RE: What I Want In a Man

Your perception works very well for you..thumbs up

But I still say, wait a few years...grin

Clocks in Heaven

An old codger passes and enters the "Perily Gates".. He notices several clocks and asks St Peter about them.. St. Peter tell him they are lie clocks, every time you lie, the clock moves one tick.

The old codger points to one particular clack and asks, "who's clock is that"? St. Peter says, "that one belongs to Mother Teresa, she never told a lie, her clock has never moved.

The old codger points to another and asks the same question.. St. Peter says, "that one belongs to Abe Lincoln, it has moved twice meaning he had only told 2 lies in his life...

Then the old codger asks, "where is President Obama's clock? St. Peter says, "God has it hanging on the ceiling in his office, he is using it as a fan"...

dancing

RE: What I Want In a Man

Well, I for one have been known to have it..dunno

RE: What I Want In a Man

Tell me that in a few years....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

How did you know all the kids around PHX call me "Pops"??confused

RE: What I Want In a Man

"MY" experience.......... People find a "possibility", become involved, and then when they realize they cannot change that person into what they think they want, they super ...sigh

I have had the chance to watch it, over, and over, and over again.dunno

Hell, I have even done it myself..doh

RE: What I Want In a Man

I "STILL" have a tremendous desire to be around when some of you damn kids reach my age...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

It sure would be fun to have all these forums stored so I could show them to you and remind Y"All what "stinkin thinkin" ya had way back when..tongue



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RE: What I Want In a Man

Ask...................uh oh

devil

grin

RE: What I Want In a Man

You could be selling yourself short..dunno

RE: The Best Journey song eva!!!!!

I wonder if Steve would agree with you??cool

RE: Who Breaks Up Relationships?

"Tolerate, and put up with", or are more willing to honor their commitments and work through the problem(s)???confused

RE: Relationship

“I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.” ~Stephen King~uh oh

RE: Relationship

“Time takes it all whether you want it to or not, time takes it all. Time bares it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again.”

Stephen King

RE: OH Baby!!!

Congratulations Trudy..yay

Glad all is well in the Midwest...hug

RE: Men Have Always Wanted to Know the Answer to this Question..

I VERY SERIOUSLY doubt it...wink

But yes, there are really 2 chances... Slim and none...dancing

RE: who's has a job?

I also have a "life", so I think I will say wave for now and get on with today's life...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Men Have Always Wanted to Know the Answer to this Question..

DO we dare tell the ladies what us guys say when amongst ourselves??innocent

RE: have you watced someone.and thought no way.

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RE: who's has a job?

I have a job, after being retired for several years..sigh

This "work" thing ain't all it is cracked up to be..doh

RE: MILESTONES IN LIFE - E.G. THE BIG 50

Not far away at all, it is the here & now..grin

RE: MILESTONES IN LIFE - E.G. THE BIG 50

Happy upcoming birthday, and remember the 11th commandment..cheers

Don't sweat the small chit (and it's ALL small chit).. wink

RE: Cures for Anger & Unforgiveness...what's your advice?

At times we are the teacher, at others the student..wink

I suppose on rare occasions, we can be both..dunno

RE: Judge Blocks parts of Arizona's Immigration Law !

Actually Amigo, they generally do pay taxes.. Most have phony ID's with phony SS numbers, and they guard them with their life. They pay into the system to some extent.cheers

RE: HOW TO MAKE MONEY ONLINE?

Check out Craigslist, or Backpage.com..professor

It appears many women (and some men) are making pretty good money from their ads..devil

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RE: Cures for Anger & Unforgiveness...what's your advice?

We make our amends for us,non of our business what another does with them.dunno

If another "CHOOSES" to stay pissed off, it is about them and not us..sigh

"Some", are just pissed off at the world..uh oh

grin

RE: Is Dr Phil on here ...

wave Goodbye, and tell her to have a nice trip..grin

RE: Judge Blocks parts of Arizona's Immigration Law !

I am "old", not DEAD....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Judge Blocks parts of Arizona's Immigration Law !

This one will be eyeballed personally, and soon..grin

I wonder if I can do like the illegals? Passport? I don't need no stinkin passport..cool

RE: He said I should take my clothes off...

Possibly make you use the brain given you. Did he suggest all of you young ladies take off your clothes in class?? If that were the case, just punishment was rendered. That NOT being the case, p[possibly you missed out on a great chance for growth, and he was wronged..dunno

RE: House husband

Thank you my dear, and I know that..wink

Mom thinks it is great also except for nights like tonight when I get to go to a BBQ & swim party WITHOUT her tagging along..yay

Has to be an early night though, work tomorrow..sigh

wave Bye now, Y'All come back now hear??grin

RE: Letting go

Letting Go
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To "let go" does not mean to stop caring, it means I cannot do it for someone else.

To "let go" is not to cut myself off, it is the realization I cannot control another.

To "let go" is not to enable, but to allow learning from natural consequences.

To "let go" is to admit powerlessness, which means the outcome is not in my hands.

To "let go" is not to try to change or blame another, it's to make the most of myself.

To "let go" is not to care for, but to care about.

To "let go" is not to fix, but to be supportive.

To "let go" is not to judge, but to allow another to be a human being.

To "let go" is not to be in the middle arranging outcomes, but to allow others to affect their own destinies.

To "let go" is not to be protective, it is to permit another to face reality.

To "let go" is not to deny, but to accept.

To "let go" is not to nag, scold or argue, but instead to search out my own shortcomings, and correct them.

To "let go" is not to adjust everything to my desires but to take each day as it comes, and cherish myself in it.

To "let go" is not to criticize and regulate anybody but to try to become what I dream I can be.

To "let go" is not to regret the past, but to grow and live for the future.

To "let go" is to fear less and love more.

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