RE: In your opinion, how many users on CS are genuine?

I jointed this site to meet someone but came into the forums just for conversation as a lot of the men on this site do not post in the forums. I have not had luck in any of the areas.laugh

Funny I had e-mailed this one guy who had no picture but he did send me one after, but when I asked him to join in the forums he said no and never e-mailed me again.dunno

Gun Control

Glad you liked the problem, and the solution.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: When you go on that first date what do you...

Now that I am older maybe I can just say I do not know where they are and have no contact. Maybe then I would get a second daterolling on the floor laughing

Gun Control

Guess I should have put in the title, joke, do not shoot the messanger.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: When you go on that first date what do you...

What are you suppose to say when they ask to tell me about yourself and you have nothing to say that does not lead into areas you do not want to talk about. I do not just come out right away but in the end what can I say where are they now and do you still see them or where is the kids father? Only one answer jail and dead.conversing

Gun Control

I know some may not find this funny, but sometimes we need to have a laugh about such an important matter.

Gun Control

Partisan views on gun control


Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following problem.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me and not my family?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and gardening day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.


Republican's Answer:

BANG!


Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click...(sounds of reloading).

RE: When you go on that first date what do you...

I guess it is not good to tell that you put one ex in prison and the other killed himself.conversing

RE: When you go on that first date what do you...

I think I tell too much about myself. One guy said he thought I was a good girl now he know different.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Are you single

Yes I am single

RE: My legs were removed....

I guess according to the mods your legs do not show your face clearly. You need to have a picture painted on your legs, then maybe they would be acceptable to them.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Favorite Movie Theater Candy

never heard of eye candydunno

RE: Did the Great Biblical Flood actually occur?

I would really love to read all that is written as it sounds interesting but I cannot bring myself to read that much typing.sigh

RE: My legs were removed....

I have had a lot of pictures removed, and even my privileges taken away by posting pictures which were not me. I am sure I looked just like that kitten I had up.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Favorite Movie Theater Candy

goodies

RE: Favorite Movie Theater Candy

should have know anything with balls in it would be your favorite.laugh especially when they melt in your mouth and no KY needed.

RE: Favorite Movie Theater Candy

licorce alsorts

RE: U can hide your tears ?

I have cried over losing love ones like when my Mom died of cancer and my ex husband committed sucide. I cried especially over my ex because if only he would have gotton the help he needed he would have been a wonderful person.

RE: U can hide your tears ?

I cry anytime that my feeling are hurt. I have been told that they did not know I was such a cry baby, especially when it was at work by another person.

RE: C S invitation....u have recently met.....

I would want to go somewhere that is different from all other places like Venice. Where else do you see streets of water and a gondola and that person who steers the boat for you. Is that the same place that has the bull fights, never saw one of those either.conversing

RE: How many brother's and sister's do u have and at what ages?

I am a only child but always wanted a brother or sister.

RE: Going Back To CANADA

Glad to hear you are getting to come back to Canada. I know your you cannot wait to see your son but is he saying....no, mom is coming back now I cannot do what I want anymore. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Did the Great Biblical Flood actually occur?

Sorry back to topic.

If it never happened then why put it in the bible to start with?

Don't forget god had a hand in this so anything that was needed god would have told him how to do it.

RE: Did the Great Biblical Flood actually occur?

I still believe in leprechauns so I will get their pot of gold.laugh

RE: Did the Great Biblical Flood actually occur?

Has anyone been able to reach the end of the rainbow to prove there is no pot of gold there?laugh

God promised to destroy us with fire next time, at least that is what I think he said.dunno

RE: Did the Great Biblical Flood actually occur?

I want to believe in the story as that is where we get the rainbow from, God promised to never flood the earth again and the rainbow is to be a sign of that promise.

RE: The Most Beautiful Flower

My favorite is yellow roses.

RE: what kind of sports do u love?

I am not into sports at all. In high school I could never hit the base ball, in soccer could not get the ball, in valley ball always could not hit the ball with two hands over the net. I am hopeless when it comes to sports.

Cannot swim or skate either.crying

RE: Pretzelman

I lost his home phone number so cannot phone him.

RE: Pretzelman

The last time I heard from him he asked for my e-mail address but he has not sent me anything.

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