The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
I may as well live alone.. I have a nearly 90 year old mother living with me, she absolutely refuses to participate in her own life, and wants to consume mine.
I have often thought about becoming involved on a more permanent basis (and damn near did a few months ago) but I have to ask myself if it would be fair to a potential partner.. Probably not.
SO, for now I will invest in another Harley, bring in caregivers for mom, and escape "my" world for a few days at a time..
People today live in the past, based on past experiences. Fear of the unknown. Many doors await us all to open, my experience is so many are afraid to open that new door and take a walk through it. They fear the unknown..
Let me make it simple for you to understand. In nine days I will be 68 years old, my whole life has been fighting for everything I have (starting at age 17 when I entered the military). NOT ONE DAMN THING, was handed to me.
People today seem to want socialized this and socialized that.
"TODAY'S" people in general is my perception. Naturally it is changeable. Problem being, people must be "willing" to change, most I have seen are not. It is always easier to blame others for our/their downfalls. I am only guessing (at best), but I believe most people want everything handed to them.
RE: What have you learnt since Joining CS?
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!