and guest can be properly matched on the next visit. * The same reading matter is in the toilet area to help you feel 'at home'. * The party pies were so popular with previous guests you've served them once more. And you always find it better to buy in bulk, don't you? * Ashtrays are left full to remind everyone what a disgusting habit it is. * Pictures on the walls are at an angle to give a 21st century touch. * The Christmas lights are still hanging in an effort to break traditional habits. * Your current hobby is sculpting with beer cans. Yes, you're working toward the Guggenheim. * Guests are welcome to sample the historic collection of books. TV week on the left, good housekeeping on the right. * Isn't the light shining through the children's artwork on the window dirt is so clever? * You are SO proud of your home. Please come again.
* Juan Valdez names his donkey after you * You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked * You grind your coffee beans in your mouth * You sleep with your eyes open * You have to watch videos in fast-forward * You lick your coffee pot clean * Your eyes stay open when you sneeze * The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse * You can type sixty words a minute with your feet * You can jump-start your car without cables * Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low" * You don't sweat, you percolate
I had looked in the Internet a few years ago, for extraordinarily nicknames and I had found Fellfrosch. It was so crazy that I did toughed, that it is the right for me.
It would be a short film, a short story (or I make a movie about the short-story)and I would travel around the world( only a short look on all and then it goes to the next place). With the children I hope I get twins.
I'd like to see the pyramids. I'd like to travel around the world. I'd like to have children. I'd like to make a movie. I'd like to write a book. I'd like to learn ride a bicycle. I'd like to see S.O.A.D. live.
And no, but he can write I´m a conscious guy, I like myself or I´m in harmony with myself. If somebody tells me what I have to like is for my a little bit strange.
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Women's Point System
'm a optimistic. I believe every time in the best in people.